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Hey! I've been asked that again and again-I'll set it straight. I am NOT a lesbian!

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Heya there! It's your favorite pony, back in action! YOu've missed me while I was gone, right? Funny story to that Ninja Derpy incident, but that't too long to put here. Ehh...either that or I'm just

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Soarin'? Aww, c'mon, don't get my hopes up! I'll never get in good with the Wonderbolts!     I gues it's natural for me, you know. Having spent all the time in the air. Besides, it's a lot easier

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Rainbowdash,

How's things in Ponyville?

 

Pretty swell so far. Haven't had anything major going on this week, so I'm just cruisin'.

 

 

 

Rainbow Dash, What about Winter Wrap-Up Preparation Recommendations? What do you recommend your fans to do to be ready for Spring?

 

GET OUT THERE AND SHOVEL THE SNOW AWAY! NOW!

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Dear Rainbow Dash,

We have run into a problem with the liquid spectra, it has turn extremely toxic and we need your assistance. Now we ask you bring twilight along.

 

 Sign,

 Mhauslis

 

P.S

Exposure to the toxic spectra by cloud or liquid

 

Pain, burning, or swelling where contact is given

Shortness of breath, trouble breathing

Skin rash, itching, or hives

Slow heartbeat

Swelling in the legs, horn, wing, or hoof

Constipation

Drowsiness, dizziness, or confusion

Nausea and vomiting

Sweating

 

Due to this please wear the suit given to you.

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Rainbow Dash, What is your recommendations for a big win preparations?

 

Gotta practice, of course! No practice, no win. Super important to be on the top of your game.

 

 

 

Your obsession with Daring Do often draws in the unhealthy. Here's a question: Did you ever go to therapy (of any kind) after you, uh, first got a liking of those books?

 

Whaaa- THERAPY? You think I'm crazy!?

 

 

 

Dear Rainbow Dash,

We have run into a problem with the liquid spectra, it has turn extremely toxic and we need your assistance. Now we ask you bring twilight along.

 

 Sign,

 Mhauslis

 

P.S

Exposure to the toxic spectra by cloud or liquid

 

Pain, burning, or swelling where contact is given

Shortness of breath, trouble breathing

Skin rash, itching, or hives

Slow heartbeat

Swelling in the legs, horn, wing, or hoof

Constipation

Drowsiness, dizziness, or confusion

Nausea and vomiting

Sweating

 

Due to this please wear the suit given to you.

 

Err...I'm sorry, what?

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Rainbowdash,

How it it feel having Breezie wings?

 

Pretty dang cool! No substitute for my real wings, but...it's a nice change.

 

 

 

What about preparations for any birthday party or graduation party?

 

Err....yeah....I'll get right on that.

 

*looks confused*

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After loosing Brian how do you feel?

 

Brian- Your Human Father, Caretaker, Guardian, etc.

 

Err...sorry, I don't think I remember that sorta thing.

 

 

 

What are your recommendations for Easter Preparations?

 

Stock up on Easter Eggs, duh. And make sure they got candy in 'em, otherwise there's no reason for me to find them!

 

 

 

Your big return is in a week from this post. 

 

How do you feel?

 

Super excited!  :wub: 

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What is the best way to prepare for a good season?

 

Heh, probably with popcorn?

 

 

 

Dashie! I have a crush on you!

 

If you were given a choice to either kiss another mare you knew or kiss a stranger stallion, which would you choose?

 

...euch. What kind of a question is that? They'd have to catch me first!

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Rainbow Dash, do you want to explain how the hero of the Premiere Double Diamond got his fellow Villagers and your and your friends along with his the Cutie Marks back from Starlight?

 

Yeah, sure, whaddya wanna - 

 

*is blocked from speaking by a Hasbro censor*

 

 

 

Your adorable I would like a hug.

 

Fiiine.  >_> 

 

*gives you a big comfy hug*

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You are bursting with power to the point where you are considered hazardous and everyone that stands near you will go into an coma status for 11 hours. I need you to come with me to "cleanse" this spectra off you and no you will still have your rainbow color and you will be able to function normal.

 

You seem to have the speed, but you seem to lack control and no I don't mean you are terrible at WonderBolt Academy courses we mean you just need a bit more agility. We want you to fly through a tall tree filled forest without touching the plant life there. You may not fly above below or crash through all the trees to get to the other side point is you need a faster dodging speed for Reasons involving you in combat. Do not repeat the mistake you did with the Manticore.

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Big Mac or Shining Armor?

 

Huh? For what?

 

 

 

So Rainbow Dash, What can you do to calm a Brony like me down when being upset because he learned his team/driver or he lost?

 

Go race 'em yourself and beat 'em? :P

 

 

 

You are bursting with power to the point where you are considered hazardous and everyone that stands near you will go into an coma status for 11 hours. I need you to come with me to "cleanse" this spectra off you and no you will still have your rainbow color and you will be able to function normal.

 

You seem to have the speed, but you seem to lack control and no I don't mean you are terrible at WonderBolt Academy courses we mean you just need a bit more agility. We want you to fly through a tall tree filled forest without touching the plant life there. You may not fly above below or crash through all the trees to get to the other side point is you need a faster dodging speed for Reasons involving you in combat. Do not repeat the mistake you did with the Manticore.

 

Err, sorry, but what? You're not coming anywhere near me, okay!

 

 

 

Rainbowdash,

How are you doing?

 

Weather's turning warm, time for a race!

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