What was the worst thing you accidentally ate?

[Venomous 18,813]

I once accidentally ate hand soap thinking it was blue jello

[Kiri 7,277]

Once as a kid, I mistook baking powder for powdered sugar and pit a handful of it in my mouth...so nasty.

Edited August 31, 2015 by Quartz Aegis

[Yukibana 65]

I almost ate a cat treat the other day.... almost, thankfully.

 

For some reason during my 14th birthday party we decided eat Play-doh.  Its very salty 

[Moony the Cat 3,697]

As a child i ate a soap bubble ( or maybe it was some sort of health cream for something ) because i thought it was a bubblegum...yeah, soap doesnt taste that good.

[MLPFanatic34 3,234]

I accidentally swallowed soap as a child and it was so nasty I wanted to throw up.

[Rawzy 1,302]

I ate some brocolli but one of the peice of brocolli had worms in it....words cannot explain the taste...literally...

[PROJECT: Simon 3,953]

Mushroom. When I was young, there was a mushroom on my pizza and my father lied it was ham. After few hours eating it, I almost threw up.. -.- 

[Star Blossom 160]

I ate a dog treat once! I thought they were for people too!!

[IcyHaze 593]

Looks like almost everyone here has had a swig out of a makeshift ashtray. I have too.

[Lunar Echo 10,334]

An old moldy wine cog, it melted like butter in my mouth.

[GuyNamedEarl 1,332]

I ate a wild mushroom thinking it was like the ones in the store... it was not.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,272]

Brussel Sprouts. X_X When I was quite young my mom actually tricked me into eating one and it was horrific. DX It tasted so bad. Never again will I eat those. 

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I was drinking an open can of soda in my fridge, when I found it tasted a bit funny. Ignored it until a bunch of small solid things hit my tongue. I swallowed most of them but spit one back out to see what it was. It was a fly. And I just swallowed loads of them. Needless to say, I instantly threw the can as far away from me as I possibly could, spit as much as I could in the thrash, and felt sick for the rest of the day.

[VeeniAshes 21]

wasp... i was 5 at the time! :/ it got onto my food and i ate it.

[Royal Bro-nee 36]

A few years ago a cockroach went inside my mouth right before I woke up X_X! It had a sweet taste to it tho...but...ewww >_< It kinda tasted like syrup and I like syrup....yum >:-)

 

Oh I also decided to eat a beef flavored dog treat (I did it on purpose) and it tasted bitter and...just foul o_o!

Edited September 16, 2015 by Royal Bro-nee

[GhostPony750 958]

When I was a kid, I used to go to my neighbor's to play with their daughters, and I had the bad habit of eating their food. There was that particular bowl filled with Glosets (raisins covered in chocolate) on their table. And one time, they replaced the Glosets with raw coffee seeds. It was bitterrrrrr omg. I'll never drink coffee ever xD

[FoxyCryptid 4,327]

I accidentally took a swig of extremely rancid chocolate milk once, it was some kind of freak accident where it was bad right of the cooler at the gas station. Home brewed iced tea that's started to go rotten is also pretty unpleasant. 

[Wyzecat 350]

I accidentally drank a glass of spoiled milk before.

 

Needless to say, I spent the next two days on the toilet.

Edited September 16, 2015 by Wyzecat

[SET318MLP 55]

I poured myself a glass of buttermilk once. I'll never make that mistake again

[RavenholmZombie 1,329]

The worst thing I've ever eaten by accident was two-month old cottage cheese that I found sitting in the door of my fridge.

 

It tasted alright, but it didn't stay down for very long. :|

[Splashee 28,537]

9 sleeping pills. I thought it was candy when I was a toddler. You should have seen my grandpa's face when he saw me eating his sleeping pills! If the police wouldn't have had a speed check that day, I wouldn't have been here.

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,410]

I left two Capri suns in my old play place (slide, swings, etc) when I was 5; the day before a friend was over and we didn’t finish them. It was summertime. So I went out to the play place and picked up one of the day old Capri suns and tried to drink it.

 I got a mouthful of ants. I guess it was good protein though.

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

I once dropped a raisin on the floor outside and without looking I picked up something that felt like a raisin and eat it, turns out is was poop

[TBD 17,228]

This take place at Costco and there’s  a half eaten samples on the table that I thought it was my mom’s. So I picked up and ate it. My mom then told me that wasn’t her’s. I almost barf and lost my appetite for the rest of the day.

1 hour ago, Derpy Pon-3 said:

 

I once dropped a raisin on the floor outside

 

Why would you pick up something from the floor in the first place?  That alone is already sounded gross. 

[Windy Breeze 15,175]

I accidentally a strand of my hair/mane while eating my breakfast.