Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,017]

Rainbow Dash: Hey Applejack? Sorry about barfing in your hat. I probably shouldn't have done those flying stunts straight after lunch.

[Sparklefan1234 161,858]

*Twilight Sparkle wakes up at the end of the series finale*

 

"It was ALL a dream?"

 

*Shrugs and goes back to reading*

[ChB 18,532]

Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

*Twilight Sparkle wakes up at the end of the series finale*

 

"It was ALL a dream?"

 

*Shrugs and goes back to reading*

Maud Pie: Yes. 

[Sparklefan1234 161,858]

Twilight Sparkle: Why do I sound like Princess Celestia when I read to myself? 

Edited August 20, 2019 by Sparklefan1234

[ChB 18,532]

Mudbriar: That’s not true.

(Notice which word he didn’t use  )

[Sparklefan1234 161,858]

1 minute ago, ChB said:

Mudbriar: That’s not true.

(Notice which word he didn’t use  )

 

Maud Pie to Mudbriar: 

Sticks and stones may break my bones 

But you are one lame pony 

[ChB 18,532]

Storm King: Who’s a cute pony?

[Sparklefan1234 161,858]

55 minutes ago, ChB said:

Storm King: Who’s a cute pony?

 

Grubber: I'm a cute pony! ...Wait.  

[ggg-2 3,550]

Twilight: My dreams were shattered years ago.

Spike: How many years ago, Twi?

Twilight: How old are you?

Edited August 21, 2019 by ggg-2

[ChB 18,532]

5 minutes ago, ggg-2 said:

Twilight: My dreams were shattered long ago.

Spike: How long ago, Twi?

Twilight: How old are you?

Maud Pie: OHHHHHHHHHH!!! BUUUUUURN!!!  

[Sparklefan1234 161,858]

Princess Celestia: Bring me the one they call @Totally Lyra. 

[Singe 2,109]

Discord: The deal is off Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: Why?

Discord: I would rather be a statue than stand being in Fluttershy's house for one more sec. She keeps animals in there. It's complete chaos and not the good kind. It smells like a barnyard married a back alley pet seller and it was a mistake.

 

Twilight Sparkle: I've always been a good friend to Spike.

Spike: Not when you locked me in that cage in the dark cold basement for days.

Twilight Sparkle: I told you that if you burned anything, you would get a time out.

[Sparklefan1234 161,858]

Queen Novo: I'm not a very good swimmer. 

Fluttershy: That's ok. I'm not the best flier either. 

[MLPForLife 55]

Rainbow Dash: “I am like 0% cooler”

This is not a insult Rainbow Dash this is just for this question.

Pinkie Pie: “Why do you want me to celebrate your B-Day anyway. Party’s are just lame.”

Again this is not a insult Pinkie Pie.

Fluttershy: “I HATE ANIMALS! THERE DISGUSTING!”

‘Sorry Fluttershy.

[Sparklefan1234 161,858]

Trixie: @ChB isn't *really* a sponge, is he? 

 

Twilight Sparkle:  ChB is "The Bringer of Bacon". 

 

Pinkie Pie: Don't forget "The Keeper of the Calendar". 

 

Trixie: Trixie had NO IDEA one sponge could have SO MUCH responsibility. Talk about somepony who's "Great and Powerful". 

[Prospekt 10,984]

Big Macintosh: "Yes."

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

"I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!"

- Maud Pie

[CypherHoof 26,479]

2 hours ago, cuteycindyhoney said:

"I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!"

- Maud Pie

For some reason, I read that as Maud in her deadpan voice, and it totally worked for me...

[Sparklefan1234 161,858]

13 hours ago, Prospekt said:

Big Macintosh: "Yes."

 

Big Macintosh: I don't care either way, to be honest. 

[Singe 2,109]

Twilight Sparkle: It's the elements of harmony. Rainbow Dash you have the element of loyalty.

Rainbow Dash: That's lame. I'm only loyal to myself, my family, Scootaloo, and the Wonderbolts. I don't owe any of you my loyalty.

Twilight Sparkle: Um, we can work on that later. Rarity you have the element of generosity.

Rarity: I don't care about giving charity to the peasants.

Twilight Sparkle: Another one to work on also. Applejack you have the element of honesty.

Applejack: You're kidding. I cut corners and get around regulations everyday for profit.

Twilight Sparkle: So we'll need to learn some business ethics. Pinkie Pie you have the element of laughter.

Pinkie Pie: Why? Is it because you think I'm some clown here to amuse you for your entertainment?

Twilight Sparkle: Someone has self esteem issues. Fluttershy you have the element of kindness.

Rainbow Dash: Hello. Have you seen Fluttershy's house?

Fluttershy: She right. I horde animals against their will.

Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Another problem pony to fix. I have the element of magic.

Applejack: Typical of any unicorn that does magic.

Rarity: Seriously, Twilight. Have some decency to not stereotype us unicorns.

Twilight Sparkle: *Sigh.*

Edited August 23, 2019 by Singe

[Sparklefan1234 161,858]

Twilight Sparkle: I just can't wait to be Queen! 

[RDDash 18,864]

TV guy: Deep within bleak and abysmal swamp. Hidden beneath it's murky waters lays the headquarters of the most sinister villains of all time. A Legion of Doom!. 

oh sorry, the wrong show.

Edited August 25, 2019 by R.D.Dash

[Singe 2,109]

Rainbow Dash: My big wedding day is coming up. Fluttershy, is your brother attending?

Fluttershy: Oh no, Zephyr Breeze said he was going to skip it and.....hang around some where else.

Rainbow Dash: That's odd. Twilight said the same thing about Spike when Rarity got married and we haven't heard from him since.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh I'm sure he'll return one day.

Rainbow Dash: It's been two years.

Twilight Sparkle: Years are like minutes to dragons because they live a very long time.

[Sparklefan1234 161,858]

"If I have to say "Yay!" one...more...time!" - Fluttershy, probably.

[RDDash 18,864]

Princess Celestia: as for Cozy Glow I can assure you that where she is going she wouldn't be causing any more trouble.

Random pony wearing lab coat: Here is a bright idea, how about you don't put egomaniac children with psychotic power-hungry magic absorbing centaurs from Tartarus and then leave them unguarded until season 9 starts

Celestia: Damn you are right, 

teleports Cozy Glow to Twilight.

Celestia: Here you go Twilight, she is now your responsibility and this time please not be so gullible.

Twilight: But... But... 

 

 

Edited August 28, 2019 by R.D.Dash