The Banned Game

[CypherHoof 26,479]

10 hours ago, Excalibur said:

FOOL! Provision number 75. Chancellor Neighsay is not above Princess Celestia in any way. He is only in charge of EEA. Five second ban for you

And yet she is required to follow his rules. Five Second Ban denied.

5 hours ago, Excalibur said:

FOOL! One does not read an entire post in a millisecond.

Five second ban for you

Banned because my computer does, even if the screen can't even display it that fast...

[Flutterstep 46,169]

Banned because your monitor would if it had RGB 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

47 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

Banned because your monitor would if it had RGB 

Banned because monitors with a 1KHz framerate are a bit rare...

[Deae Rising Shine~ 52,285]

5 second penalty for cutting several corners to Ponyville

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 hour ago, Deae Rising Shine~ said:

5 second penalty for cutting several corners to Ponyville

Banned because they needed trimming...

[Luigi 7,868]

FOOL! There have been no posts here for four hours. Five second ban for you

[CypherHoof 26,479]

50 minutes ago, Excalibur said:

FOOL! There have been no posts here for four hours. Five second ban for you

Banned for considering that my fault, when it wasn't my turn to post....

[Nsxile 25,579]

24 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Banned for considering that my fault, when it wasn't my turn to post....

Banned for leaving a roughly 36 minute gap before posting when it was your turn 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

2 hours ago, Nsxile said:

Banned for leaving a roughly 36 minute gap before posting when it was your turn 

Banned because I *do* have other things to do on a sunday evening; I have to prepare my clothing ready for work tomorrow, sort and store laundry, and as I have decided to take lunch with me tomorrow, I am boiling some eggs in preparation for that too.

[Nsxile 25,579]

3 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Banned because I *do* have other things to do on a sunday evening; I have to prepare my clothing ready for work tomorrow, sort and store laundry, and as I have decided to take lunch with me tomorrow, I am boiling some eggs in preparation for that too.

Banned because fair point 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

26 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Banned because fair point 

Banned because you could have made an egg pun.

but I guess an œuf is an œuf....

[Nsxile 25,579]

13 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Banned because you could have made an egg pun.

but I guess an œuf is an œuf....

Banned because that pun was eggscellent  

[CypherHoof 26,479]

5 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Banned because that pun was eggscellent  

Banned because that's an eggsaggeration

[Woohoo 32,450]

Banned for bad puns. 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

7 minutes ago, Woohoo said:

Banned for bad puns. 

Banned for failing to make a good pun.

[Luigi 7,868]

FOOL! Saying “Bad Puns” is not making a pun. Five second ban

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 minute ago, Excalibur said:

FOOL! Saying “Bad Puns” is not making a pun. Five second ban

Banned for unfair punnishment.

[Nsxile 25,579]

Just now, CypherHoof said:

Banned for unfair punnishment.

Banned for making a pun but unbanned because I see your point 

[Luigi 7,868]

FOOL! You do not have enough badges to challenge the Pokemon League. To get in, you need eight.

Five second ban

[CypherHoof 26,479]

2 minutes ago, Excalibur said:

FOOL! You do not have enough badges to challenge the Pokemon League. To get in, you need eight.

Five second ban

Banned because Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!

[Luigi 7,868]

Just now, CypherHoof said:

Banned because Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!

FOOL! Nsxile has exactly four badges in his signature. If he doesn’t need them, why does he have them? Five second ban

[CypherHoof 26,479]

8 minutes ago, Excalibur said:

FOOL! Nsxile has exactly four badges in his signature. If he doesn’t need them, why does he have them? Five second ban

Banned for not recognising I have ten...

[Luigi 7,868]

FOOL! Come back when you have sixteen. We can take on Mt. Silver after you’ve served a five second ban

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Banned for only yourself having ten (and, as previously mentioned, unlicenced Mr T impersonation)

[Ittoni 536]

banned for falling asleep and snoring during the summer sun celebration