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Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying.


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Tirek: I eat magic and fart wishes.

Twilight Sparkle: Could you read this for me?

Discord: I'm making a logical decision.

Applejack: I hate apples.

Rarity: I am the goddess of gaudy.

 

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Sweetie Belle: I am gonna sell Apple Bloom on eBay.

Twilight: I am actually dating Princess Luna.

Maud Pie: I hate rocks.

Rainbow Dash: I wanna be a Telegraph Pole.

Diamond Tiara: Prepare to be Quickscoped, Twilight!

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Twilight Sparkle: What is a book?

Pinkie Pie: Parties are lame.

Fluttershy: Animals are yucky.

Rainbow Dash: I don't care about winning.

Rarity: Time to get dirty.

Applejack: Family is boring.

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King Sombra: "Actually, I've always had a rather-extensive vocabulary -- not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar, and a superlative command of syntax... I simply chose not to employ them."

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Luna: Nightmare Moon was pretty cool, right?

 

Spike: I'm useful!

 

Twilight Sparkle: Haters gonna hate. (She would never say it but man I would love for that. XD)

 

Rarity: This. Is. The. Best. Possible. Thing!

 

I will think of more. :P

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Spike: Do it yourself Twilight.

Rainbow Dash: I like walking more than flying.

Flash Sentry: I like Twilight Sparkle because...*list of reasons.*

Twilight Sparkle: Love at first sight is very cliche.

Sunset Shimmer: Isn't anyone rather creeped out that Flash Sentry is romantically attracted to ponies?

Celestia: Don't worry Twilight, I'll handle this.

Pinkie Pie: They filed a restraining order against me!

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Princess Celestia: "Stop reading books Twilight Sparkle and go make some friends before i banish you!"
 

Sweetie Belle: "I am going to 360 noscope Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon"

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Fluttershy: "Fight you? No, I want to kill you."

Pinkie Pie: " Okay Everyone needs to calm the fuck down,"

Twilight Sparkle: "Celestia's an idiot"

Rainbow Dash, "Wow, the Wonderbolts are assholes"

Applejack: "Why didn't I go into fashion modeling?"

Rarity: "Oh no, my septic tank is overflowing, Better get down there and fix it myself."

Spike" "I'm just going to get out of here and let you guys deal with whatever brand of crazy you got going on today" 

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