Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying.

[rainbowdashacademy 114]

Rarity saying yabotiy yobotiy that all folks thinking she's Porky pig.

Pinkie Pie says I'M PARTIMUS PRIME OF EQUESTRIATRON TRYING TO STOP THE DERPYCONS OF MISTAKES OF EVIL and defeat my evil brother Megachangeling !

FLUTTERSHY -I'M Nate I ohhh have A YOKAI WATCH to find which ponies are ghost ?

Twilight Sparkle- I'm NIGHTMARE SPARKLE in the name of the moon I will punish you!

Apple jack- ahhhh shucks I'm that farmer on YEE HA!

Rainbowdash - "Where is Cloudsdale ?  IS on planet Mars

Spike the dragon- I'M BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON !

Princess Celestia- ohhhh my what I'm I wearing hmmm must be the meat dress I borrowed from Lady Gaga !

Princess Luna - yes I'm in your dreams I'm LUNA KRUEGER YOUR DREAM DEMON PEGASUS !

[Singe 2,109]

Twilight Sparkle: Anyone have ideas to improve Equestria?

*Applejack and Starlight Glimmer raise their hooves.*

Twilight Sparkle: Any other idea besides getting rid of the aristocrat class?

[Treeglow Flicker 13,019]

Yona: "Miss Rarity? Yona think she's sat on your cat."

[Sparklefan1234 161,861]

1 hour ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

Yona: "Miss Rarity? Yona think she's sat on your cat."

 

Rarity: “Not to worry, Dear. I buy them in bulk.” 

[Luigi 7,868]

Princess Luna: Houuu.... hmmm.... zzz.....ZWAAAAAAAAAAAK! What..... time..... is it? I’m so very sleepy

[Splashee 28,537]

Anypony: "So this Hasbro is god you say?"

[Luigi 7,868]

Shining Armor: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE? YOU THINK YOU’RE FUNNY PUTTING BLACK INK ALL OVER MY SPAGHETTI! IS THAT RIGHT?

Waiter: No no no no, sir. Not at all. This is called Nero di Seppia. It is a classic pasta dish prepared with fresh squid ink. Hence the color.

S.A.: Really? (Tries it) Say, this is DELICIOUS

Prince Blueblood: This hotel used to be a place of class and refinement, now they let just anyone in here. Senorina, accept this. A token of your beauty

Mare: It’s beautiful

Blueblood: Not as much as you. When you remove this at night, please think of me

S.A.: OH NO! Did that mozzarella cheeseball say what I think he said?

Blueblood: I shall cast an enchantment upon it. Just a little love spell, and you will have no choice but to fall to my passion

S.A.: AAAAUUUUGGGGGGHHHH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING THIS GUY IS MAKING ME SICK

Blueblood: And I shall spread that charm’s magic to those......

S.A.: That’s just ridiculous. How could any modern mare fall for such an obvious act? DISGUSTING

Waiter: Pardon the intrusion. But there is a phone call from Princess Celestia, Mr Blueblood

Blueblood: Mama Mia! I will be right there

Shining Armor: WHA?? What the? That spaghetti brained womanizer is the Prince Blueblood we came ALL THE WAY HERE TO FIND?

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

“I finally got my driver’s license!”

[Luigi 7,868]

(Blueblood grandstands, then sits down at the table with Princess Celestia and Shining Armor)

Shining Armor: (Thinking to himself) Honestly, just who does this jerk think he is? Grandstanding like that just to sit down in a chair! I really can’t stand people like him. If only we were in wide open spaces where there could be a magic fight, I’d be able to show him some humility then. Hmm... lets see how our little friend handles a game of chance.

(Shining Armor starts dealing the cards) 

Blueblood: I saw that, Shining Armor. Deal the cards right! Only cowards cheat

S.A.: Huh? Whatever do you (Blueblood slaps S.A.’s hoof down a bit, which reveals cards falling out of his sleeve)

Blueblood: Deal the cards properly, S.A., or play elsewhere

Princess Celestia: Thats enough you two

[Will Guide 21,325]

Pharynx: I had tea with the head of the Feelings Forum. It was soooo tasty

[Treeglow Flicker 13,019]

Fluttershy: Angel! If you crap on the floor again, I'm cutting off your paws and selling them to Zecora!

[Sparklefan1234 161,861]

@Treeglow Flicker Fluttershy: I only threaten Angel Bunny when we're playing poker. *Mumbles* Stupid cheating... *Incoherent mumbling* 

[Shadowmoth2011 146]

Ember: I decided to take medication for my allergies to feelings.

[dead account 2,703]

Fluttershy: "I always wanted to try meat."

Zecora: "How are you doing?"

Applejack: "In my dream, I had a strawberry cutie mark...and I liked it!"

Marble Pie: "Hello."

Celestia: "Ah was just teasin' ya, Twilight."

Sombra: "You may call me smoochinator."

[Skylight Scintillate 1,851]

I don't see any G5 ponies, so let's change that.

Sunny Starscout: "I hate the Elements of Harmony!" or "Let's stay divided!"

Hitch Trailblazer: "Let's go do something sketchy!" or "Who needs laws?"

Zipp Storm: "Let's continue living a lie!" or "I don't want to fly!"

Pipp Petals: "Dislike and unsubscribe!" or "Hate you all Pippsqueaks!"

Izzy Moonbow... IDK, I feel like she could say anything and still be in character.

Edited April 24, 2022 by Skylight Scintillate

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Discord: Could you clarify that for me?

[Flutterstep 46,287]

Fluttershy: "Patented Flutter Burgers. Old family recipe!" 

Rainbow: "Why join the Wonderbolts when you can sew dresses for a living?" 

Twilight: "Book burning may be dangerous, but it sure is fun!" 

[Sparklefan1234 161,861]

Applejack: Rarity is my waifu. 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Celestia: “Ugh, I hate mornings!”

Luna: “Good moorning!! What a lovely day it is out today!”

Cadance: “Shining Armor…there’s somepony else…”

[Sparklefan1234 161,861]

3 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

Cadance: “Shining Armor…there’s somepony else…”

 

Twilight: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, Celestia. 

[Ika Musume 54]

Rainbow Dash: "It needs to be 20% less cool"

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Fluttershy: *death metal screech* YAAAAAAYYY!!!!!

[Ika Musume 54]

Anypony: "Rainbow Dash always dresses in style"

[HereComesTom 2,232]

Apple Bloom:  Applejack, you've got to help me!  I'm...naked!

Applejack:  Apple Bloom, didn't I tell you not to eat any apples from that three in the middle of the garden?

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

Big Mac: "That Celestia has a fine looking flank, if you ask me. Eeeyup"

Edited April 25, 2022 by Twilight Luna