Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying.

[HereComesTom 2,232]

Twilight:  Okay, Spike!  Time to practice this new spell I learned!  Now...draw the pentagram!

[cmarston1 5,951]

Granny Smith:Buckle down and do your work, or you'll end up at McDonald's 

Apple Bloom: We going to Mcdonald's if I don't do my work?

Granny Smith: No

 

[HereComesTom 2,232]

"...And Pinkie Pie's last words were, 'Gummy is all grown up, now!'"

[Sparklefan1234 161,672]

On 2/24/2019 at 10:19 AM, Twilight Luna said:

Twilight: Alright, friendship is a total lie. Sorry, no refunds on your tuition!

 

Applejack: We were all in this for the bits! 

 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

"Hi Fluttershy. Did you know Gummy finally grew teeth? He just ate Angel Bunny., Isn't that great?"

- Pinkie Pie

 

"Well, Angel did have it coming"

- Fluttershy

 

Edited February 26, 2019 by cuteycindyhoney

[Sparklefan1234 161,672]

8 minutes ago, cuteycindyhoney said:

"Hi Fluttershy. Did you know Gummy finally grew teeth? He just ate Angel Bunny., Isn't that great?"

- Pinkie Pie

 

"Well, Angel did have it coming"

- Fluttershy

 

 

Twilight Sparkle: "As the Princess of Friendship I *must* say...I agree with you." 

Edited February 26, 2019 by Sparklefan1234

[CypherHoof 26,479]

13 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Twilight Sparkle: "As the Princess of Friendship I *must* say...I agree with you." 

Fluttershy: It's fine; discord killed the bunny MONTHS ago out of jealousy and has been wearing his skin like a coat since then...

[Sparklefan1234 161,672]

Twilight Sparkle: "I am the Princess of the Unikingdom! Oh, I'm also a unicorn-cat hybrid."

[Will Guide 21,325]

Thorax: When I transformed to butterfly form and became leader of the Changelings, I wanted my colors to be more respectful, not puke-green colors.

Spike: When I got my wings, I thought I would grow bigger too. Life sucks!

Sunburst: Starswirl the Bearded, I am your descendant.

[RDDash 18,848]

On 2/24/2019 at 12:07 PM, cuteycindyhoney said:

"Spike, I don't know how to say this, but, um, just because you grew wings, doesn't mean you're a princess too."

- Twilight

Spike: Well, technically I grabbed that stick that the old dragon threw in the volcano, so now all other dragons are forced to obey me yells GARBLE

Garble: Yes, Master.

Spike: bring me all of your pillows!

Garble: As you wish Master.

 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

10 hours ago, R.D.Dash said:

Spike: Well, technically I grabbed that stick that the old dragon threw in the volcano, so now all other dragons are forced to obey me yells GARBLE

Garble: Yes, Master.

Spike: bring me all of your pillows!

Garble: As you wish Master.

"Okay Spike, I let you have your fun. Garble won't be back for a while. Put that cardboard sceptre down, before I clobber you with the real one."

- Ember

 

"Uh, I was only foolin' around!"

- Spike

 

"Fool around on your own time. Now get back to giving me my daily pedi-claw buff, Or I'll tell Garble what you've been doing!"

 

"Yes Ma'am!"

 

- Spike

[Flutterstep 46,209]

All you had to do, was follow the darn train Pinkie! 

[Singe 2,109]

Flim: Why look brother, that pony has a pair of big bags.

Flam: Nice. I really want to get my hooves on those bits.

 

Spike: AHHHHHHH!

Twilight Sparkle: Spike. A bad dream?

Spike: It was horrible. I saw Rarity with some other guys.....

Luna: Knock knock. Yeah, you weren't suppose to see that. My bad.

[RDDash 18,848]

Rainbow Factory Worker: So welcome to your new job orientation, here where we make all  the rainbows and where we use our patented secret formula.

So anyway due to our education system each and every one of you can pick only one job for the rest of your life.

We also get a single holiday once a year to celebrate our glorious princess of the Sun.

Random pony: So you just work us to death.

Worker: We sure try. 

Everypony laughs nervously

[Singe 2,109]

Princess Celestia: Twilight, you cast a spell that made the entire town go mad. *Snort.* Honestly, I can't even. This is your mess, you deal with it.

 

Starlight Glimmer: All my plans have been good ideas.

 

Fluttershy: I am the element of kindness.

Rainbow Dash: It's true. She kills with it and there's a lot of graves in the backyard that attests to that.

Edited March 4, 2019 by Singe

[RDDash 18,848]

Twilight Sparkle: Oh I am a hairless ape thing, so just to be on the safe side I should pretend that I am someone i've not.

Pinkie Pie: What's your name?

Twilight: Moondancer! My name is Moondancer. And if everyone else asks my name is still Moondancer.

Pinkie: But...

Twilight:  Do you see another Moondancer in this school, or anywhere else?

Pinkie: Well, no.

Twilight: Good.

[Cash In 21,493]

Twilight: Can I shoot you with this giant laser?

Tirek: Hahahaha, no.

Twilight: Oh. So...how's the weather in Tartarus?

[Singe 2,109]

Starlight Glimmer: Twilight you don't look so well. What happened?

Twilight Sparkle: All my students told me that they didn't learn anything from my lessons. Yet they were all so well adapted at making friends. It doesn't make sense.

Starlight Glimmer: Maybe a few. Some. Half. Most. Forget it, we're just the sorry excuse that need a crutch to make friends.

Twilight Sparkle: Are you kidding me? That means I'm the Princess of Pathetic.

 

Rainbow Dash: So let me get this straight. You can't play because you went blind. How?

Applejack: I walked in on Big Mac and Sugar Belle.

 

Sweetie Belle: Please make sure that's the last time you let Big Mac use our club house.

Applebloom: I'm sorry. I was just being a good sister to him and Sugar Belle.

Scootaloo: Remember it took us hours to clean up the mess, next time.

 

[RDDash 18,848]

Twilight: Tirek is actually really good friend.

[Vanilla Cloud 51]

Discord: Causing chaos is getting to be so boring.

[RDDash 18,848]

Rainbow Dash: (playing Fallout 1000) what the hey is this? (throws a controller in disgust)

Twilight: A special edition stable that was built to celebrate the glory and prosperous reign of 1000 years under Princess Celestia.

Rainbow: I know that, but it's boring 

Twilight Sparkle: Well to be fair an entire Equestria got nuked into oblivion.

Rainbow: Well yeah, but where are all the ponies?

Twilight: Dead.

Rainbow: All of them?

Twilight: Yes.

Rainbow: Even the Overstalion?

Twilight: Maybe, look go and join the Enclave or something.

Rainbow: I was in the Enclave before it was cool.

 

 

 

[Sparklefan1234 161,672]

Pinkie Pie: "Gummy had teeth but Minuette had to extract them."

[Will Guide 21,325]

Feather Bangs: I'm more well-known than Gaston

[Castle Bleck 19,164]

Marble Pie: "WELL, GUESS WHAT, SASSAFRAS; I'M MARBLE PIE, AND I'M SICK OF BEING NICE AND QUIET ALL THE TIME!"

Edited March 28, 2019 by A.V.

[CypherHoof 26,479]

7 hours ago, A.V. said:

Marble Pie: "WELL, GUESS WHAT, SASSAFRAS?! I'M MARBLE PIE, AND I'M SICK OF BEING NICE AND QUIET ALL THE TIME!"

Marble Pie: So, I tried being a quiet demure little mare for you, and you CHOSE THAT SLUTTY BAKER OVER ME! If you like wearing a collar so much, lets see how you like being chained to my dungeon wall....