Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying.

[Singe 2,109]

Rarity: Wind Rider got chocolate cake on his ivory scarf.

Wind Rider: If that's all you got to pin it on me, you should turn in the badge toots.

 

[RDDash 18,864]

Maud: Boulder says you should get that bitch a transparent crystal of tetrahedrally bonded carbon atoms in a covalent network lattice. Bitches love a transparent crystals of tetrahedrally bonded carbon atoms in a covalent network lattice 

Edited December 31, 2019 by R.D.Dash

[Fluori 43]

Twilight Sparkle: Install Gentoo.

[Luigi 7,868]

Shining Armor: YOU WILL KNOW THE PAIN AND SUFFERING YOU’VE CAUSED CELESTIA AND MY SISTER!!!!! 

Edited December 31, 2019 by Eren Jaeger

[Bastian 13,319]

Braeburn: I'm in love with her!

[Oblivion 20,265]

Rainbow Dash: Ughhhh I wish I wasn't so fast.... 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 hour ago, Blivy said:

Rainbow Dash: Ughhhh I wish I wasn't so fast.... 

Makes sense, that's why she loves Tank so much.

[Sparklefan1234 161,859]

*Whispering*

 

Spike: "Does that mean she's a vampire!?" 

 

Rainbow Dash: "Her name is "Twilight Sparkle", what do you think?" 

 

Applejack: "I think I need new friends."  

[rainbowdashacademy 114]

"I LOVE BEING SCARED" - Fluttershy  "haaaaa I'm Twilight Pinkie Sparkle I love parties Princess Whorelestia  yeah sue me I'm drunk and funny-Twilight Sparkle

Rarity- "meowwwww I'm a cat could give me a tubby rub my spiky wiky! What I spike don't know you anymore hmmm should I could Meowrity

Apple Jack- "GOSH DANG IT YOU'LL ALL MADE ME HATE APPLES AGAIN!

Rainbowdash- " I'm the great and powerful flyer"!

PINKIE PIE- WOW MAKING DRESSES IS FUN !!!

Star Glimmer- " oh great I'm a goat now this very badddd!!!

[Luigi 7,868]

Garble: (See below)

 

[Singe 2,109]

Rarity: So this handsome stud walked into my boutique. Yada yada yada, hours later he was worth the effort. 

Twilight Sparkle: So what happened?

Rainbow Dash: She just said what happened.

Twilight Sparkle: All Rarity said was, "yada yada yada." That would be like if I said, "I was with my brother and we yada yada yada the night away."

Rarity: Oh, my word!

Applejack: Really?!

Rainbow Dash: Celestia, why?

Fluttershy: That's your brother!

Pinkie Pie: Disgusting!

Twilight Sparkle: What did I say?

[RDDash 18,864]

*Discord snaps his claws in front of Twilight, Timber Spruce and Flash Sentry appear.*

Twilight: I don't need your fantasy boyfriends

Discord: you were so Starlight Glimmer, you were not like that before you got your wings.

Edited January 4, 2020 by R.D.Dash

[Cash In 21,509]

Applejack: It's over Rainbow, I have the high ground.

Rainbow Dash: You underestimate my power!

Applejack: Don't try it.

[Singe 2,109]

Spike: So got any gems to eat.

Garble: Eating gems is for younglings that don't need mommy to feed them. We snort gem dust through our noses.

Spike: I guess I can try that.

*One bad overwhelming experience later.*

Smolder: Garble, care to explain why Spike is passed out on the ground with his rolled back in his head and covered in gem dust.

Garble: I tried to stop him but he wanted to show off snorting gems dust.

Edited January 20, 2020 by Singe

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

Applejack - "Rainbow Dash, what have you done?"

Rainbow Dash - "Only what you asked. I had the Wonderbolts buzz your farm and fertilize everything from the air."

Applejack - "That was supposed ta be next week! This week was the Sisterhood Social! Everypony is still washing their manes and tails!"

You might want to think about that for a minute...Ew!

 

Edited January 20, 2020 by cuteycindyhoney

[Sparklefan1234 161,859]

Spike: "My egg was filled with chocolate & you didn't think to wake me up sooner!?". 

[Singe 2,109]

Princess Celestia: Okay, Twilight. I want you to use your magic on this egg and....

Twilight Sparkle: Done! One super sized spicy omelette for the Princess.

Princess Celesta: What did you do?

Twilight Sparkle: I was hungry for breakfast and made plenty for everyone.

Princess Celestia: That was a baby....you're expelled.

*Years later.*

Twilight Sparkle: When I met Princess Celestia, she gave me an egg to test my magic. So I turned that sucker into an omelette and she flunked me out of the school. What was I suppose to do with that egg, hatch it?!

Moon Dancer: Yes.

Twilight Sparkle: That's a stupid test.

Edited February 5, 2020 by Singe

[Emerald Heart 24,572]

Pinkie Pie: "Hey motherf*****s, are you ready for your Geology test?"

Fluttershy: "I hate you all! You effing bi***s, go to he** or I will pound your damn faces in! You selfiah bunch of bast***s! Screw kindness! I've wasted my time with you selfish brats!" 

Rarity: "I think I'd like to wear brown today... make that every day! Oh, brown is such a beautiful color!"

Applejack: "Whew, now that I'm finally away from my family, I can go to the city and live my dream of being an actress!"

Rainbow Dash: "But this isn't about me..."

Twilight Sparkle: "How to spell the word "the?" Um... c... a... t... THE!"

Edited February 5, 2020 by Emerald Heart

[Sparklefan1234 161,859]

Rarity: "Fashion design is merely a hobby. My real passion is strummin' on the ol' banjo." 

[Emerald Heart 24,572]

"I prefer medical school than planning pointless parties." - Pinkie Pie

[Nightfall Gloam 18,236]

"Oh I don't actually read, I just watch the inevitable film adaptations" - Twilight Sparkle

[Sparklefan1234 161,859]

6 hours ago, Nightfall Gloam said:

"Oh I don't actually read, I just watch the inevitable film adaptations" - Twilight Sparkle

 

"The movies were better." - Twilight Sparkle on the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. 

Edited February 17, 2020 by Sparklefan1234

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,406]

Rarity: "Wouldn't it be interesting if the only way you could die was that suddenly your head blew up? If there were no other causes of death? Everyone died the same way? Sooner or later, without warning, your head simply exploded?"

Edited February 17, 2020 by lyrabetes3939

[Bastian 13,319]

3 minutes ago, lyrabetes3939 said:

Rarity: "Wouldn't it be interesting if the only you could die was that suddenly your head blew up? If there were no other causes of death? Everyone died the same way? Sooner or later, without warning, your head simply exploded?"

My head exploded trying to comprehend.

Tirek: Maybe I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore. 

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,406]

Vapor Trail: "I don't believe in air rage. I prefer the gentle rebuke. If I don't like the way somepony's flying, I pull alongside them and say, "I hope your foals turn out poorly.""