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Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying.


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Spike: I name all my grape pies, Rarity.

Twilight Sparkle: I got a bill for all that damage.

Rainbow Dash: You do know that I could fly ahead of the train and meet you all there.

Spike: I ate a crystal pony.

Twilight Sparkle: Spike, you made me realize how badly I need to hire professional staff. It was just too much for you to handle.

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Twilight to Flash Sentry: Just shut up and kiss me you foal

Discord: I'm going to feast upon your intestines!!!!

Spike: Fuck this shit

Cheerilee to Big Mac: Can Little Mac come out to play?

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Luna: Sister! What does the scouter say about Tirek's power level?

Celestia: *crushes scouter* It's over 8000!

Royal Canterlot Voice Luna: WHAT!? 8000!?!?

 

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. So here's something original from me.

 

Twilight: So you're saying that when you "Go to warp" you're actually travelling on some sort of wave and bending the space in front and behind?

LeForge (Enterprise E): More or less.

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Any Pegasus: Taste the rainbow, feel the rainbow!  (unless it's a prank)

Spike: Hello, child services. I would like to report an abuse towards a minor - and a baby one at that. His name's Spike. 

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Fluttershy: Guys, I must tell you something... I'm straight... *starts crying*

 

Vinyl Scratch: Hi... Holy cow! I can talk!

 

Rainbow: You know, Rarity. I've never really liked rock 'n' roll; I've always liked classical music.

 

Rarity: I hate that dull boring music. It's all about Neurofunk!

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Twilight: Eh... I'll read that tomorrow... 500 pages is a big number for me to handle.

Spike: Twilight, how about YOU do something for ME.

Applejack: Ah'm startin' to get bored of apples. Oranges have a fruitier taste, ya know?

Rainbow: Awesome dress, Rarity! Can you make me one? There's a ball party next weekend and... why are you looking at me like that?

Pinkie: OH MY GOSH! Do you know how many grams of sugar are in that thing?! Somepony can die from that! Don't any of you care about your health?! D:>

Rarity: My mane is messy! ...Just how I like it~.

Fluttershy: Everypony SHUT UP!!!

Apple Bloom: Ya know what, girls? This cutiemark business is startin' to get bland.

Scootaloo: You said it, sister. I don't even think Rainbow Dash is that cool anymore...

Sweetie Belle: Yeah. Diamond Tiara would make a good captain for our group, too.

Celestia: Twilight... I'll do this. There's no need for you to do my work that I'm completely capable of, hm?

Luna: Sister, I'd prefer it if I raised the sun instead of the moon. The night is starting to get to me... especially with those bed-bugs.

Discord: Chaos is overrated. I love the way things are organized around here! Actually drinking water from the cup; no spills? Amazing!

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Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Moondancer.

Moondancer: **** off.

Twilight Sparkle: Spike, I'm throwing in the towel on this one. Even the Princess of Friendship cannot be friends with everybody.

Spike: Because then you wouldn't have enemies.

Twilight Sparkle: Exactly.

 

Pinkie Pie: The only ponies I don't want to be friends with are those that have food allergies to what I like to eat and those that can't have sugar. I will not sacrifice my tastes for them!

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Pinkie Pie: "Party time? Boring!"

Fluttershy: "I love being around in crowds and up on the stage in front of ponies."

Rainbow Dash: "Am I being too arrogant and a braggart? I'm sorry."

Applejack: "I'm tired of apples."

Discord: "I think it's time to be normal and not chaotic for once."

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Trixie: My worst fear...is stage fright...

 

Daring Do: You know what? Screw it! You want this s*** so much you go ahead and risk YOUR tail Ahuizotl! I've got a book series to milk!

 

Zecora: You think I'll rhyme with orange? You must be craz-DAMMIT!

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Everypony: HOLY CRAP!

Fluttershy: I'm allergic to bs

Doctor Whooves: Where's the TARDIS?!

Doctor Whooves: I don't want to go.

Applebloom: Whut's tha number fer 911?!

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