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Rayne Mercury

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Foreword: This is a dumb parody. I started writing this for no reason one day and may or may not continue it. Points for every reference you can point out and identify! Be warned, some of them are subtle or inside jokes. Others even I may not know what the reference is. Finally, none of this is meant to be offensive.

 

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Once upon a time, there was a land called Eckstra. Eckstra was ruled by the two Princesses, Celsius and Loni. Princess Celsius raised the sun in the morning and any other time she wanted, while Princess Loni held the moon up sometimes. But one day, Princess Loni became jealous of Princess Celsius. Many ponies raised their hooves in praise when the sun rose, and then said "Well, what is it?" and fell asleep when Loni showed them the moon. Princess Loni tried to bring eternal darkness to the land of Eckstra, but Princess Celsius banished her to the moon with the power of the Elements of Flarmony. Princess Loni became known as Nightflare Doom, and it is written: only after 1000 years can she return to Eckstra. 
 
Twite Sperk gasped as she read the last passage in the story. "Spoke!" She cried.
 
"Wat," came the reply. 
 
"Nightflare Doom is coming back!"
 
"K," said Spoke. 
 
"Take a letter, Spoke. Dear Princess Celsius, Did you know that Nightflare Doom is coming back? Love, Twite Sperk."
 
Spoke wrote the letter and then breathed fire on it. It burned up. Soon enough he burped out the Princess's reply. He read it aloud. "Dear Pesky Plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom!"
 
"What!?" Twite Sperk exclaimed. "That can't be right!" 
 
"P.S.," Spoke continued. "Nightflare Doom got nothin' on me. Quit reading and go make sure the party in Onpyville is ready."
 
Twite Sperk sighed and headed for the choo-choo station. 
 
"Choo-choo!" called the choo-choo. Soon enough the choo-choo arrived in Onpyville. 
 
"Where's the party?" asked Spoke. 
 
"PARTY!?" Cried a pink onpy. She suddenly gasped and ran away when she spotted Twite Sperk. 
 
"We'd better go find the food cooker. I be hongry," stated Twite Sperk. Spoke agreed. 
 
They came upon Sweaty Apple Farms where a massive gathering of onpies was occurring. 
 
"What's going on here?" Demanded Twite Sperk. 
 
"Welcome to Applefest 2010!" Called an orange onpy with a heavy southern accent. 
 
"Are you Uppelack?" Asked Twite Sperk. 
 
The orange pony nodded her head violently, flinging her yellow mane all over the place and launching her hat at Spoke. "Uh huh! That's me!"
 
Spoke tossed the hat back at the onpy and it landed perfectly on her head. "And you make food?" He asked. 
 
"Uh huh!"
 
Suddenly, a little yellow onpy showed up at Twite Sperk's feet. "Please try my food," she begged. 
 
"Fine," Twite Sperk sighed and all the onpies gathered around cheered. Twite Sperk ate all the apple pies, apple fwittoes, and Apple iPhones until she couldn't eat anymore. "Kthxbye," She burped as she ran away from the farm. 
 
Soon Twite and Spoke came across a flock of birds performing onstage. Twite snuck up behind the director and said "yo!" 
 
The director, a yellow onpy with pink hair covering her face, yelped and hid her face. 
 
"Who are you?" Twite Sperk asked. 
 
"I'm Floo..." The pegasus onpy replied quietly. 
 
"Wat," said Twite Sperk. 
 
"Floosh..." The pegasus onpy stuck her face in the dirt at her hooves. 
 
Spoke poked her leg. "You alive?" 
 
Suddenly, the yellow onpy pulled her head out and smiled. "Dragon! Whassup?"
 
"Nothin', gurl. You teaching these birds how to make music?"
 
"Yeah, I'm Flooshie. Hey Spoke, what's your name again? Never mind. See ya!"
 
Twite Sperk walked away confused. "How did she know your name?" 
 
"Don't worry about it. Look, a unicorn!"
 
To be continued...? 
Edited by RayneMercury
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You could continue this. Maybe make som changes to the storyline to make it more interesting instead of keeping the original storyline with just some changes to names and dialogue. Overall I like the idea of a humorous and a bit weird parody.

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