humor PONY PARODY III: Buckin' Apples

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If there is one party, shindig or hootenanny I’d love to go down to, it would definitely the 100 moons old Apple Family Reunion get-together at Sweet Apple Acres. That would be one hoof-scooting party! The cider flowing like water, the various assortments of apple treats, and dancin’ dancin’ dancin’ until the sun goes down!

 

If there is anyone who knows how to throw down the good times, it is none other the Man In Black himself, Johnny Cash, along with his talented wife June Carter Cash.

Well it will be the Mane 6’s straight-talking cowpony Applejack, along with strong-as-10 stallions, but softly spoken elder brother doing the honours for us today their rendition of “JACKSON”, aptly renamed in honour of their paydirt, “Buckin’ Apples”.

Now if you are not familiar with this song, Johnny and June sing the different verses in tandem, as done here  with AJ and Big Mac.

 

 

Well, here we are at the Apple Family Reunion at Sweet Apple Acres. We have all members of the Apple Family from all corners of Equestria make the pilgrimage to Ponyville, and… with no surprise… the party is in full swing.

 

 Here we have Applejack, Big MacIntosh, Applebloom , and the unnamed musical members of the Apple Family gathered in their places on a stage built on the side of the barn. The dusk is starting to fall on Sweet Apple Acres, but the party is by  no means over!

 

 

 

 

Applejack: All right Apples! ‘Gather round y’all, because me and Big Mac have go a special treat for ya. Yer ready Big Mac?

 

Big Mac: Eeyup!

 

Applejack: Then take it away y’all!

 

The musical members of the family start playing there banjos, violins, and guitars. And Applebloom then joins in with the percussion rhythm, with horseshoes fitted on her hooves!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BUCKIN’ APPLES performed by Applejack & Big

McIntosh

 

(In the style of Jackson by Johnny Cash & June Carter Cash)

 

 

 

(BM/AJ)

We’re buckin’ apples in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout

We’ve been out bucking apples, ever since the sun came out.

 

(BM)

I’m buckin’ apples, ain’t gonna mess around

Yeah, I’m bucking apples,

Until the sun goes down… Eeyup!

 

(AJ)

Well each and every ponyfolk knows it, that apples are good for your health

And wether they’re red, green, or golden, they’re always there worth in wealth

Oh I’m bucking apples, get the sweat in my hair

Honey I’m buckin’ apples,

From a-here to a-there… Yeehaw!

 

(BM)

When I breeze into that orchard, them trees are bend and bow

(AJ)

Boy, Howdy!

(BM)

I’ll shake them apples loose from their branches, I’ll shake’em like they don’t know how

I’m bucking apples, till the rise of the moon

Yeah I’m buckin’ apples, won’t be back so soon.

 

(AJ)

Well after I’m done buckin’ all them apples, I’ll be dancin’ on a Pony Keg

Oh, pass that cider around, lets have an Apple Hoedown

Oh stomp your hooves, and a-kick yo’ legs

Yeh, I been buckin’ apples, and they adorn my flank

Yeh, been buckin’ apples, got Ma and Pa to thank

 

(BM/AJ)

Well now, We’re buckin’ apples in a fever, given them trees a clout

We been forever buckin’ apples, ever since we we’re sprouts

We’re buckin’ apples, a brother, sister pact

Yeah we’re bucking apples

(BM)

Big Mac

(AJ)

And Applejack

(BM/AJ Simultaneously)

Eeyup!/Yeehaw!

 

 

 

 

 

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Edited November 18, 2015 by HumanLoveNF

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Great, I never thought anyone would make Big Mac sing.