Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying.

[KatonRyu 1,026]

Twilight: TL;DR

Rainbow Dash: Competing is more important than winning

Applejack: I'm thinking of going into the orange business.

Pinkie Pie: Oh no, not another party.

Fluttershy: Screw you, Angel.

Rarity: I'm not doing my mane today.

Celestia: Fillies and gentlecolts, I'm declaring war on the griffons because I'm bored.

Luna: I hate the moon.

Discord: I like everything structured and well organized.

[Singe 2,109]

Sunset Shimmer: I'm still popular among the losers who can't get dates.

 

Pinkie Pie: Principal Celestia suspended me for bringing my party canon to school.

 

Boy: Wow, Ms. Smith you're looking great today.

Applejack: For lamb sakes, will you stop flirting with my grandmother.

 

Sunset Shimmer: Wait, so none of you sleep naked?

 

Flash Sentry: I'm really sorry about Spike. He just jump out in front my car.

 

Spike: Now that I can talk. Why did you have that operation done to me?!

 

Fluttershy: Principal Celestia had me suspended for bringing animals to school and they attacked Ms. Cheerlie.

 

Rarity: There was a girl in the bathroom who said I gained some weight and I would have given her a needle to the eye if I could bring my needles to school.

 

Sunset Shimmer: Walking around in this pony costume just feels so right.

 

Rainbow Dash: Being in a gang is not as bad as they make it sound like. There is a lot of free stuff.

 

Sunset Shimmer: If Flash shows you that he sparkles in sunlight, it's just body glitter.

Edited October 1, 2015 by Singe

[Summer Wish 102]

Rarity: MY FLANK IS NOT FAT!!

Twilight: Ohhh! TV! :throws book away:

Pinkie: I would like a salad please!

AJ: Go buck yourself!

Rainbow: Naaahhh...i really dont feel competitive.

Flutters: OoooOOoooo the new super gorey horror movie is out!

Adagio: Aria is in charge.

[Singe 2,109]

Pinkie Pie: One time I ate chocolate off the ground, yuck!

 

Sunset Shimmer: Making friends and learning about friendship, is a better idea than going dark emo and cutting things.

 

Rarity: So Twilight was telling this ugly girl that it's beauty on the inside that counts. Then I stuck a mirror in front of her and it shattered, point made.

 

Rarity: You are most certainly gorgeous. It's too bad that pretty face won't make it out the door unscathed. 

 

Rainbow Dash: No need to worry about Applejack's cider anymore. I'm Rainbow Flashing Dash. I can just fly to another apple farm and get me some cider.

 

Rainbow Dash: I'll fly 88mph. Go back in time and inject Pinkie Pie with morphine using this syringe I dug out of medical waste. Then I'll be free.

Edited October 2, 2015 by Singe

[Treble Bolt 1,122]

Any character saying, "you stepped in horse dung" (anything revolving stepping in excrement, considering real life horses)

 

Any character saying, "Bacon is delicious"

 

Rarity saying anything about underwear

[UnknownFry 169]

Fluttershy: I am in the mood for some Angel stew.

Twilight: Friendship stinks.

Applejack: I am tired of my family.

Rainbow Dash: The Wonderbolts are overated.

Pinkie Pie: I promise to never throw another party again.

Rarity: The Princess Dress is a better name than the Reign In Stain.

[Sidral Mundet 1,666]

Any pony: Hi, I'd like a large meat lovers pizza, extra bacon. 

[Guncakes 80]

Celestia: I would never troll you, Twilight.

[Singe 2,109]

Sunset Shimmer: Twilight! I will come up there and make you cut that *bleep* out!

 

Principal Cinch: Who would bother listening to a mutt that licks himself with that tongue.

 

Rainbow Dash: Great job everyone using friendship to pull Twilight over to our side and sabotage Crystal Prep.

 

Twilight Sparkle: I can't use that excuse to keep my friends in Equestria from not coming anymore.

 

Pinkie Pie: Oh no, I'm not angry that Derpy Hooves's muffins beat my cake in the baking contest. She'll just be unable to show up the next hour, next day, next week, next month, next year, next decade, or even next century.

 

Rarity: Twilight, Spike is creeping me out. He keeps trying to look up my skirt.

 

Twilight Sparkle: Oh great, I see you were all quick enough to replace me with that doppelganger. Well, I'll just be leaving now. You *bleeps*! 

 

Sunset Shimmer: I'm actually having a lot of fun playing Poker and betting the clothes on me. Full House! You lose Rarity.

Rarity: I...I can't. The dog keeps staring at me and drooling.

Edited October 4, 2015 by Singe

[RainbowPastel 185]

Rainbow Dash: I love dressing in style!

Rainbow Dash: That's okay. I'm comfortable with loosing.

Pinkie Pie: I'm party pooped out!

Big Mac: Yes, no, maybe.

Applejack: My family is a pain in the ass!

 

Any pony:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw

Edited October 4, 2015 by RainbowPastel

[Twilight Frost 271]

Fluttershy: YAY Capitalism!

 

Pinkie Pie: I am cutting sugar out of my diet

 

Twilight: Hey everypony!, Check out the time share I just bought!

 

AppleJack: I am not that much into family.

 

Rainbow Dash: I really need a strong handsom stallion in my life.

 

Rarity: I think I will move onto making suits instead of dresses from now on!

[North 288]

Celestia: *insert any line of 'being there to help in dire times'*

[Singe 2,109]

Flash Sentry: Forget the third game, let's have Principal Celestia and Principal Cinch fight it out until only one is standing.

Principal Celestia: We are not fighting.

Principal Cinch: Such a barbaric student from a barbaric school.

Principal Celestia:...Still not fighting.

Flash Sentry: Oh, come on!

Principal Celestia: If you still want a fight, I guess we could have Flash fight one of Principal Cinch's best students.

Principal Cinch: A boxing style of old, I like the idea. We'll set it up.

Flash Sentry: Oh....no.

Edited October 6, 2015 by Singe

[Guest]

Derpy: I know what went wrong!

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

Applejack...

"Who's gonna help me slaughter a few pigs for market?"

Fluttershy...

"Oh, I will. Let me run home and get my knives."

 

Cheerilee...

"School's out for the summer...School's out FOREVER!"

 

Big Mac...

"I've been looking into it. I think I want to be a gelding."

[Castle Bleck 19,166]

Flash Sentry: "Someone stole my waifu!"

[Singe 2,109]

Flash Sentry: Hello Twilight...why are you a guy?

 

Rarity: I can't believe Twilight is a boy, but a handsome one at that.

 

Applejack: Okay, Twilight. You don't have to hug me in front of all this people, I don't want to give them any ideas.

 

Fluttershy: *To CMC.* Sorry, girls the bath tub doesn't work right now. If you still want a bath, I can bathe you with my tongue.

 

Sunset Shimmer: To tell you the truth Twilight, I'm kinda crushing on you right now.

Rarity: Hey, I saw him first.

Sunset Shimmer: Shut up.

 

Spike: Well, since I can't have the real thing. I always have you life-size Rarity plush doll.

[Redacted321 105]

Doubt we'll ever here this on the show.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89DlI79X0gA

 

 

The song is called Eff By Bo Burnham, he's an alright comedian and musician.

Edited October 7, 2015 by Dxnill

[Castle Bleck 19,166]

Doubt we'll ever here this on the show.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89DlI79X0gA

 

 

The song is called Eff By Bo Burnham, he's an alright comedian and musician.

 

Technically, we kind of already did---in the form of this:

 

[Singe 2,109]

Sunset Shimmer: Twilight, since you're new at the table. We'll let you decide on what we should talk about?

Twilight Sparkle: Well, I would like to get into cloning.

Applejack: Can we talk about something else?

Twilight Sparkle: I've always found it annoying how religion is a roadblock to scientific progress in modern times.

Applejack: I'm just going to leave now before I say something...mean.

Edited October 8, 2015 by Singe

[Radiance64 7,051]

Twilight: I hate books!

Fluttershy: I'm way better at flying than Rainbow Dash!

Applejack: 'woohoo!' instead of yee-haw

Rarity: I'm not giving you anything! Buy it yourself!

Pinkie Pie: Everybody sucks!

Rainbow Dash: I suck!

Celestia: I am ur dictator give me bananas

[Singe 2,109]

Fluttershy: Spike is so cute. When he has puppies of his own I would like one or two.

Twilight Sparkle: No, Spike won't be have puppies. I had him fixed long ago.

Spike: You did what?!

 

Rarity: Please. Achoo! Keep Spike away. Achoo! I'm allergic to dogs. 

 

Sunset Shimmer: I think I might understand what Celestia meant, she was trolling me the whole time.

 

Princess Celestia: Sending another letter. *Mean* I hope you choke on it you stupid dragon.

 

Twilight Sparkle: Noooo, I ran out of MP.

 

Applejack: *Sound of gun being armed.* You're trespassing on my property.

 

Pinkie Pie: Do you want some sugar? I have a cup cake, candy, or my lips.

Edited October 8, 2015 by Singe

[Midnight Dragon 264]

Fluttershy: *rocks out to death metal or screamo music*

 

Discord: It's only logical.

 

Diamond Tiara: You know, Scootaloo's actually kind of dreamy.

 

Prince Blueblood: *isn't being an absolute jerk*

 

Applejack: Why does everypony want to buck my brother?

 

Bon Bon: Why does my voice keep changing?

 

Lyra: I hate humans. Also my relationship with Bon Bon is 100% platonic and not shiptease-y in any way.

 

Luna: I'm having a party on the moon, and everypony is invited!

 

Spike: I'm so over Rarity.

 

Twilight: See you later Spike, I'm heading off to the book burning!

 

Ahuizotl: Daring Do, will you marry me?

 

Sonata Dusk: Eww, I hate tacos!

 

Pinkie: If I ever see another cake, I'm going to be sick!

 

Celestia: Blueblood? Oh yes, I erased him from existence. Nopony really seems to care anyway.

 

Rarity: Now to write more dirty fanfictions about my friends!

[Singe 2,109]

Sunset Shimmer: You're not good friends by constantly being distance with me.

 

Sunset Shimmer: You don't understand how dangerous magic is! Trust me, from experience even now I still have no idea what the hell is going on.

 

Sunset Shimmer: Look at Flash. *Cutesy* Like a puppy abandoned by his master. Who has their heart crushed? You do, oh yes you do.

 

Sunset Shimmer: *Whisper.* Twilight if you pinch Pinkie Pie's nose, she'll start freaking out about drowning in punch.

 

Sunset Shimmer: You all need to stop ponying up.

Rarity: I agree. Most of us are embarrassed after some wardrobe malfunctions involving the transformations.

Rainbow Dash: They saw too much at the pep rally.

Edited October 11, 2015 by Singe

[Sunny Fox 5,929]

Big Mac: I shall respond to your query in the affirmative.

Big Mac: I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.