Come up with a weird law!

[Lunar Echo 10,334]

Everyone gets a battleship. 

[Kiri 7,277]

In Northern Kekistan, you are only allowed to meme backwards. 

[internet pone 2,916]

It's a crime to wake up early morning on Mondays.

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

Give inanimate objects 'Human Rights' such as General Scooter

 

And @Awkward Segway

[Awkward Segway 301]

Only YOU can prevent forest fires (for everyone else it's illegal).

[Will Guide 21,325]

With me being a Changeling, Everyone who fails to guess who I'm impersonating either pays me or has to go a date with me.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Every time @The_Gobo fails to realize I am not pink he gets put in a waffle iron

And every time @WiiGuy2014 feeds off of love he is taxed just like regular food is taxed 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

How dare you.

Every time pank, here, posts they get a slap in the face :V

 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,420]

Everyone have to plant catnip to their garden or that garden will be burned by the special police unit. :3

[Telferi 6,905]

10 years jail for saying or writing Lol

[MoTusNua 49]

It's illegal to be anything other than Black and White. You must either be a Hardcore Competitive Player or not play Video Games at all. Those are the only options!

Edited June 30, 2017 by MoTusNua

[Prophet 610]

It's illegal to drink anything but tea.

PRAISE TEA!

 

[Lunar Echo 10,334]

Everyone wears a skirt.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Everyone must enlist in the Doge Marine Corps. >:3

[Ocean Melody 116]

Everyone must use tape to hang things

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Shadow Dash's Laws of Equestria, 2nd Edition, Section IV

Rule Number 37: Any and all images of Fluttershy must have a frame made of recycled wood, and must be decorated with images of nature using only berry juice. Said berries must be taken from excess. Do not use berries that are still needed by the animals.

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

Everyone must wear a giant cheese wheel on the top of their heads on nights of the full moon.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Shadow Dash's Laws of Equestria, 2nd Edition, Section XIV

Rule Number 23: Anyone bringing cottage cheese through the city of Vanhoover must first fill out a declaration of intent, describing the exact use they will have for the cottage cheese. The cottage cheese will only be allowed into the city if the use is deemed acceptable by at least 3 high ranking officers of the royal guard.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

@ShadowDash13 i wanna bring three barrels of cottage cheese into vanhoover to empty in town square and roll around in it flinging it at ponies as they walk

 

New rule if @WiiGuy2014 tries to steal your love, you are allowed to poke him in his eye with a sharp stick 

[Will Guide 21,325]

Just now, Arid_Blitz said:

New rule if @WiiGuy2014 tries to steal your love, you are allowed to poke him in his eye with a sharp stick 

Ha! Joke's on you! I always ask before feeding, so it's not stealing.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

New rule whenever you quote someone then not make a new law you are to ban yourself 

[Snow 5,305]

Effective immediately all motorised transportation is being recalled and is required by law to be substituted by some type of tank! 

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Shadow Dash's Laws of Equestria, 2nd Edition, Section XIII

Rule Number 13: All occurrences of the number 13 must be accompanied with a picture of a batpony.

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

All mentions of the number 13 in the form of XIII must be acompanied by a picture of someone in a black coat.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Shadow Dash's Laws of Equestria, 2nd Edition, Section XXIX

Rule Number 7: All mainstream popular music created after the year 2015 must be deleted in all digital forms, leaving only CD versions remaining.

All of these CDs will be collected by the government to be disposed of properly.

There are some exceptions to this rule. A list will be posted at the collection stations.