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Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying.


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Twilight: That is way too many books!

Applejack: love pears!!!  I hate those dirty apples!

Pinkie Pie: I wanna see you turn that smile upside down Now!

Apple Bloom: I hope I never get my cutie mark.

Rarity: How cares about Canterlot anyways?

Fluttershy: (Incoherent screaming)

Rainbow Dash: I hate winning.  Losing is the best!

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Applejack: "I will tell ya a lie right now."

Fluttershy: "Eek! I hate animals!"

Pinkie Pie: "Partying is SO lame and outdated!"

Rarity: "I hate being all fancy!"

Rainbow Dash: "Losing all of the time is great to me!"

Twilight Sparkle: "Who needs books? They're uninteresting and boring!"

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Ms. Cheerilee: Today, students, we will be discussing sexual education!

I can see both of those things being uttered. xD

I'm talking about things that you wouldn't hear as a children's show.

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"I'm pregnant." - Twilight Sparkle

 

I remember back in 2012 there was this one guy on a IMDB thread suggesting that the failed test Twilight wasn't prepared for was a pregnancy test. He was serious.

 

Anyway...

 

Celestia: "Maybe I can help."

 

Anyone: "Hello, Derpy. Yes, Derpy, I am talking to you. You are Derpy. Your name is Derpy. Any other suggested name for you is false. The correct pronunciation of your name has, is, and always will be 'dur-pee.'"

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Any character ever: "Quick, fire up the mega friendship laser and aim it at the incoming Human Space Armada! We need to protect the Ewoks from them as they are the only key to stopping the Balrock from encroaching on our lands and allowing us to beat the evil clone of Abraham Lincoln!" 

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derpy - I know exactly what went wrong

 

Big mac - Mmmmmaybe

 

Vinyl scratch - Literally anything, seeing as hasbro still haven't made her talk

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Pinkie Pie: The doctor just said... *Cries* Sugar free or it's the grave!

 

Rarity: Twilight, why are you crying?

Twilight Sparkle: It's over between me and Flash Sentry.

Rarity: What happened?

Applejack: And where's Spike?

Twilight Sparkle: Flash hit Spike with his car!

Rainbow Dash: What's a car?

 

Twilight Sparkle: By the way, why haven't you all came to the Fall Formal with dates?

Rarity: That because darling, we're all Rainbow Dash's dates.

Pinkie Pie: None of the other guys in this school is more awesome than Rainbow Dash.

Fluttershy: I'm more comfortable with myself around Rainbow Dash.

Applejack: The best part about Rainbow Dash are those muscle tones.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, that's great girls.

 

Pinkie Pie: Applejack, you won't believe that Cheerilee ordered a life size cake of Big Macintosh. I wonder what piece she'll dig into first?

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Pinkie Pie: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on there. That is just way too much frosting for one cake. I mean, somepony's gonna have a heart attack by the end of the night from all that butter and sugar."

 

Apple Bloom: "I don't care if I never get my cutie mark!"

 

Rainbow Dash: "My biological clock is pounding like a jackhammer!"

 

Twilight Sparkle: "Due to the ecological damage recently caused across much of Equestria by Tirek, we need to carefully manage our forestry resources until they can be replenished, not only for our sake, but for that of the wildlife that depend on them. I am therefore ordering a twenty year moratorium on the mass printing of books."

 

Applejack: "I'm telling y'all, it's the crop of the future. Next year, we should plant at least five acres of rutabagas."

 

Rarity: "Plaid flannel shirt and saggy blue jeans. Meh. Good enough."

 

Fluttershy: "I'm sure that deep, down inside Tirek is really quite misunderstood and needs someone to listen to him and help him through some issues he's been dealing with for a long time. But after what he did to Discord and my friends, I just want to watch them strap him down and throw the switch."

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Spike: You know. If you ponies put in a little more effort as Rarity on your looks, I could be crushing on any of you also.

 

Pinkie Pie: I wonder what our future will be like Gummy?

Gummy: "I'll be fully grown and we'll be one inside me."

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Some of this might be said if a spell makes everyone act like the opposite of themselves again, so I say no pony will ever say "lend me a hand" or "high five." I think "he's only human" is out ou the question, too.

I just thought of another really good one, "Mmm, Bacon!"

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"I always dress in style." - Rainbow Dash

Is it bad that I legitimately want to see her say this?

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