Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying.

[AaronMk 280]

"I want to come inside, Twilight Sparkle."

-Rainbow Dash

[Derpy Derper 87]

Pinkie: (jumps off a cliff) Weee!

Twilight: Are you kidding this is the 17th time!

[Ganondorf8 11,118]

Sonata Dusk: I've secretly been someone with an I.Q. of 300 but I pretend to be ditzy so no one would find out about it.

[PonyHag1 591]

Rainbow Dash: Go flying? When there's a big lecture on quantum physics today?

 

Gabby: I'm too hyper. Gotta back off a little.

[Ganondorf8 11,118]

Adagio Dazzle: I'm quitting being a singer and going to become a lawyer.

[Luminance 2,181]

Sunset Shimmer- "Why does everybody keeps on saying that my hair looks like bacon!".

[Cheval 61]

Horses can't eat tomatoes. 

Edited November 30, 2016 by Cheval

[Mortar 143]

Luna: Need more coffee...Need more coffee!

Rainbow Dash: I'm afraid of heights.

Fluttershy: You want a piece of me?!

Celestia: Talk to the hoof.

Octavia: Rock on, dudes!

Vinyl Scratch: Um...anything.

Spike: I love you, Rarity (though he almost did).

Applejack: You do it.

Pinky Pie: Bah, humbug.

Rarity: Ooooo, jeans!

 

Edited April 26, 2021 by Mortar

[Singe 2,109]

Twilight Sparkle: What happen to my friends? They're staring blanks and drooling all over the floor.

Starlight Glimmer: I may have mixed to many mind influencing spells.

 

Starlight Glimmer: Is it normal to hear Spike shout "Rarity" over and over while he's in the bathroom?

Twilight Sparkle: Just ignore it....I do.

 

Spitfire: Hey, you two up there! You're suppose to be flying to train not courting each other!

[Ganondorf8 11,118]

Princess Cadance: I want to be remembered as the hardcore princess. Forget about this whole love thing.

[Bit Boss 213]

Luna to Celestia: You enjoy the killing, don't you?!

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,410]

"I hate everything about you and hope you choke."

-so and so to other so and so

[Weetile 19]

Princess Celestia: *to luna* I should have killed you while I had the chance.

[Singe 2,109]

Twilight Sparkle: All my friends have forsaken me.

 

Celestia: Put more a bit more icing on the cake. This princess needs some width on her twin suns.

[Darthy Hooves 106]

• Rarity : I'm a slob at heart! 

• Rainbow Dash : I'm tired of hearing about Daring Dog-Do!!

Edited December 14, 2016 by Darthy Hooves

[Singe 2,109]

Wishmaster: I will grant you a wish and it will only cost you your soul.

Spike: I wish Rarity was in love with me.

Wishmaster: Granted.

Rarity: Oh Spike darling. I love you so much. *Puts a leash on Spike.* Mama's gonna take you home and feed you.

Spike: Wait, not this kind of love.

 

Wishmaster: I will grant you a wish and it will only cost you your soul.

Pinkie Pie: I wish to eat lots of cake.

Wishmaster: Granted.

Twilight Sparkle: What happened to Pinkie?

Mrs. Cake: It was horrible. Pinkie snapped and ate my babies. Mr. Cake tried to stop her but she ate him also. She kept yelling I want more cake. I had no choice but to end that nightmare.

[Singe 2,109]

Pinkie Pie: Fruit is totally overrated. It will never measure up to the taste of cake or brownies.

 

Twilight Sparkle: I have lots of friends from my MMORPG community. Heck I'm even married.

 

Rarity: Twilight you need to stop attracting boys into our circle. It's making the rest of us look bad.

[Megas 27,048]

Rainbow Dash: Zephyr Breeze is deliciously humptastic

[Stuffy Hooves 143]

Fluttershy: Angel is the sweetest pet ever

[Singe 2,109]

Rarity- It'll take more than a pretty face and a tight flank to get his attention.

[cmarston1 5,951]

Big Mac and Marble Pie's wedding:

 

Priest: Where did you find your lovely wife?

 

Big Mac: At a family reunion.

 

Priest:

Edited December 24, 2016 by cmarston1

[Singe 2,109]

Twilight Sparkle: I notice you don't have a filtration machine around here.

Granny Smith: We don't have those fancy artificial filtration machines to make our cider.

Twilight Sparkle: So how did you filter it?

Granny Smith: You're looking at it. *Grin*

Rainbow Dash: Ahhhhhhhhhh! I'm going to be sick. *Flies out of the room.*

Applejack: Rainbow Dash!

Granny Smith: The blue one's mind races so fast that she'll one day realize she's married with kids.

 

Granny Smith: Applejack, I'm going to need you to wash my bed sheets.

Applejack: Again, this is the third time this week. *Sigh.* Applebloom, could you go get them?

Applebloom: Please don't make it do it. It'll smell like old cider and there are other smells I can't describe. How about Big Mac?

Big Mac: No! *Leaves the room.*

 

Rainbow Dash: I'm going to try slowing down. Can't have all the fun. Right?

 

Rainbow Dash: I signed us all up for speed dating.

 

Rarity: *Eats a grape.*
Applejack: Rarity, you spit that out right now.

Edited December 25, 2016 by Singe

[Applejacket 185]

Applejack: I have parents

Rainbow Dash: I have a life

Rarity: I have intensive fangirling disorder

Twilight: I have OCD

Pinkie Pie: I have Satanic Bibles

Fluttershy: I have sexual relationships with small animals

Starlight Glimmer: I have friends

Sunset Shimmer: I have a purpose

Berry Punch: I have merchandise

[Props Valroa 25,964]

"THE DAY WILL LAST FOREVER!" - Nightmare Moon

[Luminance 2,181]

"Do you think there's ever such a thing besides books?" -Twilight

"The cake is a lie" -Pinkie Pie

"Darn cloud! Why you don't take any of my stuff? It's free and it's saying I have over 37GB left" -Rainbow Dash

"Something's not right here at Sweet Apple Acres..." -Applejack

"Discord, don't give me those eyes!" -Fluttershy

"I'm telling you! I'm not wearing any pants whatsoever." -Fancy Pants

"If I'm not on my scooter, I'm I just a Loo?" -Scootalloo