Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying.

[Ganondorf8 11,118]

Rainbow Dash: I've based my life on Wario's teachings for years though there isn't really much to it. He never bothered to do anything to inspire others.

[----- 476]

Every single character: Well, that guy has a really huge diiioptas. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[SoniaSquishy 65]

Scootaloo: Rainbow Dash is actually a terrible moral compass.

Rarity: I'd rather go in more casual attire

Applejack: Ew, mud.

Pinkie Pie: That's enough fun for today.

[Ganondorf8 11,118]

Pinkie Pie: I'm actually allergic to all forms of candy. What you've seen me consume over the years was nothing but cheap substitutes that were made of bland gum.

[----- 476]

Applejack: Mom, Dad! You're finally back from your Equestria trip!

Edited January 23, 2017 by Fluidty

[Singe 2,109]

Stralight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer: Oh, what are you doing?

Twilight Sparkle: What am I doing?

Stralight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer: Thwarting my plans?

Twilight Sparkle: Thwarting your plans?

Stralight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer: Are you?

Twilight Sparkle: You know what, yes.

Stralight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer: I'm going to *bleeping* kill you!

Edited January 26, 2017 by Singe

[Zachary 5,517]

Zephyr Breeze: I hate my Life.

[trademark2 485]

Snips: I'm secretly Troy from high school musical.

 

Cadence: Love is the same as friendship you retard

 

Bronies: We're straight. Totally. All of us.

GloriousApples: "I love rainbow dash so much! I just want to tell everypony else how great she is. Everypony should bow before Rainbow Dash, including Applejack"

Edited January 26, 2017 by trademark2

[Fluttershyponygal 82]

Stralight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer: Oh, what are you doing?

Twilight Sparkle: What am I doing?

Stralight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer: Thwarting my plans?

Twilight Sparkle: Thwarting your plans?

Stralight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer: Are you?

Twilight Sparkle: You know what, yes.

Stralight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer: I'm going to *bleeping* kill you!

 

 

 

Sci-Twi: You know, I've always wanted to be a cheerleader.

Sunset: Why?

Sci-Twi: Because they actually get *bleeped*.

 

 

Fluttershy: I'm actually Pinkie Pie but I never tell anypony they would ask too many questions...

 

Rarity: I'm afraid I can't darlings, I have a stallion coming over in twenty minutes and I simply must get a morning after pill before then.

 

Twilight: *bleep* royalty, I was happy just being a librarian. 

 

Applejack: I'm actually Apple Bloom's mother.

Big Mac: And I'm her*hoof shoved in mouth*

Applejack: Uncle....he's her uncle.

[TBD 17,228]

Macintosh: Applejack is dumb as a squirrel looking for his nut.

Luna: Why haven't my own sister noticed i have been tormenting myself.

Princess cadence and shining armor: We're expecting a baby I guess we have to marry each other.

we're such a happy couple *glare.at each others.

Rainbow dash: I'm sorry....Yeeeeeeh RIGHT!

Spike: Twilight.....I'm not your BITCH!

Edited January 26, 2017 by Satrox

[Violet_S 783]

Celestia: I'll solve everything this time!

Twilight: I dont want more books..

Spike: I hate Rarity

Pinkie: Gummy is stupid

Rarity: dresses are lame

Rainbow: Winning is for losers

[Nit Pick 247]

Rainbow Dash to AJ: What d' you say I take you home and eat your p ?

Cheese Sandwhich: *Doing any song parodys or polka collections of past MLP songs*

 

AJ: I'm gonna go see Aunt and Uncle Orange just to see how they're doing. (Because it totally wasn't a quick joke at apples and oranges)

 

Twilight: You me in Japan, watch me dance.

 

Maud Pie: I farted on you when you put banana peppers in the Wheaties.

 

Discord: I don't know if I'm able to talk to you if you got a stink booty.

[Ganondorf8 11,118]

Filthy Rich: I wish my dad never gave me such a stupid name. People keep thinkiing that I'm really filthy instead of being rich.

[Castle Bleck 19,163]

King Sombra: "You stupid Crystal Ponies! I order you to go out there and be free!"

[Ganondorf8 11,118]

Lord Tirek: I don't want pony magic to rule Equestria! No, I want pony magic to make my horns sparkle.

[Singe 2,109]

Twilight Sparkle: Tirek I have the power of four Alicorns.

Tirek: So what you're saying is....

Twilight Sparkle: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! *Magic Aura explosion around Twilight.* I am a Super Alicorn and you're about to get wrecked.

 

Twilight Sparkle: Uh.....

Tirek: Now I will devour your magic. *Opens mouth.*

Sunset Shimmer: mine mine mine mine.....Mine *Kicks Tirek in the face.*

Twilight Sparkle: Sunset Shimmer, what are you doing here?

Sunset Shimmer: I can see Twilight wasn't up to task. So I'm here.

Applejack: Really and how can you fight him? She's an Alicorn.

Sunset Shimmer: I too have reached that level. *Cut to scene.* *Crying* I wanna be an alicorn. I wanna. I wanna. *Cut back.* Lots juice, working out, making friends, obtaining the ultimate power, yada yada.

Pinkie Pie: Huh?

Sunset Shimmer: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! *Magic Aura explosion around Sunset and turns into an alicorn.*

Tirek: Seriously, what the *bleep* is Equestria Girls?!

Edited January 27, 2017 by Singe

[Fluttershyponygal 82]

Twilight Sparkle: Tirek I have the power of four Alicorns.

Tirek: So what you're saying is....

Twilight Sparkle: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! *Magic Aura explosion around Twilight.* I am a Super Alicorn and you're about to get wrecked.

 

Twilight Sparkle: Uh.....

Tirek: Now I will devour your magic. *Opens mouth.*

Sunset Shimmer: mine mine mine mine.....Mine *Kicks Tirek in the face.*

Twilight Sparkle: Sunset Shimmer, what are you doing here?

Sunset Shimmer: I can see Twilight wasn't up to task. So I'm here.

Applejack: Really and how can you fight him? She's an Alicorn.

Sunset Shimmer: I too have reached that level. *Cut to scene.* *Crying* I wanna be an alicorn. I wanna. I wanna. *Cut back.* Lots juice, working out, making friends, obtaining the ultimate power, yada yada.

Pinkie Pie: Huh?

Sunset Shimmer: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! *Magic Aura explosion around Sunset and turns into an alicorn.*

Tirek: Seriously, what the *bleep* is Equestria Girls?!

 

I'd make a proper reply to this quote but sadly this happened to me while I was laughing so hard:

[----- 476]

Any female character: I love you, [enter name here]!

Any other female character: I love you, too!

*kiss*

 

 

Any male character: I love you, [enter name here]!

Any other male character: I love you, too!

*kiss*

Edited January 27, 2017 by Fluidty

[Luminance 2,181]

Money isn't everything darling, it's gems. This is how I became rich I tell you, RICH!!! - Rarity

[Singe 2,109]

Tirek: It seems we are evenly matched.

Twilight Sparkle: Solar Flare. *Blinds Tirek.*
Tirek: Ahhhh! My eyes! Oh Celestia it's like walking in on Discord in the shower! Wait a minute....Discord is always naked! Dahhhhhh!

[Weetile 19]

Any My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Character: "Fuck!" 

[Flutterbattyyy 330]

Fluttershy: "I'll be your plushie, brony on the other side of the screen." 

[Singe 2,109]

Applejack: Technically since Twilight Sparkle can teleport that makes you slower than...

Rainbow Dash: No. You shut your mouth. I am not slower that *bleeping* Twilight Sparkle. Being the fastest is all I got. *Crying.* It's all I got.

Edited February 11, 2017 by Singe

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

Rarity: I love you, too, Spike!

Spike: Yeah, you know what? I never really cared much for you...sorry. I was just trying hide my true feelings--for Big Mac! 

Twilight: Well, shit. Didn't see that one coming.

Discord: Oh, come now. You didn't really believe they were only playing Ogres and Oubliettes all this time, did you?

[Singe 2,109]

Fluttershy: I found this abandoned baby animal that keeps poking around under my belly when it gets hungry.

 

Rainbow Dash: Had a hard day of training at the Wonderbolts and slapping some flank in the locker room.