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So......this is like a rap thread huh?

 

 

This is right up my ally.

 

Yo!

So it's time for all you other bronies to take a step back

Ya bout to be hoof-smacked by this sweet lyrical attack

I'm a unicorn with a horn charged with rhyme power

Don't waste time challenging me; I'll own this thread within the hour

Things about to get sour, I don't plan to sugar-coat spit!

Like Pinkie on a sugar rush, my rhymes come quick!

Silver Stream in the building

My flow about to reach the ceiling

Buck up an get tough if you think you can't handle it!

 

For all who don't know me. I think Sunset is best pony

Bacon-haired babe deserves the best pony trophy

She started out as a brat who had a whack-ass plan

But did a hard comeback in RainbwRocks; I became a big fan

And I must say, Rarity is a bangin fashion pro.

She has fun in what she do while she racks up the dough

And Fluttershy is adorbs with her soft sweet "yays"

One cute look from her can have me transfixed for days!

And I'll admit Twilight and AJ are cool ponies too

But none can compare to what my Sunset do!

 

I love to get logical about a show full of ponies

I have a guilty pleasure when I piss off bronies!

My responses come long like this hotfire song

I'll throw good opinions if you come at me wrong

But if you seem pretty cool, I'm sure we'll get along

SO yeah that's the brief introduction into my mind

I hope you all enjoy my brony rhymes

Hope you recognized the brilliance in my tongue twister!

You peoples just got schooled from a new pagasister!

 

*drops the mic*

Props, haha! ^_^ I enjoyed that!

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I'm a rap enthusiast and these rhymes above me are cringey

You guys are so white, that shit offends me

I'm reppin' the 3-1-7, suffer from that A-DD

Going ham on this shit, going ham with suicidal tendencies

the fuck you looking at, fam?

Don't skate here, oh i'm sorry (not sorry) m'am

Sounding like Action Bronson, a little bit of Boom Bap

any CS:GO girls?

I'm looking for that 1 tap

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I'm a rap enthusiast and these rhymes above me are cringey

You guys are so white, that shit offends me

I'm reppin' the 3-1-7, suffer from that A-DD

Going ham on this shit, going ham with suicidal tendencies

the fuck you looking at, fam?

Don't skate here, oh i'm sorry (not sorry) m'am

Sounding like Action Bronson, a little bit of Boom Bap

any CS:GO girls?

I'm looking for that 1 tap

 

 

*claps* I'll give this a try:

 

Oh so you claiming our rhymes are white? I'll take that as a compliment 

Eminem, Vanilla Ice, Mac Miller....they make your claim a bit incompetent

You're meant to bust a rhyme, not bust some lame verses 

I suggest you back it up and do some more rehearsing

It's a shame that this pegasister spitting fire like dragon in the show

While you're simply drooling nonsense; prepare to be hit with my lyrical combo

I'll throw a left, then a right, these words about to bring you doom.

I'm a lyrical legend spreading like RD's sonic rainboom

The only thing you'll tap is your head on a wooden desk

Thinking "Damn I was stupid to think I could beat the best"

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24/7 i'm sleepy

but hey that won't keep me

from getting in your face

i got no more to disgrace

yeah I might me depressed

but hey you shouldv'e guessed

I'll be thinking of you when there's noone left

 calling your shit

calling the shots

more where that came from?

b**ch I got lots


wow that was really bad. yikes. 

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24/7 i'm sleepy

but hey that won't keep me

from getting in your face

i got no more to disgrace

yeah I might me depressed

but hey you shouldv'e guessed

I'll be thinking of you when there's noone left

 calling your shit

calling the shots

more where that came from?

b**ch I got lots

wow that was really bad. yikes. 

 

 

B*tch you got lots? But where they at tho?

Call these shots, but your bullets coming slow

Yeah you might be depressed 

But shit, so am I 

Doesn't excuse that lyrical mess

they make a grown man cry 

And it makes me want to cringe

It's so bad I call it a sin

Better wash them away, Can I get a "Amen"? 

Or better yet, can I get a better rapper

It's a bit boring to rap against disasters

If ya didn't know my skills. Well now you knoooow

I'll try to take it easy and rap a bit sloooow:

 

Man I must admit, it's been heelll of a day

Tending to business, I'm weeell on my way 

I got a part-time job I just haaate to have

Plus college coming soon, I better brush up on my math

And I'm trying to go a right path, wish me luuuck

Now let me speed up the pace, prepare to get bucked. 

 

Yo call me miss Sassy as I spit puns with ease

I'll slay you but stay classy, yo it's such a breeze

Oh man, I'm such a tease!

"I bet I can out rap Silver" 

HA! B*tch please! I suggest you freeze

while I hop on the mic and blast hot fire

All you blast is hot breath,

smellin like a smoking tire

But it's okay, I admire the efforts 

Just gotta try harder to defeat this expert! 

 

 

(gosh this is so fun. You guys are great <3)

Edited by Silver Stream.
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*claps* I'll give this a try:

 

Oh so you claiming our rhymes are white? I'll take that as a compliment 

Eminem, Vanilla Ice, Mac Miller....they make your claim a bit incompetent

You're meant to bust a rhyme, not bust some lame verses 

I suggest you back it up and do some more rehearsing

It's a shame that this pegasister spitting fire like dragon in the show

While you're simply drooling nonsense; prepare to be hit with my lyrical combo

I'll throw a left, then a right, these words about to bring you doom.

I'm a lyrical legend spreading like RD's sonic rainboom

The only thing you'll tap is your head on a wooden desk

Thinking "Damn I was stupid to think I could beat the best"

Fucking roasted to hell and back.

 

Okay, Excuse me, Mr. Bill Collector I got problems

I just spent 2k on Rick Owens out in the Bahamas

I just bought a pair of Jordans for my partner

I just got my license- gonna whip with a power-starter

Okay, Excuse me, 20k + 20k = a new outfit for me

thats 5k for a new Supreme tee

another 5 for the Jordans, you see

10k  on a raf simons shoe

and 10k on a necklace for my boo

other player jack my flow. Sorry imma sue

A new true white rapper is far overdue

Eminem, i'm sorry fam you know it's pretty true

His last album was shit, whats it called? MMLP TWO.

"Im feeling like a rap god," you're shitting me; coming from you?

stand down, dog, and try something new.

 

 

 

 

 

 

first part was just me having a bit of fun... calling out Eminem there, hes good, just far from the best lol  B) This thread is great guys, keep it up!!!

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B*tch you got lots? But where they at tho?

Call these shots, but your bullets coming slow

Yeah you might be depressed 

But shit, so am I 

Doesn't excuse that lyrical mess

they make a grown man cry 

And it makes me want to cringe

It's so bad I call it a sin

Better wash them away, Can I get a "Amen"? 

Or better yet, can I get a better rapper

It's a bit boring to rap against disasters

If ya didn't know my skills. Well now you knoooow

I'll try to take it easy and rap a bit sloooow:

 

Man I must admit, it's been heelll of a day

Tending to business, I'm weeell on my way 

I got a part-time job I just haaate to have

Plus college coming soon, I better brush up on my math

And I'm trying to go a right path, wish me luuuck

Now let me speed up the pace, prepare to get bucked. 

 

Yo call me miss Sassy as I spit puns with ease

I'll slay you but stay classy, yo it's such a breeze

Oh man, I'm such a tease!

"I bet I can out rap Silver" 

HA! B*tch please! I suggest you freeze

while I hop on the mic and blast hot fire

All you blast is hot breath,

smellin like a smoking tire

But it's okay, I admire the efforts 

Just gotta try harder to defeat this expert! 

 

 

(gosh this is so fun. You guys are great <3)

I do't mind being a sinner

guns are for people who cant shoot

saying amen?

well isn't that cute

Iv'e never been one for rhyming

I think it's kind of a cheat

you say you blast fire?

I can take the heat.

 

once I collabed

got back stabbed

she walked away in defeat

 

I mot be the best rapper

But I can still take the floor

please don't talk slow that would be such a bore.

 

My fingers form chords that move poeple to tears

whispering my take on life in the crowds ears

melodies tragic, and pleasing,

 your'e the one who's teasing?

 

My words can sting

my lyrics sing

just bow down and kiss the ring

but hell, your'e pretty amazing

 

(this is fun but I feel like i'm up against poeple who are older ie more experiance)

((oh whale))

Edited by indie.spitfire
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I do't mind being a sinner

guns are for people who cant shoot

saying amen?

well isn't that cute

Iv'e never been one for rhyming

I think it's kind of a cheat

you say you blast fire?

I can take the heat.

 

once I collabed

got back stabbed

she walked away in defeat

 

I mot be the best rapper

But I can still take the floor

please don't talk slow that would be such a bore.

 

My fingers form chords that move poeple to tears

whispering my take on life in the crowds ears

melodies tragic, and pleasing,

 your'e the one who's teasing?

 

My words can sting

my lyrics sing

just bow down and kiss the ring

but hell, your'e pretty amazing

 

(this is fun but I feel like i'm up against poeple who are older ie more experiance)

((oh whale))

 

Fucking roasted to hell and back.

 

Okay, Excuse me, Mr. Bill Collector I got problems

I just spent 2k on Rick Owens out in the Bahamas

I just bought a pair of Jordans for my partner

I just got my license- gonna whip with a power-starter

Okay, Excuse me, 20k + 20k = a new outfit for me

thats 5k for a new Supreme tee

another 5 for the Jordans, you see

10k  on a raf simons shoe

and 10k on a necklace for my boo

other player jack my flow. Sorry imma sue

A new true white rapper is far overdue

Eminem, i'm sorry fam you know it's pretty true

His last album was shit, whats it called? MMLP TWO.

"Im feeling like a rap god," you're shitting me; coming from you?

stand down, dog, and try something new.

 

 

 

 

 

 

first part was just me having a bit of fun... calling out Eminem there, hes good, just far from the best lol   B) This thread is great guys, keep it up!!!

 

Well isn't this cute? Getting blasted with rhymes that are basic

Doesn't mean shit, I'll dodge'em like Neo in the matrix 

Let's face it, not even you two can challenge my throne

Your rhymes are child's play, put ya parents on the phone. 

You'll do better to phone home before I run you out

By the time I'm done, you'll be drowning with doubt 

Take heed to this warning, an take another route 

Because Silver bout to kill it with just words from her mouth 

I'll have ya going south; you kiddies not cool enough

Too much cheap talk, please puff a better bluff! 

It seems this battle will lead to a lyrical renaissance 

You wanna play hard? I'll grace you with this response: 

 

Yo so I see you going hard on shit you own. 

I thought I'll remind you, IRS is on the phone

It seems you all you do is waste your riches 

Too bad you were too busy to handle real business! 

You're just another wannabe caught in the glamour 

But now you'll go down in history as the next MC Hammer! 

Yeah you about to get hammered; become a nail on the wall!

Stuck in a dumb situation while my invested money grows tall

How can you be a player when you can barely ball? 

I'll have you crawl out this rapping brawl 

 

And as for the other? Your words may sting, but mine can bite

Your flow is too loose while my verses flow tight

Say goodnight! Because your words will put yourself to sleep

Counting your words is more effective than counting sheep!

You can take the heat? Well stay in the kitchen and cook a better line

It takes a lot more people to defeat me while I'm in my prime 

I think by this point, everyone knows I've won

Silver Stream just murdered ya with her Silver tongue!   :P  

Edited by Silver Stream.
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Next level, huh?  I'll play.

 

*ahem*

 

I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!

So prepare for the coup of the century
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning
(We'll have food!)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of food)
Decades of denial
(We repeat)
Is simply why I'll
(Endless meat)
Be king undisputed
(Aaaaaaah...)
Respected, saluted
(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder I am
(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!

Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared -
Be prepared!

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Next level, huh?  I'll play.

 

*ahem*

 

I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a warthog's backside

But thick as you are, pay attention

My words are a matter of pride

 

It's clear from your vacant expressions

The lights are not all on upstairs

But we're talking kings and successions

Even you can't be caught unawares

 

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A shining new era

Is tiptoeing nearer And where do we feature?

Just listen to teacher

 

I know it sounds sordid

But you'll be rewarded

When at last I am given my dues

And injustice deliciously squared

Be prepared!

 

It's great that we'll soon be connected

With a king who'll be all-time adored

 

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected

To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes

And though I'm the main addressee

The point that I must emphasize is

You won't get a sniff without me!

 

So prepare for the coup of the century

(Oooh!)

Be prepared for the murkiest scam

(Oooh... La! La! La!)

Meticulous planning

(We'll have food!)

Tenacity spanning

(Lots of food)

Decades of denial

(We repeat)

Is simply why I'll

(Endless meat)

Be king undisputed

(Aaaaaaah...)

Respected, saluted

(...aaaaaaah...)

And seen for the wonder I am

(...aaaaaaah!)

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared

(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)

Be prepared!

 

Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared -

Be prepared!

 

 

Oh my gosh xD 

 

Scar is the king of rap I suppose 

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Well isn't this cute? Getting blasted with rhymes that are basic

Doesn't mean shit, I'll dodge'em like Neo in the matrix 

Let's face it, not even you two can challenge my throne

Your rhymes are child's play, put ya parents on the phone. 

You'll do better to phone home before I run you out

By the time I'm done, you'll be drowning with doubt 

Take heed to this warning, an take another route 

Because Silver bout to kill it with just words from her mouth 

I'll have ya going south; you kiddies not cool enough

Too much cheap talk, please puff a better bluff! 

It seems this battle will lead to a lyrical renaissance 

You wanna play hard? I'll grace you with this response: 

 

Yo so I see you going hard on shit you own. 

I thought I'll remind you, IRS is on the phone

It seems you all you do is waste your riches 

Too bad you were too busy to handle real business! 

You're just another wannabe caught in the glamour 

But now you'll go down in history as the next MC Hammer! 

Yeah you about to get hammered; become a nail on the wall!

Stuck in a dumb situation while my invested money grows tall

How can you be a player when you can barely ball? 

I'll have you crawl out this rapping brawl 

 

And as for the other? Your words may sting, but mine can bite

Your flow is too loose while my verses flow tight

Say goodnight! Because your words will put yourself to sleep

Counting your words is more effective than counting sheep!

You can take the heat? Well stay in the kitchen and cook a better line

It takes a lot more people to defeat me while I'm in my prime 

I think by this point, everyone knows I've won

Silver Stream just murdered ya with her Silver tongue!   :P  

 

Well shit your'e good

but I think I have withstood

 from your insults flung

and praises self sung

pretty good,

for someone barely out of childhood

See aggressiveness isn't impressiveness

and I think I'm on the precipice

of something good here

but i'm not that severe

you have a silver tongue

b***h you ain't speaking

and I have a thick skin that you aren't really breaching

I'll be in the kitchen

roasting people who come up against me

Iv'e dealt with the hate of the queen bee

Ive' seen nasty rumours set free

But I just sat there idly

now this has been fun

but I think I'm done

I"ll go write one of these

and then sing that one

hell yeah i said sing

I can write and play

Iv'e blown everyone my age

out of the water away

Now I'm getting tired of attempting to slay

I'll come up with something

some other day

 

(you are so good! can you teach me or give advice some time? I'm trying to get into more spoken wordy rap lyrics for songs)

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Well shit your'e good

but I think I have withstood

 from your insults flung

and praises self sung

pretty good,

for someone barely out of childhood

See aggressiveness isn't impressiveness

and I think I'm on the precipice

of something good here

but i'm not that severe

you have a silver tongue

b***h you ain't speaking

and I have a thick skin that you aren't really breaching

I'll be in the kitchen

roasting people who come up against me

Iv'e dealt with the hate of the queen bee

Ive' seen nasty rumours set free

But I just sat there idly

now this has been fun

but I think I'm done

I"ll go write one of these

and then sing that one

hell yeah i said sing

I can write and play

Iv'e blown everyone my age

out of the water away

Now I'm getting tired of attempting to slay

I'll come up with something

some other day

 

(you are so good! can you teach me or give advice some time? I'm trying to get into more spoken wordy rap lyrics for songs)

To be honest, it's been yeeaaars since doing poetry. If you look at my recent poems, you can tell I'm trying to get back into what I used to have a passion for. But sure! I'll give you a few pointers...only if you give me some yourself too because you're awesome as well!!!

 

Sorry I didn't respond with rap, sort of in the middle of doing somethin but I'll respond ASAP"

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To be honest, it's been yeeaaars since doing poetry. If you look at my recent poems, you can tell I'm trying to get back into what I used to have a passion for. But sure! I'll give you a few pointers...only if you give me some yourself too because you're awesome as well!!!

 

Sorry I didn't respond with rap, sort of in the middle of doing somethin but I'll respond ASAP"

thanks! Iv'e Kinda just got into it the last few months so I could totally use pointers

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Gonna rap about pones

and before you know

twilight steals my show

and makes it her own

 

 

 

I'm so gosh darn alone

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I just can't seem to find

Anything that can rhyme 

Within this short amount of time

 

I feel that my literary skills are blind

They used to be prime

But now I've committed a deadly crime 

 

I've found to many words that rhyme with rhyme

And now it is my time 

I've ended my climb

 

Goodbye my friends, live a good life

And always be sublime

When you decide

To bust a rhyme.  :squee:

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I might be alone

But I have my pones

Then I found my bros

and I didn't feel lone

And now I'm here chilling with bronies

They are my homies

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So......this is like a rap thread huh? 

 

 

This is right up my ally. 

 

Yo!

So it's time for all you other bronies to take a step back

Ya bout to be hoof-smacked by this sweet lyrical attack

I'm a unicorn with a horn charged with rhyme power

Don't waste time challenging me; I'll own this thread within the hour

Things about to get sour, I don't plan to sugar-coat spit!

Like Pinkie on a sugar rush, my rhymes come quick!

Silver Stream in the building

My flow about to reach the ceiling

Buck up an get tough if you think you can't handle it!

 

For all who don't know me. I think Sunset is best pony

Bacon-haired babe deserves the best pony trophy

She started out as a brat who had a whack-ass plan

But did a hard comeback in RainbwRocks; I became a big fan 

And I must say, Rarity is a bangin fashion pro. 

She has fun in what she do while she racks up the dough

And Fluttershy is adorbs with her soft sweet "yays" 

One cute look from her can have me transfixed for days! 

And I'll admit Twilight and AJ are cool ponies too

But none can compare to what my Sunset do!

 

I love to get logical about a show full of ponies

I have a guilty pleasure when I piss off bronies! 

My responses come long like this hotfire song

I'll throw good opinions if you come at me wrong

But if you seem pretty cool, I'm sure we'll get along

SO yeah that's the brief introduction into my mind

I hope you all enjoy my brony rhymes

Hope you recognized the brilliance in my tongue twister!

You peoples just got schooled from a new pegasister!

 

*drops the mic*

Pretty good... pretty good... 

 

Yo straight out of MLP forums

Crazy mothafucka named Best Poni!

Gonna destroy this female brony

Or is it pegasister? Who gives a fuck.

Were all the same thing so shut the buck up! 

 

Your rhymes are good, I was a little impressed

But BP's gonna roast you like a Thanksgiving Turkey breast !

How about you go to your doctor and schedule a check up?

To figure out why your so ugly from the neck up!

 

Sunset Shimmer? HA! Yes she's ok...

But dear sweet Fluttershy all the way.

She's the cutest, sweetest, kindest pony in all of existence

Until Rainbow Rocks Sunset was just an annoyance!

 

 

How about you give up Silver Stream?

Yo raps are lower than a 2012 meme

Your building up too much confidence 

When I'm finished with you, you'll be leavin in an ambulance 

 

So set yourself free from your decree

You haven't even seen all of me, bitch please!

I'm the #1 brony you will ever see

In all of this fandoms history.

Edited by Best Poni

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I'm bored.

 

Yo.

Im about the drop the horrid rhymes

Like the show with rig and mordecai

dropping the sights I store in mind

Hold your horses im the borderline

Complete with sudden stops in forward lines

My style is mine alone

All the while I be popping poems

Locking doors to cars and now I'm sending people walkin' home

Five moves ahead just like a chess match

So get back, you playing checkers

I'm twenty moves ahead in that and now here come the wetworks

when it comes to rap I'm both the beginner and the ender

I'm probably the least intelligent

But I come to spelling sh*t

I got all relevant elements

And the memory of an elephant

You can't send your hate to me without a return to sender.

 

 

Meh. I don't have the time to think of a longer one.

Or a good one. Lol

Edited by Mars Orbit

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As I sit here on the coast

I try not to boast

but this view is like you

So kind

So beautiful

 

As I sit here on the coast

I try not to lie

But this view is like life

So evil and unkind

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If your into biology like meh hehe...

 

Now you got the ribosomes

Break down amino acids

To make protein like my dad makes breakfast

You got the French toast bacon and eggs

That's how this organelle rolls in the cell house head

Drops mic*

 

It's from my album "The cell"

Also see "the mitochondria, lysosomes, cell wall(plant cell edition) and much more

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Is this a rap thread?

Because these are all just like mini poems... xD

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Pretty good... pretty good...

 

Yo straight out of MLP forums

Crazy mothafucka named Best Poni!

Gonna destroy this female brony

Or is it pegasister? Who gives a fuck.

Were all the same thing so shut the buck up!

 

Your rhymes are good, I was a little impressed

But BP's gonna roast you like a Thanksgiving Turkey breast !

How about you go to your doctor and schedule a check up?

To figure out why your so ugly from the neck up!

 

Sunset Shimmer? HA! Yes she's ok...

But dear sweet Fluttershy all the way.

She's the cutest, sweetest, kindest pony in all of existence

Until Rainbow Rocks Sunset was just an annoyance!

 

 

How about you give up Silver Stream?

Yo raps are lower than a 2012 meme

Your building up too much confidence

When I'm finished with you, you'll be leavin in an ambulance

 

So set yourself free from you decree

You haven't even seen all of me, bitch please!

I'm the #1 brony you will ever see

In all of this fandoms history.

 

You got some buckin nerve to come at me

Spittin the lamest puns I've heard in history

You have strong words for a weak delivery

You're no real brony, you're just a Flutter-lovin furry!

There's one end to my rap enemies:

I'll slay them down till they become a memory

But you'll be a special case, prepare to be forgotten

My flow so fresh, while your words are quite rotten

It's amusing that you'll be losing

boy you cruising for a bruising

I suggest you reword your lines

Because your shit is quite confusing

It's better to face your defeat; it's overdue

Even your best pony, Fluttershy, can spit better than you!

 

I'll admit Flutters is a cutsie lil filly

Almost like your rhymes, but a lil more silly

Your game is so boring, bout to put me in a coma

By the time I'm done, you'll be yelling "SWEET CELESTIA!"

I garauntee I'll get the best of ya

while you bring only the worst out in me

My rhymes go crazy, it'll be your fatality!

Time to buck up and face reality:

You made ea mistake the moment you quoted me!

Dog out sunset all you want, I really don't care

Takes more than that to degrade best bacon-haired mare!

You think I'm scared? Naw...I'm more shocked at your attempt

Your pony Fluttershy even thinks your rhymes a wimp

You can call me a pimp, ya bout to be pimp-slapped

by my lyrical storm, or should I say hoof-whacked?

I guess it's true, you're the #1 brony:

Because the only thing you talk is cheap smack!

 

The only thing I'll give up is some useful advice

If you gonna outrap me, you better think twice

How many lyrics it takes to beat you? My first verse should suffice!

I can beat ya with ease, it takes little to nothing!

If you're gonna come at me, you better come with something!

Because all you brought was disgrace to the rapping game

I feel sorry you were the one to rap in Fluttershy's name

All you brought her was shame, I brought Sunset more fame!

Doesn't take a "Twilight" to know that your lyrics are lame

Ugh, I've had enough with wasting my lyrical talent

You bronies let me know when you find me a real challenge.

Edited by Silver Stream.

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You got some buckin nerve to come at me

Spittin the lamest puns I've heard in history

You have strong words for a weak delivery

You're no real brony, you're just a Flutter-lovin furry!

There's one end to my rap enemies:

I'll slay them down till they become a memory

But you'll be a special case, prepare to be forgotten

My flow so fresh, while your words are quite rotten

It's amusing that you'll be losing

boy you cruising for a bruising

I suggest you reword your lines

Because your shit is quite confusing

It's better to face your defeat; it's overdue

Even your best pony, Fluttershy, can spit better than you!

 

I'll admit Flutters is a cutsie lil filly

Almost like your rhymes, but a lil more silly

Your game is so boring, bout to put me in a coma

By the time I'm done, you'll be yelling "SWEET CELESTIA!"

I garauntee I'll get the best of ya

while you bring only the worst out in me

My rhymes go crazy, it'll be your fatality!

Time to buck up and face reality:

You made ea mistake the moment you quoted me!

Dog out sunset all you want, I really don't care

Takes more than that to degrade best bacon-haired mare!

You think I'm scared? Naw...I'm more shocked at your attempt

Your pony Fluttershy even thinks your rhymes a wimp

You can call me a pimp, ya bout to be pimp-slapped

by my lyrical storm, or should I say hoof-whacked?

I guess it's true, you're the #1 brony:

Because the only thing you talk is cheap smack!

 

The only thing I'll give up is some useful advice

If you gonna outrap me, you better think twice

How many lyrics it takes to beat you? My first verse should suffice!

I can beat ya with ease, it takes little to nothing!

If you're gonna come at me, you better come with something!

Because all you brought was disgrace to the rapping game

I feel sorry you were the one to rap in Fluttershy's name

All you brought her was shame, I brought Sunset more fame!

Doesn't take a "Twilight" to know that your lyrics are lame

Ugh, I've had enough with wasting my lyrical talent

You bronies let me know when you find me a real challenge.

*grabs a fire and putts out the flames*

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Dear Princess Celestia,

I have learned something today

People talk sh*t

What else can I say

Their skills are lacking

They always leaving me sweatin'

But once I go pissed mode

they better get to steppin'

I'm the best at magic

All can observe

As I pull a purple dragon

Out of a purplish turd

I'll make you suck up to me

As I do this dragon now

What is that?

You're still yapping

Well you better start running

Because my knuckles are cracking

You've got little time now

Before I turn into a Kracken

 

(That is all I could come up with right now.)

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