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Chill Mists (Chilly)

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It has to be the ol'

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side".

 

Believe it or not, it actually took me so long to fully understand this joke ("the other side" meaning "death").

And now that I get it, it just feels really anticlimactic..

That and it just isn't funny.

Maybe someone already said this before but, that's not actually the point of that "joke". It's a anti-joke, and you can watch vsauce's video about anti-jokes, they're actually quite funny when you get the point of them smile.png

 

 

OnT: I have no clue, really, I can't come up with any.

 

Okay, this one is horrible... "Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!"

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Wanna hear a joke?

 

Women's rights

 

 

 That's the only one that comes to mind at the moment.  Sometimes peoples' reactions make it funnier too tongue.png . 

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I have a dark joke for everypony,There was this little girl and a old man.The old man tells the little girl that he would give her a piece of candy if she takes off her shirt.The little girl does so and gets a piece of candy.Then the old man said he give her another one he she takes off her pants.She does and gets more candy.Then the old man said if she would take off her underwear he give her a whole bag.The little girl then said to the old man,Look man I'm going to end up getting diabetes way before you fuck me. (I'm going straight to hell for that joke)   

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Believe it or not, I find this entire thread to be hilarious. Yeah, I'm horrible and I should feel horrible.

 

One lulzy bad joke I remember hearing as I read through this thread was this.

 

"What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

 

You can tune a piano...but you can't tuna fish!".

 

HUH HUH HUH. GEDDIT?

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Call of Duty being a good game series, and that its fans are hardcore gamers.

 

This is the only thing that comes to mind right now, and the best part about that second one is that even Infinity Ward denied that CoD's fans are hardcore.

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How do you tell if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her.... Test tickles.

 

Two guys rob a liquor store, and they steal some cheese.

One robber says to the other robber "what kind of cheese did we get?"

The other robber says "nacho cheese"

The second robber says "how do you know?"

The first robber replies "because that's what the cashier was yelling. That's nacho cheese!"

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Pretty much every pun ever is a bad joke. The furthest extent I'll go for a pun is a pity laugh, but deep down they're just plain annoying. Unless they're very cunning, and you don't understand it instantly. Then it might be good.

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What word is spelled wrong everytime?

Wrong.

 

And there's:

Two radio antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't anything special, but the reception was excellent.

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To be honest, I'm not quite sure. I've heard a lot and I've even come up with a few horrible ones myself. I love cheesy and corny jokes. Puns are great too (I say a bunch in the forum lounge).

 

What can I say? I think they're punny.

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I love cheesy and corny jokes.

 

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

 

Get it? Because cheese is cheesy and you put it on corn chips to make nachos. So it's cheesy and cornylaugh.png 

 

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A panda walks into a bar, has a meal, shoots the bartender, and leaves.

People there are wondering how a panda could do that.

Someone says, "Don't you know? Pandas eat shoot and leaves."

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 We've all heard a corny joke in our lives, but there are some that are just downright awful, and sometimes we still laugh at how sub-par the joke is! I'm curious to know about the worst jokes anypony here has heard. I'll start! 

Q: What's something small that washes up in the ocean?

A: A Microwave!

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What has 4 wheels and flies?

 

A GARBAGE TRUCK!!!

 

 

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA


Q. What do u call cheese that’s not yours?

 

A. NACHO CHEESE!!!

 

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