private The school for Criminals

[reader8363 1,281]

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Shadow got up from his desk and stared out the window as trucks were coming to the school, He heard a knock and said without bothering to  turn to the door, 

"Come in."

 

Nightmare walked in and said, 

"Sir, we have new criminals coming today, do you want me to get the other working on making the hall clean?"

 

Shadow turned to Nightmare Moon and said, 

"That will be fine."

He turned back to the window admired the landscape outside. 

Edited April 7, 2016 by reader8363

[Missklang 1,052]

The van's driver was tapping nervously on the steering wheel. This paper check was the third he endured just to enter this damn establishment. Finally, the wait was over and the heavy metallic gates slowly opened with an awful "SCREEE" noise that melted ears of those nearby. A dozen of guards was already waiting for it. As soon as the van stopped in the yard, they surrounded the back of it and opened the van doors. As the van's windows were tanned, there was no light inside. The two bright red serpent eyes were the only thing they could see. One guard backed down mumbling something about demon creatures like that should burn in Tartarus and not be handed to simple ponies to handle. Four guards entered cautiously the van and made the one inside go outside. Missklang grinned, revealing his two pairs of vampire-like teeth and seeing the guard mare who looked at them with disbelief, playfully snapped his teeth loudly and looked directly at her. She instantly made a step back and hissed "Freak" through her teeth. Guards immediately seized him and put a muzzle on him.

Hey! I'm not an animal! You guys can't stand a simple joke? Isn't this a bit overkill? I mean I already have to wear this straitjacket... I do like it though hehehe.... It's not like I'm gonna bite you... Well, at least if you are polite to me.

Keep quiet, monster. Right now you will follow us to the director. He has expressed a will to see you in person. You have to be honored of such high regards from his part.

Aren't you scared I will bite him? That would be funny.

Missklang smiled.

You do that and I will throw you out of the window head first. Now move!

As you wish. But I expect a bit more respect. Or I will come to you in your dreams and show you what NIGHTMARE is...hehehe

[reader8363 1,281]

@@Missklang, 

Nightmare heard the commotion and walked out, the guard that weren't handling the prisoner, stood at attention as she passed. She walked up to the prisoner and said, 

"Missklang, If you will follow me to join the other Students, we will begin."

 

Shadow watched the commotion from his office above the yard and said, 

"That one might be a handful. Better get some guard that are silent."

[Missklang 1,052]

@@Missklang, 

Nightmare heard the commotion and walked out, the guard that weren't handling the prisoner, stood at attention as she passed. She walked up to the prisoner and said, 

"Missklang, If you will follow me to join the other Students, we will begin."

 

Shadow watched the commotion from his office above the yard and said, 

"That one might be a handful. Better get some guard that are silent."

Missklang bowed down to the ground as he saw Nightmare Moon herself approach. A red spark flamed inside his eyes.

Of course, your majesty. Your word is my command. I will do as you wish.

He stood up and walked towards her.

I shall follow you. You lead the way. It will sure be a fun time staying here...

[crispy fries 432]

@@reader8363, @@Missklang,

 

Redwood was waiting for Nightmare Moon and the new prisoner just inside. She had heard that this new one might be a handful, and she wanted to meet him herself. Redwood was sure that she could handle him, but first she wanted to get an idea of what she was dealing with.

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@@Missklang, 

Nightmare was surprised by the formality of a prison, but didn't show it. She chuckled a little and said, 

"It's no picnic here. The principal is strict"

@@crispy fries, 

Nightmare walked up, stopped and said, 

"Redwood, nice of you to meet us and perfect timing, I need to get some paperwork. Could you take here to the main area with the other new prisoners."

[Missklang 1,052]

@@reader8363, @@Missklang,

 

Redwood was waiting for Nightmare Moon and the new prisoner just inside. She had heard that this new one might be a handful, and she wanted to meet him herself. Redwood was sure that she could handle him, but first she wanted to get an idea of what she was dealing with.

Missklang looked at the approaching guard and smiled. 

Hello! My name is Missklang. Dengeser Missklang. You got a dangerous job you know? Well, I'm sure you know it. Don't worry, I'm no danger to you. You see? I have a muzzle around my face to keep my mouth shut and a straightjacket as well because those strong adult ponies are apparently scared of the frail and tiny me and my big red eyes... I like you! You look like a person that just might have an hourglass... I hope I'm allowed to keep hourglasses here. Am I? Well, her majesty want's me to follow you. I will do as she asks. Don't think it's, in any case, a proof you have even a tiny bit of authority on me. 

[crispy fries 432]

Missklang looked at the approaching guard and smiled. 

Hello! My name is Missklang. Dengeser Missklang. You got a dangerous job you know? Well, I'm sure you know it. Don't worry, I'm no danger to you. You see? I have a muzzle around my face to keep my mouth shut and a straightjacket as well because those strong adult ponies are apparently scared of the frail and tiny me and my big red eyes... I like you! You look like a person that just might have an hourglass... I hope I'm allowed to keep hourglasses here. Am I? Well, her majesty want's me to follow you. I will do as she asks. Don't think it's, in any case, a proof you have even a tiny bit of authority on me. 

(I see what you did there)

 

"First off, shut yer mouth. Y'all will be addressin' me as ma'am, and y'all will only speak to me when ah speak to y'all. If y'all ain't gonna be actin' on yer best behavior... well, ah can guarantee it ain't exactly gonna be advantageous fer yer general health."

[Missklang 1,052]

(I see what you did there)

 

"First off, shut yer mouth. Y'all will be addressin' me as ma'am, and y'all will only speak to me when ah speak to y'all. If y'all ain't gonna be actin' on yer best behavior... well, ah can guarantee it ain't exactly gonna be advantageous fer yer general health."

I won't "mum" you. You are not my mum. I can speak as much as I want. Equestria is a free country with a freedom of speach, where anypony can say anything they want. Is it like that that you want me to respect you? By pure verbal intimidation and physical violence? And I was thinking ponies were a civilized race. As far as I know I didn't say anything wrong or mean. So your aggressivity is unjustified. Are years of working here made you just like the prisoners that are detained here? What a shame. But I guess all the brutes that must come here every day, and that only understand the language of violence, you took the habit to welcome them like that. But I won't follow this cute doggy hierarchy of yours. But as I'm a civilized individual, I won't question your authority in front of others. After all, I don't want your reputation being questioned. You don't care about me, I don't care about you. As long as we don't bother each other this should be just fine. Now where are we going?

Edited April 7, 2016 by Missklang

[crispy fries 432]

@@Missklang,

 

Redwood snorted and said, "Ah see yer game, but y'all ain't gonna get to me. Although, it would be best fer both of us if y'all stayed in line. Now, yer goin' to processin', and then ah'm gonna throw you in with th' rest of th' new prisoners."

 

She began to walk, expecting Missklang to follow.

[Missklang 1,052]

@@crispy fries

I can't transgress a direct order from Nightmare Moon. I shall do as you say and follow you.

Missklang tried to follow Redwood but the fact that his straightjacket was bonding his front hooves together, it was rather difficult, as walking on the rear legs was not part of his usual movements. Naturally, he tripped and fell down.

What a nasty little thing.

His eyes glowed red and his horn hued in a very faint light, almost unnoticeable comparing to normal magic user horn glowing. He made a swift movement with his front hooves. A small "cling" sound occurred as the little lock that was supposed to keep the long sleeves attached to the back as well as the multitude of straps  just snapped as if they were made of paper. Missklang happily trotted towards Redwood, dragging the extremely long sleeves behind him.

Now that's a bit better. At least, I can walk properly. I should be able to follow you now, miss Redwood.

[crispy fries 432]

@@Missklang,

 

Redwood swore when she saw the broken straightjacket and pinned Missklang to the ground.

 

"Code 12, ah got a code 12!" she shouted.

 

Two other guards rushed over, one cuffing Missklang's front hooves with special cuffs that were enchanted to be magic proof, and the other acting as backup in case he escaped from Redwood's grip.

[reader8363 1,281]

@@crispy fries,@@Missklang, 

Shadow walked out of his office, looking at his papers that were in his claws, He heard a guard yelling. He stacked the papers, tucked them under his arm, and walked over. He said once he was in front of them,

"Hello Redwood, Missklang, what seems to be the problem?

[Missklang 1,052]

@@crispy fries

Missklang didn't moved a muscle and were just laying down staring at Redwood

Wow, how rude of you. And thinking I started to think that you all may be somewhat decent individuals. I guess I overestimated you... But it's all right. I will continue to play along. I hoe you do realise that I could have escaped from the van while I had the opportunity, or... I dunno.... snap your ligaments just as easily as I snapped that lock. Instead I waisted the little magic I had left to make it easier to follow your orders...

He started laughing maniacally

Congrats. You just have proven to yourself that you are not totally useless. Those years of training weren't a waste. Such a perfect execution of a basic emergency scenario. I hope you are so proud of yourself. You showed to Nightmare Moon that you are capable of dealing with a "dangerous individual" properly. What now? Are you getting a promotion? A medal? A pat on the head? I'm just waisting my time here. I hope it's worth it...

He regained a serious expression and continued in a ice cold tone

Now please, do get off me. We don't know each other well enough for such close face-to-face encounters...

Edited April 7, 2016 by Missklang

[crispy fries 432]

@@reader8363, @@Missklang,

 

"Th' new prisoner used magic to break outta his restraints," Redwood said, still holding Missklang to the ground. "Ah'm dealin' with it now."

 

After the other guard had secured the enchanted cuffs, Redwood got off of Missklang and pulled him up.

 

"Ah'd recommend we put a magic dampener on him," Redwood said to Shadow. "Hell, he should already have one."

Edited April 7, 2016 by crispy fries

[reader8363 1,281]

@@crispy fries,@@Missklang,

Shadow nodded and said to one of the guards that followed him,

"Go get one from the supply room."

The guard  nodded, but didn't say anything, then ran off. When he got back, he handed it to Shadow. without saying a word. He walked over to Missklang and placed it on him. He said as he started to walk to the main area, 

"I see that you're new here, Missklang. Redwood, why don't you two join me, I was head there as well.

[Missklang 1,052]

@@reader8363,

Oh no! My weak pony magic is blocked! Whatever should I do? How will I levitate my toothbrush? How I will open doors! I feel like an earth pony now! The horror! the horror!

He dramatically rolled his eyes.

Greetings to you too good sir. To the main room we go then... 

Edited April 7, 2016 by Missklang

[reader8363 1,281]

@@Missklang,

Shadow chuckled and was about to say something, but was tapped on the shoulder. He turned around, the guard was standing there.

 

The guard didn't  say anything, just show a bottle made of dragon scales to Shadow.

 

Shadow grabbed the bottle and said as he unscrewed the lid, 

"Thanks, was wonder if I brought it with me our not. Missklang, I'd advise you to be a little respectful of creatures with more power than ya."

He took a few gulps and handed it back to the guard

[Missklang 1,052]

@@reader8363

Pfff hahaha... You? More powerful? You are a funny pony you know. I bend to the rules of your little society just because it amuses me. It's just a game for me. A game I've been playing for decades. I willingly put limitations on myself. To keep it fair. You will win in a fight no doubt. And I will even let the weakest of the guards overpower me. But don't underestimate me... But after all, it's not like I'm going to resist you... Hmm... I will have to outlive you all then. Not that hard. What is the normal pony lifespan again? That got me thinking. Life sentence in here is like "until I die" thing or just 1000 years of detention just called "life sentence" because no one can survive that long? Just curious... And do you have chocolate? What is served as the food here? Ow! I want to see my cell! Is it big? Do I have a bed? Can I have a kitty? A mini-Discord statue? I wonder how many guards is there in this place... I wonder if there is a library... 

He started rumbling stuff and seemingly lost contact with the world, but continue following...

Edited April 7, 2016 by Missklang

[reader8363 1,281]

@@Missklang,

Shadow stopped, then grabbed the prisoner's neck and said, 

"I'm the warden here, I can place you in solitary where no sound go in or comes out. You are my prisoner."

 

Nightmare was walking back when she saw what was happening. She ran over and said, 

"Sir, if this gets out, this place will be ruined."

 

Shadow sighed and said as he dropped Missklang back on the ground, 

"Hope you remember who has more authority, I can get ya out for best behavior, or make your stay miserable It's your choice."

[Missklang 1,052]

@@reader8363

Gee. Are all of you so rude and violent? A solitary? Away from noisy ponies? That sounds great!

He paused for a moment.

Wait a second... Did I just heard Nightmare Moon herself calling you "sir"?... Wow... 

His face was still wearing the absent blank expression so it was unclear what he meant by that, and was it an exclamation of respect or disbelief.

I'm tired of all this buzz. Why am I escorted by so many important figures? You know what, whatever. Just let's get this over with so I could plan my extremely clever escape plans that I will never use because I'm too lazy... 

[crispy fries 432]

@@Missklang,

 

"Get movin'!" Redwood ordered, prodding Missklang in the back of his neck with her baton. "Ah want y'all out of mah sight as soon as possible."

 

She began walking Missklang to his cell along with two other guards. Redwood was itching for Missklang to break the rules somehow so she could have a reason to use a bit of real force on him.

[Missklang 1,052]

@@crispy fries

Missklang followed silently Redwood. Lurking with his eyes left and right. He didn't even react on the baton hit received earlier. The cell's door opened and he docilely walked inside. Once inside, he walked in a circle for a few minutes, checking every corner of it, contemplating the windowless walls and other fun decor features. Gave a few stares to the bed in the corner and sat in the middle of the room, facing directly the camera that was located right in the corner. As he sat down, he stopped moving and just stared into the camera without blinking.

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@@Missklang,@@crispy fries,

Shadow walked up to Missklang's cell and said as he flipped through some papers, 

"I'll have the silent guard watching over Missklang, so she won't get the satisfaction of see ponies get frustrated at him, while we get the camera fixed. Missklang, try to be on your best behavior, we wouldn't want an accident."

At the word accident, Shadow's metal wings twitched. He turned to Nightmare and said,

"Nightmare, is there any appointments with news reporters or any nosy ponies?"

 

Nightmare looked over the papers and said,

"Not for a few weeks sir."

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Hooligan awoke in a small, white padded cell. Outside stood two well armoured guards. Hooligan walked to the door with a huge grin on his face. "Hey are you handsome stallions still out there?" he asked.

"Quiet prisoner." replied one of the guards.

Hooligan jumped over to the wall and looked at several tally marks made by his horn. "Can I come out now. It's been like a week already." Hooligan walked back to the door, "I promise to be a good boy," he said with a wink that the guards couldn't see.

"I said be quiet!" shouted one of the guards.

"You be quiet." whispered the other guard, "we don't want Nightmare down here asking what the noise is about."

Hooligan grinned, "MANGOLIMECARROTCIMICHSNFADUCKFACENIGHTMAREISSTUPID!" he began shouting at the top of his lungs.

One of the guards turned to the door, "shut up! do you want Nightmare down here?"

Hooligan grinned again, "maybe I do." he whispered to himself. He then went back to shouting.