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So fortune cookies I'm sure are known for tasting delicious and and having a useless message inside. However, sometimes they have a good message that helps you. I once got a fortune cookie that said ''Speed is poor substitute for accuracy'', and as a Super Monkey Ball player, that's some good advice to me. What are some helpful fortune cookie messages that you've received?

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Hazy Skies
Hazy Skies

In my experience.. Fortune cookies taste bad.. and the quotes are useless and lame.. Which is why i never buy any xD

Daring_Do
Daring_Do

Don't they give them to you for free at Chinese restaurants?

Dreambiscuit
Dreambiscuit

They're good for a smile or to enjoy teasing others about their fortunes. It's just light, harmless entertainment that adds a little twist to the usual after dinner treat. I once played the lotto numb

ShadOBabe

ShadOBabe

Don't they give them to you for free at Chinese restaurants?

 

I was JUST about to say this. XD

 

But yeah, I've actually had some REALLY helpful, uplifting fortunes before.

I just wish I could remember them off the top of my head...

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"Pass the bill to the person to your left"

 

Not that I would've payed for the bill anyways, it was just convenient that my dad just happened to be the only person to my left at that moment.

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Lots of fortune cookies should really be named "advice cookies", don't you think? I don't have one very often, but they tend to be things like "Try something new".

 

I got the "Try something new" one once, and the next time I got a fortune cookie I tried something new and didn't eat it.

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I was JUST about to say this. XD

 

But yeah, I've actually had some REALLY helpful, uplifting fortunes before.

I just wish I could remember them off the top of my head...

What was the restaurant called where you got those cookies, if you remember?

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Lil Pip

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Don't believe in anything fortune cookies say personally, their just random bits of paper put there by people as part of a commercial product 

 

:lie:

Randomized advice is still a novel thing and isn't worthless just because its industrialized in a way.

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EverEverOn

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One time I was at a Chinese restaurant with my mom and twin sister, and I ended up getting a fortune that we couldn't understand for the longest time.

 

"A difference, to be a difference, must make a difference."

 

I understand it now, but it has never applied to me.

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TeeSix

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I've never actually had a fortune cookie, and I've never seen someone else get one, and from what I know no-one in my family has ever gotten one. I have little idea what's actually on the paper beyond various quotes, and I have no idea at all what they actually taste like.

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TBD

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I like fortune cookies and reading it massage since sometime it matches what I feel or going through, coincidentally.  Although the weirdest massage I ever gotten was this 

"Killing time is every murderer’s opportunity." 

Only time will tell I guess :bedeyes:

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Dreambiscuit

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They're good for a smile or to enjoy teasing others about their fortunes. It's just light, harmless entertainment that adds a little twist to the usual after dinner treat. I once played the lotto numbers on the back of a fortune but didn't win, so i guess it 'helped' me lighten my purse of an extra dollar or two.

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