What job/career would you have in Equestria?

[Splashee 28,537]

I just got a job... as a hostler, groom or stableman... in Equestria Wish me good luck!

[Toastypk 920]

I fear I would be in a Zephyr Breeze sort of indeterminate state.

[Tom Gallagher 33,521]

Anything so long as I'm there! Maybe I can be Rarity or Pinkie's assistants?  How about all six of them? 

Edited October 22, 2020 by TomDaBombMLP

[HedonismBot 217]

On 10/20/2020 at 4:46 PM, Splashee® said:

I don't think Equestria does that kind of jobs

Well, they don't call it the "world's oldest profession" for nothing.

Though it does raise the question of whether human anatomy would be up to the task of performing that *ahem* service well enough that ponies would be inclined to pay for it.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

4 minutes ago, HedonismBot said:

Well, they don't call it the "world's oldest profession" for nothing.

Though it does raise the question of whether human anatomy would be up to the task of performing that *ahem* service well enough that ponies would be inclined to pay for it.

well some would be better than others

[Fluttershyfan94 5,737]

Well I would use the opportunity to establish some kind of investment banking then make deals with the local businesses and get them on the market. So I would bring stock trading to Equestria also I would use the money that I'd earn doing so to invest in other businesses and start my own career as an entrepreneur the market would be ripe for opportunities I would say. So like in real life I'd be a businessman, an investor and an entrepreneur so life would be nice in Equestria career wise.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

13 minutes ago, Fluttershyfan94 said:

Well I would use the opportunity to establish some kind of investment banking then make deals with the local businesses and get them on the market. So I would bring stock trading to Equestria also I would use the money that I'd earn doing so to invest in other businesses and start my own career as an entrepreneur the market would be ripe for opportunities I would say. So like in real life I'd be a businessman, an investor and an entrepreneur so life would be nice in Equestria career wise.

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

I’d probably become a weather pony like most other pegasi  (assuming I turn into my OC)

[MysticWolficorn 76]

Rarity's assistant or a Therapist.

[Dreambiscuit 8,022]

I'd be a Dream Therapist; assisting ponies with nightmares, interpreting dreams or helping to shape their dreams in general. It's kind of a niche thingy.

[TheRockARooster 47,241]

9 minutes ago, Cistbiscuit said:

I'd be a Dream Therapist; assisting ponies with nightmares, interpreting dreams or helping to shape their dreams in general. It's kind of a niche thingy.

You are a dream. 

[Astralshy 23,459]

Weather Manager of course :> Was there any doubt?

[dead account 2,703]

I want to become Coco's or Rarity's apprentice and learn how to make lingerie for the ponies to wear.

[Skylight Scintillate 1,849]

Well if that happened to me I wouldn't know what I would do because my strengths are in high tech. I would probably do some random odd jobs that I could find.

[AppleButt 8,669]

I enjoy meteorology, and take storm spotting classes on the occasion so weather pony definitely would be a perfect fit for me.  

[Reality Check 627]

I'd imagine I'd help out Rarity with designing new clothes

That or I'd just go to the EQG universe and find a job there

[DivineMist1000 71,098]

Royal hair dresser for Celestia and Luna!