The Soda Machine game

[Digit Sums 42]

You get this emoticon:

 

I insert a floppy disk.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

You get Derpy.

 

I insert a muffin.

[FlareChaser0096 142]

You get an Ozzy Osbourne.

 

I insert a lightbulb.

[Nightfall 3,950]

You get a lamp.

 

I insert love.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

You get this song:

 

I insert my newest notification.

[FlareChaser0096 142]

You get a rabid cyclops turtle.

 

I insert a particle of dust.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

You get this emotocon:

I insert this game: http://pixmeister.deviantart.com/art/Applebloom-interactive-alpha-v0-2-1-314167863

[FlareChaser0096 142]

You get the letter Q.

I insert a yoyo.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

You get a string.

 

[inserts fermented spider eye]

[FlareChaser0096 142]

You get a frightened child.

 

I re-insert said child.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

You get a flattened bug.

 

I insert this:A crayon.

It takes a quote to know what I just said, so quote me and read the invisible text...

[spas-ticShotty 3,582]

You get amnesia

 

I insert mah ding-a-ling battery

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

You get a phone

You get a flattened bug.

 

I insert this:A crayon.

It takes a quote to know what I just said, so quote me and read the invisible text...

 

^Just for all to see when I inserted

 

IT WAS A CRAYON I INSERTED, OK?

[Literally Snails 2,307]

you get a crayon

 

I insert FireShot_capture_035_-_YouTube_-_Most_Epic_Vacation_Ever_Ian_is_Bored_27_-_www_youtube_com_watch_v_mj05tyXnCrI_feature_fvw.png

[Titan Rising 2,156]

You get scurvy

I put in playdoh shaped like an elephant

[Fire_Fly 499]

You get a cinnamon roll!

 

I put in..........me?

[Titan Rising 2,156]

Out comes... OMG CHUCK NORRIS

I put in CHUCK NORRIS

[Fire_Fly 499]

You get an alternate dimension!

 

I put in Black Materia.

[Titan Rising 2,156]

You get red matter

I put in.. Vanilla Ice

[letterone 1,203]

You get Ice Ice Baby.

 

I put in my red colored pencil.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

You get a tree.

 

I put in a tree.

[letterone 1,203]

You get a bush. George Bush to be precise.

 

I put in TOAST.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

You get an apple.

 

I insert Fluttershy.

[Titan Rising 2,156]

You get a....

 

I put in a paradox

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

You get Fluttershy.

 

I insert this episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfUouM6KSEA

Why is nobody taking my hints?