private The school for Criminals

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer,

 

"Well, ah didn't get mahself all dolled up to sit around and braid each other's manes, now did ah?" said Redwood, returning the playful tone. "Now c'mon, it's yer first night of bein' free and ah'm all yours." This had so far turned out to be a great day, and Redwood was sure it would be a great night as well.

[reader8363 1,279]

@@Missklang,

Shadow was about to open the front door when he heard the crash. He sighed, and headed to the noise. When he got there, he saw Missklang sitting there. He walked up and said, 
"What are you doing with the armor, you do know that they are worth more than your head on a spear."

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries

 

Hooligan smiled widely as he went back to kissing Red passionately. As his tongue explored her mouth he slowly ran his hoof through her hair. Hooligan was loving this. He was going all out tonight. A perfect end to a perfect day. He reached the light switch and turned it off.

[Missklang 1,047]

@@reader8363

Ow, Shadow. I thought you were long gone for a grocery shopping...

 

Missklang was still levitating the pieces together until the armour was completed and positioned it back on its former place.

 

I doubt a spear would do me anything, though. I had my spear impalement quota for today, thank you very much. Just ask Nightmare, she can tell. 

 

He smiled.

 

Are you saying that pony lives have a value that can be overpriced by some expensive junk? That's quite materialistic... A piece of metal is a piece of metal. Nothing more. I have no concern in its price. Its historical value can, of course, be debated. If it's originality is proven, though...

 

He looked at Shadow.

 

So, how's things? I've heard there was some fuss around some prisoners trying to denounce some guard just a few hours before...

Edited May 6, 2016 by Missklang

[reader8363 1,279]

@@Missklang,

Shadow sighed and said, 

I'm heading out tomorrow morning, and when did you get speared?"

He dropped the bag at his feet to free his claws, 

"I'm saying that the suits of armor are priceless, It went fine, I already punished Kurren$y for it. Anything you want since you have so much energy and ya don't want a relic."

[Missklang 1,047]

@@reader8363

We went exploring, she dropped me into a dark hole. There was a spear on the bottom. There was a nice round hole in my chest after that. That's the short of it.

 

He thought  for a second.

 

Not really, no. I'm not in desperate need of anything. Well, perhaps some thin leather and a wig and fake tail. Need to make a fake body for the skeleton and it won't be happy if made from old table naps and other tissues... If it's not too much of a bother, of course.

[reader8363 1,279]

@@Missklang, 

Shadow smiled and laughed, then he shook his head and said as he grabbed a piece of paper out of a portal, 

"That must have hurt, I'll see what i can do. I have to get this money out before anyone gets ideas."

He headed to the front door, still smiling cause of the story

[TerminalObsession 250]

@@reader8363,

 

A figure crept quietly toward a guard. Even under the guard's mask, the figure could tell she was a unicorn mare. Perfect.

 

The cloaked figure's hooves made no sound as she crept toward her unsuspecting target. The mask cut off the guard's peripheral vision, making it all the easier.

 

Certainly, the guard had never expected to be tackled by a figure cloaked in rags. The pony jammed one hoof into the guard's mouth and the guard felt a sharp point against her throat.

 

"Move, and I'll kill you," the cloaked pony said in a mare's voice. "Call for help, and I'll also kill you."

[Missklang 1,047]

@@Amorphous

Missklang started walking back to his cell. While doing it he started humming a song he heard from somewhere before. He made a few turns on the stairs, taking the long route. On the passage, he passed by a guard, struggling with a cloaked figure of a unicorn. He yawned and waved his hoof while passing by, giving little care for what was happening.

 

Hi there. Don't mind me. Keep having fun.

Edited May 6, 2016 by Missklang

[crispy fries 432]

@@Dapper Charmer

Redwood got up and turned on the lights, then said, "Ah gotta drop th' list of things ah need off at Shadow's office. Be back in a jiffy." With that, she put on her mane tie and bandana, and left.

@@Missklang,

As Redwood was walking, she passed by Missklang and realized that she still had her lipstick on.

Edited May 6, 2016 by crispy fries

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@crispy fries,

 

Hooligan smiled as he watched Redwood leave her room. Their room Hooligan corrected himself. His smiled widened he couldn't believe how happy he was. Even when he was stealing on a constant rate he wasn't this happy. He lay on his back with his hoofs behind his head. He should've given up crime years ago.

[SugarfootWillie 383]

@@crispy fries, @@Spellvamp,

 

Kurren$y awoke from his nap with the sour remnants of his most recent interactions with Hooligan, Mudflat, and Shadow. They all finna get it. Not getting my hands dirty this time either. Carefully stepping out of bed Kurren$y tested the limits of his broken leg and determined he was fine. Looking around his cell Kurren$y could see his antics have left his room looking like a natural disaster barreled through. Should probably clean first. . .

 

With that thought Kurren$y headed to the janitor's closet where he gathered a handful of cleaning products.

Edited May 6, 2016 by SugarfootWillie

[reader8363 1,279]

@@Amorphous, 

Shadow placed the money into the cart outside, and hidden it in shadows, then he walked back to his office to grabbed the lists. As he was walking back, he saw a guard held down by a pony. He sighed and said as he walked up, 
"I suggest you release the guard before you get hurt."

[TerminalObsession 250]

@@reader8363, 

 

The mare stepped slowly off of the guard. Then she ran with a thumping sound, like a pony walking on pillows. She went around a bend and disappeared from sight.

 

When Shadow rounded the corner, the figure was gone. He couldn't see so much as the end of a tail.

[reader8363 1,279]

Shadow shrugged and headed back toward the guard. He helped the guard up and headed to his office to see if anyone has a list and to get the rest of them

 

Nightmare finished up the round and decided to head to bed, having one scare was enough for today, and that didn't count the story Shadow told her. 

[SugarfootWillie 383]

@@reader8363, @@crispy fries, 

 

Back in his cell Kurren$y provided the illusion of cleaning, and to some degree was legitimately cleaning; however, underneath this facade was the fabrication of explosives. Since he needed to disassemble the vacuum's battery, he used the vacuum for it's intended purpose, then broke open the battery. He removed it's contents and stored the rest of the battery for a later project. Next, he poured half of cleaner A into the toilet and a cleaner B-salt solution into the sink. Finished cleaning the sink, Kurren$y mixed the cleaner A, B, and salt into two different containers.

 

Kurren$y then began cleaning his cell floor and walls with ammonia and water. After he was done with this, Kurren$y removed the containers from the toilet, added ammonia, and put them back in the toilet in preparation for tomorrow.

Edited May 6, 2016 by SugarfootWillie

[Missklang 1,047]

@@crispy fries

Missklang almost walked past Redwood, when he realised she was there. He turned to her, still a bit sleepy.

 

Oh, hello miss Redwood. 

 

He yawned.

 

Sorry... My, my. You look beautiful. What's the occasion? Well, anyway, I hope you didn't get much in trouble for the tape recording and all. I heard Shadow had already punished the prisoners that pulled it off.

Edited May 6, 2016 by Missklang

[crispy fries 432]

@@Missklang,

 

Redwood quickly wiped off her lipstick and sighed, "Fer shit's sake, how does everypony keep findin' out? Well, ah guess it don't really matter now."

 

If Missklang knew about that, did he know that she was pregnant? At this point, Redwood couldn't be sure who knew and who didn't.

[Missklang 1,047]

@@crispy fries

Missklang looked at the face Redwood was making.

 

Heh, I was informed by none the other than the ones who did it themselves. I went to ask Nightmare for assistance, but it looked like Shadow took care of everything all ready...

 

He looked at her more carefully.

 

My, my Redwood, congratulations. 

 

He yawned.

 

You think it's a good idea to stay in the prison in such vulnerable state? Well, it's up to you I guess.

 

He stretched his hooves.

 

Now, there will be two more ponies in Equestria. Have the names already?

[crispy fries 432]

@@Missklang,

 

Redwood whipped around when she heard what Missklang said.

 

"Hold on, two?" she asked.

 

Redwood wondered how Missklang found out. But since Hooligan was a guard now, she likely wouldn't get any trouble, so perhaps it didn't matter who knew. Still, she would have preferred to keep it quiet.

[Missklang 1,047]

@@crispy fries

Well, unless I see in double, I clearly see two alien auras adjacent to yours. Well, unless you've eaten alive something and it is still inside of course.

 

He giggled.

 

Well, I presume it's some sort on national secret no? Would be dangerous to tell about it out loud at each corner. After all, we don't want you to be taken hostage or something. I don't know about Shadow, but I think Nightmare would sense it too. She is a skilled mage too after all...

[crispy fries 432]

@@Missklang,

 

"Since ah can't hide from magic, ah guess there ain't no point in denyin' it. This still ain't none of yer business though," said Redwood. "But, if y'all got any sense of decency whatsoever, any sorta conscience at all, don't  y'all dare meddle with anythin' that's got to do with mah children."

[Missklang 1,047]

@@crispy fries

Missklang shook his head.

 

Still thinking of me like of some heartless monster heh? Well, too bad for me then.

 

He looked at her.

 

Or is it those... maternal instincts of yours or whatever it is. To protect and stuff?

 

He yawned.

 

But you are right. It's none of my business. Why do I even care? You all are gonna die eventually anyway. It's only a matter of time...

 

He turned around in order to start to go. 

[reader8363 1,279]

Shadow gathered up his lists and took inventory, then he went to his bedroom for some rest. He grabbed his bed, placed it against the wall, covered himself with his wings and laid down on the floor

 

Nightmare walked through the halls, and ended up at her room, she opened the door and dropped onto her bed, without bothering to shut the door, 

[Missklang 1,047]

@@reader8363

Missklang was walking through the halls. The strange dizziness didn't helped as it made him loose the space orientation and he was effectively lost. Out of boredom, he started pulling random doors in order to find somepony to help him and out of pure curiosity. Most of the doors were locked. One time, he found a closet with some brooms in it, but nothing of interest. The head turning was getting worse. He decided to try one more door. He pushed it, and to his surprise it opened and he fell on the floor. His vision was a bit blurry from the fall but he sensed the presence of Nightmare Moon.

 

H.....h....hello... 

 

He tried to stand up but fell again as the world was still turning around. The dizziness was nailing him to the floor.

 

I..I might need a bit of help.

 

He said, not knowing where Nightmare was. Still, he hoped he was heard. On that, he passed out.

 

P.S.: The reason to the passing out is that the spear on which he was impaled had a deadly poison applied to it. However, instead of dying, his body was able to contain it and partially neutralise it. But as it used all of his magic, and of the minor blood loss, he couldn't get all of it out, that's why the dizziness. So, he won't die from that, but the poison present in his blood is making him sick and took his strength.