Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying.

[crispy fries 432]

Flash Sentry: I definitely won't steal your waifu.

Twilight: I'll just watch TV.

Pinkie: Let's be calm and reasonable.

Rarity: Orange and brown work great together.

Fluttershy: LET'S GET LOUD UP IN THIS!

Applejack: The Shouth should've lost.

Rainbowdash: Slow and steady wins the race.

Edited February 10, 2016 by crispy fries

[cmarston1 5,951]

Celestia: Twilight, neither you or your friends will be required to protect Equestria today.  I got this situation all under control.

 

 

Twilight: Spike, what kind of comics are you reading?

Spike: (Blushes)

 

 

Mayor Mare:  Mr Cake you Are the father!

Edited February 10, 2016 by cmarston1

[Sazama Ichida 2,352]

Twilight: Spike, what kind of comics are you reading?

Spike: Playcolt... (Blushes)

Fixed that for you. XD

 

Twilight: My brain hurts from all this reading...

 

Pinkie Pie: I wanna watch some cement dry! =D

 

Rainbow Dash: You suck Tank. I should've picked the falcon instead...

 

Rarity: I am not a marshmallow!

 

Applejack: Ah sure wish ah was as purdy as a city girl...

 

Fluttershy: I am not cute!!!

[Saroth 102]

Celestia: "Screw this, I'll deal with it myself."

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

Twilight will never say anything Tara Strong said when voice acting Juliet in Lollipop Chainsaw

[Singe 2,109]

Rainbow Dash: Did you see how I tackled Spike? He ain't walking ever again.

 

Derpy Hooves: I written a book called the Fifty Shades of Derpy.

 

Maud Pie: This one guy claimed to have rock hard abs, they were fake.

 

Applejack: You have to stop hounding that girl.

Rarity: I will not rest until I find out if they are real or fake.

 

Luna: *Points at their short skirts.* Dress code, ladies. We're going to have a long talk in my office with your parents. 

 

Rarity: School uniforms?! Forget, this school I'm out of here!

[PinkieatHeart 208]

Princess Celestia: I refuse to lower the sun. Equestria will spend the rest of eternity in bright, scorching sunlight! *insert evil laugh here*

 

Luna: Alright, somepony send her ass to the sun then. If I can't do this sort of thing, neither can she.

[Singe 2,109]

Spike: How was I suppose to know "Giddy up ride on pony" was offensive?

 

Sunset Shimmer: So you're this world's Twilight. *Looks Twilight over.* Flash is going to have some competition.

 

Luna: Sister, there have been complaints about Climate Change.

Celestia: Fine, I'll move the Sun away a few inches.

 

Apple Bloom: My sister wants to marry me to an apple tree.

 

Sweetie Belle: Don't worry I got this. It'll be 300 bits for all three of us.

 

Twilight Sparkle: I can't always rely on my friends to solve these problems. So I'm going to outsource and hire some mercenaries.

Spike: Spine Ripper would be great to help convince ponies to get along.

[Singe 2,109]

Cadance: Thank you Rarity for showing me how to eat a Popsicle.

 

Pinkie Pie: I'm going to have a house made entirely out sweets and there is no way it will back fire.

 

Twilight Sparkle: Spike has been scared since he read Tank Mare and seen a dragon's head explode.

 

Twilight Sparkle: What should I do as a princess?

Celestia: You can stand around and wave to the subjects. That's what I usually do.

 

Fluttershy: I do not have tail extensions. *Trips over her tail.*

[crispy fries 432]

Twilight Sparkle: Read my fanfic.

 

Fluttershy: My house always smells like animal crap.

 

Applejack: Have fun at college, Applebloom.

 

Rarity: Do you want to borrow my copy of Fifty Shades Of Gray?

 

Pinkie Pie: I don't have a permit for my party cannon.

 

Rainbowdash: I lost a race that one time.

[Singe 2,109]

Pinkie Pie: What's this?

Rarity: That's just a film I did when I was a few years younger to get by. Not for children's eyes.

Pinkie Pie: Why? Is it because a stud talked you into doing a film about *wink* then you had to do *wink* followed by more *wink.*

Rarity: What is wrong with your eye? The film was a very boring documentary about my time as a....

Pinkie Pie: Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

Applejack: *Drunk* And I was like, if you want to go out on a date with me. Kiss that apple tree.

 

Applejack: *Drunk* A mop in a dress is prettier than Rarity.

 

Applejack: *Drunk* Nah, I just ignored more than half of your babbling Twilight.

 

Applejack: *Drunk* Sweets taste much better after mixed in the stomach, Pinkie Pie.

 

Applejack: *Drunk* I'm just going to sleep at the foot of your bed like a dog, Fluttershy.

 

Applejack:: *Drunk* Did I ever tell you how much the others secretly despise you?

Edited February 26, 2016 by Singe

[Singe 2,109]

Rarity: I'll draw more eyes on us by making our skirts a few inches shorter.

 

Pinkie Pie: I swallowed a balloon.

 

Sunset Shimmer: *Freaked out.* What in the world were they just teaching in that class?!

 

Flash Sentry: So I was thinking...

Twilight Sparkle: Keep your hands to yourself.

Flash Sentry: *Sad face*

 

Spike: I'm sure you girls would like to know what Spike has been doing.

 

Flash Sentry: The one day I wear these tight jeans and Twilight Sparkle just came back.

Edited March 5, 2016 by Singe

[Fawkes The Phoenix 737]

Applejack: This sentence is false.

Edited March 7, 2016 by Fawkes The Phoenix

[----- 476]

Twilight: I am glad that Tirek blown up my the golden oak library. 

 

Fluttershy: I gonna kill this pet! 

 

Pinkie Pie: Yay, I got diabetes! ~ 

 

Rarity: I totally love green manes. 

 

Applejack: Granny Smith is actually my mother. 

 

Rainbow Dash: Call me Monochrome Dash now. 

Spike: I have a crush on Discord. 

 

Sunset Shimmer: Flash looks so hot in that borat swimsuit. 

 

Princess Cadance: Shining, stop throwing our daughter against the wall!!! 

Edited March 7, 2016 by Fluidty

[Singe 2,109]

Applejack: Rainbow Dash you've failed as many times as Rarity goes through boyfriends.

 

Rarity: He was almost the right one, until he dropped that 'I have a kid.' and I was like 'Rarity is not going to be some filly's mama.'

 

Flash Sentry: Well we're finally alone...and I see you're busy looking for way to escape.

 

Fluttershy: *Walks into the classroom wearing a furry bunny costume.* Don't judge me.

 

Sunset Shimmer: I'll be your friend Twilight and I will own you for ever.

 

Flash Sentry: *Bursts into the girls locker room.* Has anyone heard from Twilight?

 

Pinkie Pie: That wasn't a party in the back alley!

Edited March 20, 2016 by Singe

[Flutterstep 46,169]

Fluttershy: "What? Me and Vinyl friends? Don't be silly. She just likes me for my body."

 

Twilight: "Has anyone else notice how Flash usally only hangs around by himself? What a loner."

 

Apple Jack: "I've always preferred the city life. But ya can't get a good ol' weed crop up an growing without ponies asking questions. Um…ah mean, metaphorically speaking, of course."

 

Pinkie Pie: "Have you girls ever realised that we are just clichés and stereotypes with very little depth? I'd understand if you want to stay in denial."

 

Rainbow: "Actually, this was all my fault. I take full responsibility; you had nothing to do with it at all."

 

Rarity: "You wanna hear a joke? Men cooking."

[Luminance 2,181]

Twilight- "I'll just google it instead"

 

Pinkie Pie- "I'll just party alone then"

 

Fluttershy- "Go away, smelly creatures!"

 

Applejack- "I hate apple everything"

 

Rainbow Dash- "let's just give up"

 

Rarity- "Yes Spike, I Do"

 

Starlight- "Hello Sunset Shimmer, I didn't know you came from another dimension"

 

Sunset- "My hair looks like bacon to you guys?"

 

Spike- "I'm marrying Rarity!"

[Sazama Ichida 2,352]

My God this topic is so much fun...

Rarity: Does this dress make my flank look big?

Rainbow Dash: I'm just gonna lay here on this cloud and do absolutely nothing all day. I'll be a regular cloud potato!

 

[Singe 2,109]

Starlight Glimmer: That's what I did. Very embarrassing.

Sunburst: At least you're not a registered offender.

Starlight Glimmer: Wow. I am shocked.

 

Applejack: Keep your eyes peeled for dingoes. They'll eat your baby.

 

Rainbow Dash: Wait until the new baby checks out this toy. It's at least 50% in the lead.

 

Shining Armor: I can't find Flurry Heart.

Cadance: Oh, I know where she's hiding. *Sigh.*  I can't go through those big wings again.

Shining Armor: ...What?

 

Celestia: It's our greatest foe, nature.

 

Rarity: My nose can't stand being around you anymore. Applejack smells like farm. Fluttershy smells like animals. Rainbow Dash smells like a boys locker room. Pinkie Pie smells like the dirty kitchen of a restaurant. Sunset Shimmer smells like a dumpster. Twilight Sparkle smells like a meth lab in a basement.

 

Starlight Glimmer: Then I guess you're my second friend.

Spike: Really. Please go out with me?

Starlight Glimmer: Um....no.

 

Discord: Remember who you're messing with Twilight. One snap my fingers, you and your friends will be the plot of an anime harem. 

Edited April 2, 2016 by Singe

[heavens-champion 1,893]

Any of them saying the F word.

[Weird Thing 10]

They might say these things if they get hypnotised or if they completely change who they are.

Edited April 2, 2016 by Weird Thing

[Sazama Ichida 2,352]

Any of them saying the F word.

Or any swear word. That goes without saying. But I would love to hear them say things like: "Celestiadamn", "Flankhole", "Buck off" "What the Tartarus?" etc. XD

[heavens-champion 1,893]

Or any swear word. That goes without saying. But I would love to hear them say things like: "Celestiadamn", "Flankhole", "Buck off" "What the Tartarus?" etc. XD

There's no way they can get away with that first one.

[Sazama Ichida 2,352]

There's no way they can get away with that first one.

It's still a moot point though. Because the show is obviously never going to have any swear words in it.

[heavens-champion 1,893]

It's still a moot point though. Because the show is obviously never going to have any swear words in it.

Too true. leave swear words in adult content.