Bust A Rhyme!

[Randimaxis 8,633]

Elegant flow, before you know - I'm in it

I supervise the talent to immortalize - and win it

It's obvious the creed to supersede the feed

and to believe the need to bleed - 

the rhymin' style; BEGIN IT!

 

 

[Not Yellow Diamond 924]

Is this supposed to be a rap thread?

[ThePoniMan 164]

You better get in line,

Before you run out of time.

Straying I have forbade.

Take a sip of Leninade.

 

#PoetryToCriFor

 

 

 

 

 

[Justin_Case001 4,855]

I used to use that door.

I do not use it anymore.

I ate bananas once upon a time,

Now I have begun a life of crime.

Soon I will be in a wooden case,

With a plastic bag over my face.

Mirror, mirror on the wall,

Where's the nearest shopping mall?

Shake your rump and start to cry.

AJ, Rainbow, and Pinkie Pie.

Have your cake and jump in the pool,

Don't I just look like a fool?

I've heard enough of this hullaballoo,

What in the wide, wide world of Equestria am I going to do with you?

Give me bigger cars and candy bars,

I think I'll quit this sh*t and go to Mars.

[iceestarz 5,752]

I like pie

I'm so tired I could cry

I should get some sleep

But I won't cause I'm a meep

 

Spittin straight fire. Check out my mixtape next month.

[Ac3xAssasin 452]

When I step up to the mic

y'all better take a hike

cause I spit rhymes hotter than napalm

and I'm droppin em like it's Vietnam 

and if you think you're phatter 

you won't just have your ass handed to you

it'll be served on a f**king platter

 

word!

 

It probably sounded alot better in my head 

[Guest]

Eyo, straight out the fucking dungeons of rap

Where fake ponies don't make it back

 

This elite drinker is the ringleader

I'm a deep thinker, I'm a street preacher

With a street sweeper full of heat seekers

In your Jeep speakers

I'mma keep ringers

I don't need heaters, I got the meat cleaver

 

Welcome to the slaughterhouse..

[Buck Testa 5,503]

Symphony of Tyranny

Melody of might

coercion is the key

friendship is the light

equality is your friend

In it you can depend

that your life

your will

your Vice

your skill

your reason for living

your life full of thrill

will be replaced for another

peaceful and kind

In it you'll be happy

in it you'll be blind

Heads high ponies

stand in your lines

Symphony of Tyranny

Melody of might

Equality is your friend

Your life is mine tonight

[Mars Orbit 729]

Apologies, im horrible at this.

 

You don't gotta be my friend or enemy I'm fine with being frenemies, but if you step to me you better move your legs like centipedes

I'm sick of bad songs saying "man, I got the recipe"

I'm checking these entities bragging like i'm the best at these

I don't care about bling or falls like trick knees, but I spit venom that stings like all the p*ssed bees.

I'm bad at that.

 

A little shorter, but I think it's better.

Also it's a little surprise for anyone that looks back on this.

Edited August 22, 2015 by Mars Orbit

[I Bring Da LULZ 131]

Forum rap writing? It's time to ignite it

Call it a flame war, except this one's one-sided

Don't try to fight, kid, you'll only end up burnt 

And left on the dirt, curled up, alone and dyin'

 

Edited August 5, 2015 by I Bring Da LULZ

[Sekr Gray 520]

I simply scrolling past, and saw “bust-a-rhyme”

I open up the thread, saw nothing but crime

So it’s my turn now, yes my turn at the bat

so cover your flanks, cuz’ fires being spat

 

I thought it’d be cool, to see what ya’ll said

Never did I think, it’d make me ill in the head,

to hear ya’ll utter, these words so nutter.

You all hear me right, I did not stutter

 

So what am I doing, this far back in time?

Come on you little filly, don’t you know that I’m

the lad with the tie, with only one right-eye

(so damn fly) and he’s no other than I!

The very King of Necropost!

 

*bump*

 

I spent an a good hour on this.

I don't listen to rap.

And I did all this, for a thread that has no use dying >.>

What am I doing with my life XD

Edited November 30, 2015 by Sekr the Paranoid

[Sporemane 545]

I don't have time to bust a rhyme.

[Jaxsie (Inactive) 1,343]

Bust a rhyme? This is right up my ally

I'm like a ballerina with words

With grace and sophistication

My words are so clear, you can see clear across the nation

Did I boast? Woah, didn't mean to do that!

Speaking the truth, people get it twisted

And I forgot to mention

My rap is as cool as a summer breeze

Forget about float like a butterfly sting like a bee

I could do better rhymes by the time I was three!

Do believe, that I'm lying like Clinton

and like Nixon, I am not a crook!

Silly boasting is a part of the rappers play book

But all good things must come to an end

So I'm closing this down

Stay cool, your friend...

~Jaxsie

 

This was too much fun to write xD

Edited November 30, 2015 by Jaxsie

[Spikey-Wikey 378]

Amazon Prime and Sexy Time.

[Pop-Tart 33]

Mmmm... Muffins.

They're so good.

I wish I could eat them, If I could

But I can't doh.

 

[Dust and Memories 557]

Dang, I have a good one from a random shortfic, but it's based off of an Epic Rap Battle of History, so I'm not sure if it counts.

 

 

 

[Constellation Sky]

I see a whole universe of possibilities spread before me

But no potential for threat from this enemy

So you can call me Sky, Constellation, impeccably dressed

Giving lessons in science and raps - this will be on the test

So confess to your thefts and let the whole world know

What the Germane did for the Archmage of Licorne Chateau

You rewrote history, but I read the future before your time

And your best invention was a way to get away with your crime

 

 

Edited December 1, 2015 by Orion Caelum

[ILikeNightmares 163]

They said my time has come and my chances are low, but my questions is; where they at doe?

[DwhitetheGamer 867]

Forget this, I'm going all out.

 

*deep breath*

 

I'm not a fan of puppeteers but I've a nagging fear
someone else is pulling at the strings
Something terrible is going down through the entire town
wreaking anarchy and all it brings

I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all...

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go
Now the world is being torn apart
A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony,
what a terrifying work of art

 

I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all...

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

 

Discord, are we you prey alone,

Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?

Discord, we won't take it anymore,

So take your tyranny away!

[Star-Gazer 202]

Orange.

 

Thread's over, guys. Orange ruined it.  :comeatus: 

[Vulcan 3,254]

Drop that beat!

Yeah....

I'm Vulcan!

Well...technically Vulcan Peace

I'm a medical student with a fear of geese!

well...not really...

I just said that to rhyme

I got a pencil in my pocket

and a pocket of time-....

-to say, that I like this show,

about a purple book princess

and her five little...Woah!

I almost got banned..

it started kinda strange but it got outta hand o_o

*drops mic*

*sneaks off*

Edited December 1, 2015 by Vulcan

[GingerLightning 258]

Orange.

 

Thread's over, guys. Orange ruined it.  :comeatus: 

 

  :okiedokielokie: I doubt it

 

 

 Changelings  And Half-Changelings

 

Everypony is staring at me its rather chilling,

What? never seen somepony who's half changeling?

Always shifting and Changing,

They are all lies,

That fill the air like flies,

spreading through the town with ease,

Like a kind of desease,

All see their queen and bow down,

Fighting with celestia trying to take the crown....

Yeah,I've got nothing.

Edited December 1, 2015 by GingerLightning

[Samurai Equine 45,854]

Eh yo. Samurai Equine, representing with that chanbara.

West meets Easts, cause you can't handle it, brah.

 

Now listen.

If you have *ONE* chance to rule like a warlord,

would you seize the day? Would you let it slip on by?

 

I'm up on top of the nation, rockin' that empire!

I got class and style that'll never expire.

Got me suited up, wearing that suit and tie.

But that don't make me a drone, and I'll never say die.

Got my hair tied back like Nobunaga.

Got you in my sights with a kitana!

I'll surf through you hood, matching wits with precision.

Now I'm gonna HENSHIN like a man on a mission.

 

You can leave your stupid instant noodles at home.

I eat ramen from a vendor while I'm sitting on my throne.

I'm enjoying this world with all that it's given,

but if you steel my friends' smiles, you WON'T be forgiven!

I speak for the people, I hear all their voices.

And I'll defend them all, that's my crimson promise.

There's no clouds in my sky, so there's nothing to test.

To quote runblebee cause he said it best:

Put me in the air

And my speed will leave

All in a shine

Like a miracle weave

I just won't stop

The treasure's with me

I said it before

I was born to be

 

Have I told anybody about my favorite verse?

Love in your heart

Honor in your works

And friendship will save the universe!

I live by that creed, don't call it a hat trick

Cause the ponies have showed me that friendship is magic.

In this crazy world, where comprise does not exist,

Life's an open book, and every step meets the risk.

But I'm sworn to justice, just like a hero.

Defending the innocent, that's how I roll.

 

So if you ever need a partner, if you ever need a friend,

Just hit me up. The fun will never end.

 

Now get on that Tokyo Tower and reach for the stars like a chosen one.

Later.

 

[Steve Piranha 28,778]

It reminded me of a video where it was full of rhymes, and many comments were from people whinnying about it. I trolled by insulting them with more rhymes  . Rhymes like this were common in that video

"If you don't like rhymes, don't entitle you to spit 

Read your words, they're full of shit" 

 

Of course they responded, but I always had a good rhyme to respond back 

[MeanBlackHawk 147]

Lol I should post my mixture when it drops.

[Silver Stream. 708]

So......this is like a rap thread huh? 

 

 

This is right up my ally. 

 

Yo!

So it's time for all you other bronies to take a step back

Ya bout to be hoof-smacked by this sweet lyrical attack

I'm a unicorn with a horn charged with rhyme power

Don't waste time challenging me; I'll own this thread within the hour

Things about to get sour, I don't plan to sugar-coat spit!

Like Pinkie on a sugar rush, my rhymes come quick!

Silver Stream in the building

My flow about to reach the ceiling

Buck up an get tough if you think you can't handle it!

 

For all who don't know me. I think Sunset is best pony

Bacon-haired babe deserves the best pony trophy

She started out as a brat who had a whack-ass plan

But did a hard comeback in RainbwRocks; I became a big fan 

And I must say, Rarity is a bangin fashion pro. 

She has fun in what she do while she racks up the dough

And Fluttershy is adorbs with her soft sweet "yays" 

One cute look from her can have me transfixed for days! 

And I'll admit Twilight and AJ are cool ponies too

But none can compare to what my Sunset do!

 

I love to get logical about a show full of ponies

I have a guilty pleasure when I piss off bronies! 

My responses come long like this hotfire song

I'll throw good opinions if you come at me wrong

But if you seem pretty cool, I'm sure we'll get along

SO yeah that's the brief introduction into my mind

I hope you all enjoy my brony rhymes

Hope you recognized the brilliance in my tongue twister!

You peoples just got schooled from a new pegasister!

 

*drops the mic*

Edited December 2, 2015 by Silver Stream.