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Would you sleep in the same bed as a pony?


Bendy

Would you sleep in the same bed as a pony?  

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  1. 1. Would you sleep in the same bed as a pony?

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I would possibly. But I'm not sure how much Equestrian ponies move during sleep... I don't think a horse kick to my balls, teeth, or nose would be covered by my HMO if I was engaging in such risky behavior. The cuddling part is gonna be a no. The fact that they are sentient beings that I can converse with negates the innocence of them being just animals.

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Haha.  I don't think that's what OP had in mind.  ;)

 

Hey, he is the one who proposed the "it's cold" scenario and said "only cuddling." I just would rather face the cold than be forced to use Big Mac for body warmth.

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I have never slept in the same bed as someone, so I probably wouldn't feel comfortable. However, if I give it a few nights as long as Snowdrop is ok with it, I'd probably love it. Same thing with cuddling. Do it enough until we're both comfortable.

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Hey, he is the one who proposed the "it's cold" scenario and said "only cuddling." I just would rather face the cold than be forced to use Big Mac for body warmth.

 

 

Well, I would want more than just cuddling if the pony wished it. 

 

*Puts on Xenophilia Commander Shepard glasses on and invites alien pony babe onto the ship.*

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Are you serious? I'm not trying to be a troll here, but sleeping with farm animals is far from normal.

 

If I were to replace 'pony' with 'pig' or 'rooster', would your thoughts be the same?

 

/takethreadliterally

Have you never had a cat or dog live indoors with you? Or perhaps have to share a bed with someone during a trip?

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I would possibly. But I'm not sure how much Equestrian ponies move during sleep... I don't think a horse kick to my balls, teeth, or nose would be covered by my HMO if I was engaging in such risky behavior. The cuddling part is gonna be a no. The fact that they are sentient beings that I can converse with negates the innocence of them being just animals.

If ponies do that than the Cakes and other married couple must always wake up bruised and battered.

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I don't know, the ponies are very human to me. It would seem a little improper, me being male and them being female.  (Yeah, I'm a little old fashioned, lol)

 

But if I were a pony I would totally marry Fluttershy. In that case yeah, it would be very nice.

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Have you never had a cat or dog live indoors with you? Or perhaps have to share a bed with someone during a trip?

 

Most dogs and cats don't grow to the size of a small horse.

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