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I don't say my words out loud, but I would say ''Ow, holy s***'' or ''Ah, son of a b****''. Out loud, I just cringe and inhale. What do you say/do when you're in extreme pain?

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Context: I usually swear in Norwegian and German, only cursing in English when something is so sudden and intense that my brain can not process anything else.   Instant, stinging pain: Sch**sse or f

Bullets, Arrows, Boiling water. I feel no pain.   Bang my toe on something however and I will curse anything and everything into the grave XD

When i'm dealing with extreme pain, I: Swear Scream Cringe Cry

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It depends on how you define "extremely hurt"

 

beat up: f**k you (to the person I am addressing)

Stepped on something sharp: For f**ks sake!

needles down my back (had a spinal tap in 2013) This is freaking me the hell out!!!

Hurt just because: F**K!!!!!

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Context: I usually swear in Norwegian and German, only cursing in English when something is so sudden and intense that my brain can not process anything else.

 

Instant, stinging pain: Sch**sse or f**te

Persistent pain, or the fully developed pain that follows the initial sing: J**vla f**n/J**vla f**te, f**k mich, blutig sch**sse

Spilled coffee: A very loud and heartfelt F bomb in English.

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Bullets, Arrows, Boiling water. I feel no pain.

 

Bang my toe on something however and I will curse anything and everything into the grave XD

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Whenever I'm in unexpected pain, I usually start to spout out one certain phrase... I'm not entirely sure why I always start say it, but it's mildly profane.

 

 

 

and that phrase is "Son of a tainted whore!"

 

 

 

It's nice, it's long, but not too long. It has syllables that you can emphasize such as the S, the T, and the WH with a good vowel near the end to extend the O (as well as the R if need be) as long as you need it to (not to mention, it flows off the tongue like a poem [especially the little bounce that the word "tainted" gives to the phrase from between its two syllables], which is probably why I use it). And on top of it all, it's rather descriptive, making you unable to keep yourself from painting an image in your mind of the phrase that has been uttered through gritted teeth and/or screaming lungs.

 

 

... That being said, though, I usually stop myself at "Son of a taint-" because I do not like swearing very much ^^" Even if none of it is technically a swear word, it's definitely not something I'd want to say in front of my grandma... But if you ever hear me say the full phrase, you KNOW it hurt!

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Usually something along the lines of AHHH! God dammit!/GAAAH!/Bloody Hell!

 

My father actually says HI-YA! like he's doing a karate chop or something. It's hilarious.

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I either tell a swear in English (if it hurts crazy bad, or if I'm not around my parents), or in French (when I'm around parents). I swear in French because other than me, my family doesn't speak it, so I can get away with yelling "putain merde !". It's a beautiful thing.

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I once was in more Pain because of a middle ear infection ( or whatever its called in english  :lol:  ) and the only things i did was saying : " Auuuu.. " and i was crying.

 

Then i had bad stomach pain and couldnt really move, so i just asked : " Why? Why me? What did i do? "

 

Or if i get a headache, i simply say : " Oh god, not now ! Why? What is wrong this time? What did i do to deserve this?

 

Like seriously, im always talking, like i was talking to god or something, almost always asking god why and say that im sorry for whatever i did to deserve the pain.

Sometimes it helps.  :wacko:

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when i bang my toe on something i just bite on my own teeth and breath heavy, but when it really hurts i start cursing in dutch or english. i mostly repead k*t k*t k*t k*t or f*ck f*ck f*ck really fast until it stops hurting.

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Whatever profanity that comes to mind at the moment. It usually involves (no one in particular's) mother and a certain controversial profession.

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Mild pain or surprise, usually I use "holy shit" to express myself. For major pain, I say nothing. The pained expression in my face says all that needs to be said.

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