Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

The last time I went to a party hosted by a dragon I got eaten.

[TBD 17,228]

@Le Trotteur Sauvage is keeping me busy because I have to undo all his spamming!

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

It looks creepy, whatever it is.

[TBD 17,228]

I'm too bored to attend 

[Wingnut 6,727]

My deepest apologies but that’s when my turtle is scheduled to be waxed.  

[Tao 6,719]

I forgot to feed my cannibal.....sorry. 

[LordOfKhaos 30]

Sorry but KFC demanded that I work the “friend’s birthday” shift 

you understand don’t you? 

[Pandora 38,004]

Too choatic 4 me

[Wingnut 6,727]

Sorry but I’m too busy admiring your artwork.  

[Tao 6,719]

I think i left my cat on,  its still purring! 

[beefyrat 0]

I left my goldfish in the dryer\

 

[ZiggWheelsManning 7,348]

Need to head to the Super Bowl in Florida, to deflate the Chiefs' footballs on orders of an anime fan, deeply sorry

[Wingnut 6,727]

What a coincidence.  I have to go there and make sure Tom Brady’s balls are just the right pressure.  

[Props Valroa 26,024]

Oh with my dumping syndrome I can't come

[Tao 6,719]

Found out i have this face all the time: 

[TBD 17,228]

My refrigerator is running

[Wingnut 6,727]

I have to help Kevin Nash.  He tore his quad again.  

[ZiggWheelsManning 7,348]

I have to provide Kool-Aid to the Hollywood actors  

[Yakamaru 3,074]

I have game night that weekend, sorry.

[AveryGamerDude 4,640]

It's been snowing for 3 days straight where I live.

[Tao 6,719]

Found out I have kissese daises! 

[Venomous 18,813]

I...just don’t want to come 

[Tao 6,719]

Zombie chickens from KFC attacked me! 

[TBD 17,228]

On 2021-02-22 at 8:49 PM, Tao said:

Zombie chickens from KFC attacked me! 

Sorry I work at the KFC and zombie happen..

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

He's scary.