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This is PUN CENTRAL!!!! Put all of your puns, pun images and everything "pun"ny!


I hope this hasn't already been created (Kivil 2015)


I want us to at least reach a goal of 1000 puns!!!!


Since I am the master of the thread I will post first!


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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

The salesman claimed the shoes were made from alligator, but I knew it was a crock.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI

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