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1. it is absolutely illegal to walk a toilet with a leash shorter than 4 feet 6 inches or longer than 5 feet 3 inches.

2. it is illegal to urinate on ground squirrels with coats less than 1.5 millimeters in thickness. it is also illegal to not urinate on ground squirrels with coats more than 2.3 millimeters.

3. one shall not break wind while wearing latex while smoking, offenders will be charged with possession of  weapons of mass destruction

4. all hamburgers must contain atleast 1% meat, the state and or composition of said meat may be from any animal, including but not limited to.... Cow, Chicken, Turkey, Pig, Rodent, Persons of lower common value, Trees, Horse, reptilian or ect... all other composition of said hamburger may be made of filler material. 

5.   The Ministry of Arcane Science complaint department hours are between the hours of 11:59pm and 12am February 29th.

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Disagreeing with anything about MLP is now illegal unless you explain your reason for disagreeing with an atleast 500 word explanation which then must be mailed to your nearest Thought Inspection Centre and get a Seal of Unstupidity from a proffesional from there to confirm that your opinion is not completely moronic. Also there are now Thought Inspection Centres and Thought Inspectors which will be picked from the smartest of bronies.

 

That should stop most of those pesky brony haters!... That would also be a brony fascist goverment, wouldn't it?

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