Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[Tao 6,724]

Um I fear pig theme masked....

[Wingnut 6,730]

My otter wants to go otting.  

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

Oh man, I totally would but like, I have this thing for this event and yeah..... *runs out the door*  

[Wingnut 6,730]

I just remembered.  I left the car double parked in Times Square with the engine running. 

[ZiggWheelsManning 7,359]

Fluttershy, Scootaloo and I have to set banging trashcans in the New York Yankees' dugout  

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

It appears that there is no party to attend since there is no avatar  

[ZiggWheelsManning 7,359]

I have to hide under a rock to avoid red flags  

[Wingnut 6,730]

I took an arrow to the knee.  

[Emperor Azurailo 1,091]

Royal duties are not to be postponed.

[Tao 6,724]

I have a fear of cake.....

[TBD 17,228]

My kitchen is on fire

[ZiggWheelsManning 7,359]

Which is because a former Cleveland Browns head coach - Freddie Kitchens - started fire in said kitchen.  

[TBD 17,228]

I was sleeping and forgot to turn on my alarm 

[Wingnut 6,730]

I lost all my money betting on March Madness and I can’t afford to go. 

[TBD 17,228]

I'm ded

[Nsxile 25,669]

I would come, but @TBD is dead... He said so himself:

1 minute ago, TBD said:

I'm ded

[Will Guide 21,325]

As a fire breathing dragon I might burn the party

[Astralshy 23,554]

I'd love to come, but the propulsion system was damaged during an ion storm and we'll need two weeks for repair.

[TBD 17,228]

sorry I don't have a space ship to fly over there.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[Will Guide 21,325]

3 hours ago, Sonic Shimmer said:

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

I'm not even sure if you could fit a 50+ story tall dragon like me. (Unless maybe you're having an outdoor party)

[TBD 17,228]

I got stuck in a toilet

[Will Guide 21,325]

I made that wrong turn at Albuquerque

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

He destroyed my house.

[Will Guide 21,325]

2 hours ago, Sonic Shimmer said:

He destroyed my house.

Don't worry every building that gets destroyed by me get insurance