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Discord:  Now, let's be sensible and rational about this...

 

Celestia:  I wanna NOM your flank like it's made of cake...

Sunburst:  Princess Celestia!!!!!

Celestia:  Please... call me "Mo"...

 

Fluttershy:  Go BUCK yourself.

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Starlight Glimmer: Trixie wake up.

Trixie: It's late Starlight. Did you have a fall out with your teacher that you came to me for a second helping of my great and awesome Trix? I can understand. Ever since you were there to experience the many tricks I learned to do over my travels across Equestria.

Starlight Glimmer: *blush*  It was just one night. Now I know you're not a changeling.

 

Starlight Glimmer: I don't know what to do. I can't stand being in charge.

Trixie: *Slaps Starlight Glimmer* SNAP OUT OF IT!

Starlight Glimmer: You hit me. Twilight never hit me.

Trixie: I'm not  your namby–pamby Twilight.

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Political Commentator: This election has come down to Filth Rich with his filthy mouth and the corrupted Harshwhinny with her pay to play handling of the Equestria Games.

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Twilight: This is a pretty hard book. :-P 

Pinkie: I'm going to make vegetable soup for dinner tonight! :ooh: 

Dash: Meh, I got 2nd place. So what? :dash: 

Applejack: We don't have enough oranges here on Sweet Apple Acres... :wat: 

Fluttershy: DIE RABBIT DIEEEEEEE!! :angry: 

Rarity: No! I will not make a single dress for you! :proud:

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Starlight Glimmer: With Discord, Trixie, and me unable to use our magic, we'll need to get some muscle. So Discord you need to summon Gilda, Ember, Iron Will, and go to that other world to bring Flash Sentry. I'm kidding on the last one, get us a tank.

Discord: Right away, my captain.

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Bulk Biceps: Secretly, I'm not as strong as I make myself out to be. These muscles aren't really muscles but rather fat that I've been able to mold into muscles using some secret techniques.

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Rarity: Who is momma's favorite little boy?

Spike: I find that demeaning but also satisfying.

 

Spike: Sorry about that Applejack. Here I'll help.... *Gets hit with a pan.*

Applejack: No *smack with a pan* more *smack with a pan* of *smack with a pan* your *smack with a pan* clumsy *smack with a pan* helping *smack with a pan* Spike! *Drops pan and breathes rapidly.*

Spike: Ahhhh....why.....Applejack? *Passes out.*

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Rainbow dash: I never want to be with the wonderbolts.

 

wait, she actually said that though...not verbatim, but she turned in her badge in the lightning dust episode.  

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  • 2 weeks later...

*Rarity gets smacked in the face with a ball.*

Rarity: Ah! My nose!

Rainbow Dash: Think fast!

 

Sunset Shimmer: What's with all the whip cream?

Pinkie Pie: Oh that's for later when we all have fun spraying each other, looking hot, and I record the whole thing.

 

Rarity: My power allows me to create a barrier. It's so anti-social.

 

Fluttershy: I've tried social media and ended up in a cult.

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*While moving backwards Rarity accidentally bumps into Spike.*

Rarity: Sorry, about that Spike I didn't know you were there.

Spike: Best three seconds of my life.

 

Rarity: So how does it look?

Applejack: It looks skimpy.

Rainbow Dash: And trashy.

Rarity: Good.

 

Celestia: Dear Twilight Sparkle. I am sending back the many letters you sent me because they all have misspellings and grammar errors. Your advancement in my school has caused you to miss basic fundamentals of writing, so I will require you to retake several courses. Sincerely Celestia. 

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