Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying.

[ChB 18,532]

Pinkie: I’ve had enough parties for one day.

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Zecora: Rhyming is too difficult. 

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Celestia: You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

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Princess Luna: "Living on the moon for 1000 years has taught me one thing. Retirement is overrated." 

[ChB 18,532]

@Sparklefan1234 

Twilight: Ewww...bacon! 

 

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,406]

Starlight Glimmer: "I'm friends with everypony! Even that weird stallion who stands outside Sugarcube Corner displaying his penis."

[Sparklefan1234 161,819]

Just now, ChB said:

@Sparklefan1234 

Twilight: Ewww...bacon! 

 

 

Twilight: Ewww...Friendship! 

[ChB 18,532]

2 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Twilight: Ewww...Friendship! 

Tirek (as he is now, at least): “Let me share some of that friendship with you!” 

[Luigi 7,868]

Twilight Sparkle: Take thy beak from out my heart and take thy form from off my door! Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

[Sparklefan1234 161,819]

Just now, ChB said:

Tirek (as he is now, at least): “Let me share some of that friendship with you!” 

 

Tirek: Absorbing magic gives me heartburn...Good thing I don't have a heart! 

[Luigi 7,868]

Robert Frost: (Reading a book) He will not see me stopping here to watch his woods fill up with snow.

Rainbow Dash: HEY! FROSTY!!! YOU WANT SOME SNOW, MAN?

(The weather pegasi make it so it starts snowing in the building)

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*To the tune of "The Smile Song"*

Pinkie Pie: My name is Pie Pinkie & I like to sing songs! 

Applejack: Are you feeling alright, Pinkie? Cause you just said your name wrong. 

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Applejack: Rainbow Dash is more athletic than I am. 

(Even if it is true.)

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Applejack: Orange juice tastes better than apple juice. 

[Luigi 7,868]

28 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Applejack: Orange juice tastes better than apple juice. 

Rainbow Dash: Wait, WHAT?

[RDDash 18,858]

Scootaloo: I am practically an orphan

CMC: um, your parents were here a few weeks ago.

Scootaloo: can't hear you, la-la-la

Edited August 19, 2019 by R.D.Dash

[Sparklefan1234 161,819]

Pinkie Pie: Do you want to build a snowman? 

Twilight Sparkle: It's summer. 

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13 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

"When did you become Gaston from Beauty and the Beast, Twilight?" - Spike

"I use antlers in all of my decorating"

-Spike

 

"Darling, antlers are so last season! I use the whole mounted head!"

- Rarity

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Feather Bangs: ALLLLLLLLL YOOOOOOOOOOOU Sucka MC’s ain’t got nothin’ on me from my grades from my lines you can’t touch Feather B. I’m a mathlete, so nerd is inferred but forget what you heard I’m like James Bond III. Sha Sha Shaken not stirred I’m Feather Bangoor, the G’s silent when I sneak through your door. I make love to the woman on the bathroom floor. I don’t play it like Shaggy, you’ll know it was me, cause the next time you see her she be like “OH, FEATHER B!!”

Shining Armor: Thank you, Feather, that’s enough!

Feather Bangs: Happy Holidays everypony.

(Crowd gives an ovation)

Edited August 20, 2019 by Monado_Dash

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Sugar Belle: Thank you Pinkie and Rarity for helping plan my wedding.  Everything is going to be perfect!

Rarity: Darling you're going to look ravishing...

Pinkie: And your cake is going to be spectacular!  It's going to have heart candies and sparkly sugar dust and..

Sugar Belle: it sounds wonderful!  How about the music?

Pinkie: Oh I got that covered! Cheese Sandwich knows someone from your old town who sings great and booked him?

Sugar Belle: Really?! Who?!

Pinkie: Featherbangs!

*Sugar Belle and Rarity's mouths drop in horror*

 

 

[Luigi 7,868]

Rainbow Dash: Hey! You wanna sell me this fruit cart?

Night Light: Sure. That’ll cost you 50 thousand bits.

Rainbow Dash: FIFTY THOUSAND BITS ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

Night Light: You got-a no choice-a, you gotta buy it.

Rainbow Dash: I do?

Night Light: You in-a bad trouble. You made-a the Wonderbolts, and now you gotta hide-a from your mother and your father.

Rainbow: Hey! How come you know all this? 

Night Light: What do you think? I don’t read-a my daughter’s letters from-a Ponyville? 

Edited August 20, 2019 by Monado_Dash

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Twilight Sparkle: Spike! The fire's going out! Throw another couple of books on it.

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Shining Armor and Cadence:  "We're considering a lot of names for our next child.  At the top of the list are:  Cannon Fodder and  Red Shirt!"

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43 minutes ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

Twilight Sparkle: Spike! The fire's going out! Throw another couple of books on it.

 

Princess Luna: I told you Twilight Sparkle would not be able to handle the pressure of being the ruler of all Equestria, Sister. 

Princess Celestia: Yes. Perhaps I should ask her to send the friendship reports, again. 

 

[ChB 18,532]

Discord: Can someone help me make sense of this?