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In my opinion FlashShimer.

  1.  Sunset admitted that she never really cared about him and just used him to become popular.
  2.  When it comes to the ponies, they do not even know each other.
  3.  I do not think they fit each other, even if they both are wearing leather jackets and can play guitar.

 

Second worst is FlashLight. ._.

Here is my top 10:

http://ayanokorohama.tumblr.com/post/138527099817/warning-bad-english-i-was-bored-i-10

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Anything with Flash, as he was solely created to be a love interest automatically makes him an unworthy character. 

 

Most hetero ships too, as there aren't many stallions and half of those aren't flashed out all that well. 

 

Anypony x Discord, as he does not seem like the romantic type at all, and him trying to be so sounds out of character. 

 

Self inserts. Whether it's anon or some created avatar for the author, I can't relate to it.  

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Pretty much all the ones associated with those "next generation" crappy oc things. 
Which entails to: TwiXFlash, PinkieXPin, AJXCaramel, FlutterXBigMac, RarityXSpike...DashXSoarin is passable, since it isn't a big stretch.

Pinkie and Cheese is bad as well...on second though any ship with Pinkie is bad, because I really don't see her as someone who would live with just one relationship.

Also, DiscordXFluttershy and DiscordXCelestia are horrid.

Crossover ships are pure trash, as are OCXCanon.

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All ships. Because they don't make sense to me :P (Lol sorry if I offended in some way). Unless they were meant to be in the series... ("Canon" although there's a vid that proves everything is canon)

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Pretty much all the ones associated with those "next generation" crappy oc things. 

Which entails to: TwiXFlash, PinkieXPin, AJXCaramel, FlutterXBigMac, RarityXSpike...DashXSoarin is passable, since it isn't a big stretch.

Pinkie and Cheese is bad as well...on second though any ship with Pinkie is bad, because I really don't see her as someone who would live with just one relationship.

Also, DiscordXFluttershy and DiscordXCelestia are horrid.

Crossover ships are pure trash, as are OCXCanon.

I agree with most of this, except for Discord x Celestia because I like that one. :3

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Worst ship has to be Appledash. It's repulsive! They would never, EVER work out. Ever. Seriously. Ever. It's hard enough seeing Applejack being with anybody, let ALONE Rainbow Dash. It's just.. so bad..

I also really dislike Dislestia, but I mean, at least it has some elements that would make it somewhat possible, unlike AppleDash which is a complete trainwreck.

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Worst ship has to be Appledash. It's repulsive! They would never, EVER work out. Ever. Seriously. Ever. It's hard enough seeing Applejack being with anybody, let ALONE Rainbow Dash. It's just.. so bad..

 

I also really dislike Dislestia, but I mean, at least it has some elements that would make it somewhat possible, unlike AppleDash which is a complete trainwreck.

Okay, I get your opinion and this isn't me being a blind shipper, for I don't ship it, why do you think it's a train wreck?

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Worst probably being OC and Canon (though Fluffle Puff and Chrysalis turned out to be an exception to this), and second worst probably being Crossover and Canon (there seem to exist a notable amount of MLP and Sonic shipping most notably between Dash and Sonic).

 

Also, I call pedophilia for child Spike with Rarity.

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MarbleMac hands down.

Outside of the two possibly being related, Big Macintosh and Marble Pie literally haven't even said one full sentence to one another, or have any meaningful interaction besides awkwardly standing next to eachother and blushing.

At least Twilight and Flash Sentry were able to have conversations with eachother and shown to care what the other thinks about them to an extent, even if their wasn't a lot to their "romance" there was still more to it than the noninteractions we got in Hearthbreakers.

Also Marble is described as being a shyer version of Fluttershy, so basically the ship can be considered diet Fluttermac.

 

 

Outside of that I would go with Mane 6 x Background Ponies.

Because for all intents and purposes characters props in the background used to fill out crowd scenes, like Comet Tail and Pokey Pierce have the personality of Tom the rock but without any sort of narrative purpose.

So basically they aren't even getting shipped with actual characters, at least OC's are designed to have some sort of personality unlike background ponies.

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For me, I'd say the worst ship is Starlight x Sunburst.

 

They clearly don't get along well now, and their encounter within the S6 premiere was awkward at best.

 

Plus, Sunburst kinda looks like a bad OC, and he pretty much ditched her when she was younger and never stayed in contact with her. 

Whenever I see a Starlight x Sunburst pic, a small part of me dies.

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Dislestia, Fluttermac, Flutterdash, Appledash...

 

also Rarispike, TwiArmor, AppleMac, Bloomjack, MacBloom, Raribelle, etc. spring into mind. Those are just... no.

 

edit: and also starlight/spike which is a thing now

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Okay, I get your opinion and this isn't me being a blind shipper, for I don't ship it, why do you think it's a train wreck?

I don't mind explaining my reasoning! Well, for one, they are both extremely hard headed and competitive. If they fought, it'd be a disaster. ESPECIALLY if they thought they were both right. Neither of them back down, for pride or for honesty. 

They do not have enough in common to spend enough time together. Granted, they could compete in things together, given that they're both athletic, but that alone isn't enough to keep a couple together. The only time I can see them working is as friends. I'm sure there are reasons to ship it, but this is my thinking and why I think it'd be doomed.  

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To all us shippers, what ship makes you cringe? In my opinion, Rainbow Dash x Soarin', just looking at it gives me shivers, I can't stand it. I can't ship Flashlight either.

Is it cuase it a straght ship..do bronies have this stigma against straight shps?

 

mane 6 shipping ugh NO just no...and Spike with Rarity infintiy NO!!

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Is it cuase it a straght ship..do bronies have this stigma against straight shps?

 

mane 6 shipping ugh NO just no...and Spike with Rarity infintiy NO!!

 

I don't know what I hate about it, I just think it's super unapealing 

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MarbleMac, it literally only exists because they blush every time they're next to each other(funny enough, it's the exact same reason everyone rips on FlashLight) while the only words they exchange are the same two words over an over. It's like an even shitter version of FlutterMac, which is a really impressive feat

 

As for other ships that suck: FlashLight, FlutterMac, SoarinJack, DumbellDash(seriously he was a huge dick to her, why do people ship this?), any crossover ship(ESPECIALLY FUCKING SPIDERTWI AND SONDASH), BluebloodxRarity, RariJack, Any mane 6 pair with a background character(i.e, AJxCaramel, PinkiexPokey Pierce) and FlutterCord

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There's so much hate for the FlashLight shipping. It's crazy

 

That's because Flash Sentry is a shitty character to force Twilight to be involved with. He's an outdated cliche, and has nothing for character outside it.

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I don't normally ship other characters, but one ship in particular I really don't like is DumbellDash. Like really, Dumbell has been a complete dick to Rainbow Dash since childhood, but people see this as him acting all tsundere and is wanting be in a relationship with her. If anything, I think Dash would never like to be in a relationship with somebody who not only has bullied her in her childhood, but also has a personality that's somewhat the opposite of hers.

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MarbleMac, it literally only exists because they blush every time they're next to each other(funny enough, it's the exact same reason everyone rips on FlashLight) while the only words they exchange are the same two words over an over. It's like an even shitter version of FlutterMac, which is a really impressive feat

 

As for other ships that suck: FlashLight, FlutterMac, SoarinJack, DumbellDash(seriously he was a huge dick to her, why do people ship this?), any crossover ship(ESPECIALLY FUCKING SPIDERTWI AND SONDASH), BluebloodxRarity, RariJack, Any mane 6 pair with a background character(i.e, AJxCaramel, PinkiexPokey Pierce) and FlutterCord

To be fair, lots of other ships only exist because the characters were either standing next to each other or happened to be on the screen at the same time within a few meters of each other.

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