Celestia orders you to smack your favorite pony. What do you do?

[Tao 6,719]

Well if she was  "Real" and had no choice in review of the words" you must smack" in the words and just get a pillow or feather and smack said pony over the cheeks lightly not a nuff to really hurt the pony.  So both I follow  the order and also save pony from worse hitting and we both leave!

[Holy Sword Excalibur 87]

Since I just want an excuse to smack the smug off of Rainbow Dash, I'll gladly oblige.

[Victoria Sponge 1,014]

I could never hit Fluttershy, I'd rather take the hit myself.

[Crystal Star 37]

I'd ask to know why. Also check for green magic on celestias horn.

[Widdershins 9,955]

Then it's an "imposter" she wants you to smack. Interpret that how you will. 

 

Hmmm...So what your saying then...

Is that there's these two powerful, fully-grown twin mares. One bound and one asking you to spank her.

...What? I'm just sitting here, waggling my ears suggestively is all. Interpretation as what interpretation will! There's a fanfic in here somewhere!

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

What the serious-fuck is wrong with the Celestia in this scenario?

[Widdershins 9,955]

What the serious-fuck is wrong with the Celestia in this scenario?

Puuurely hypo-thety-cal! Have with which what your mind takes it, Boopy! From what fanfics this fandom has churned out, you could work some serious intrigue with this as the climax of the drama! There's always a story, I always say!...Least, I'm saying that now!

[Solid 1,326]

-Patiently waits for someone who's favorite pony is Princess Celestia to respond-

 

Edit: Damn didn't read the whole thing haha

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

F off, Sunbutt. 

Rather you turn me into a toad than hit Rarity (or Twilight...or Pinkie).

[Lillim 45]

Damn celst have you been reading fan fic's~? but i mean why not? I'm a weakling there wouldn't be a mark..sorry flim/flam/sombra *smack*

[Scootaloo9074090 500]

On 2016-06-28 at 10:47 AM, Jeric said:

I do not hit women, children, or the elderly. Under no circumstances will I violate that personal rule. Celestia would have to banish or kill me.

I would just free/untied rainbow dash and attack princess celestia and her royal guard, if i feel she is overstepping her boundarie, she would have to banish or kill me

(Flashback of rainbow dash crying))

 I would never hit women, children, or the elderly. Under no circumstances.  

I would feel remorse if i did hit rainbow dash. but I am not a heartless monster, I would say bring in Discord at least her have standard

Edited December 27, 2021 by Scootaloo9074090

[Fluttershyfan94 5,738]

To begin with you should always question authority, secondly when said authority asks of you to commit an act of violence you really should rise up against it whether that involves becoming a martyr or not. You either live free or die trying, so you know like everyone should do I would retaliate the order.

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

I’d fake slap Fluttershy so Celestia would be fooled then Fluttershy and I could run to safety.

[Props Valroa 26,027]

I smack Celestia for saying that! Under the guise that she is my favorite pony.

[Cwanky 17,455]

Sorry I don’t simp for anyone, Celestia included.

Besides, that would be a poor demonstration of friendship, now wouldn’t it? 

[Evil Pink One 12,964]

I smack her..........

[Old Accnt. 3,147]

First of all I want to know what they did I'm not gonna smack someone without knowing what the crime is

and I couldn't hurt fluttershy

so I would tell celestia that she can go f*ck herself no I would tell her That I hope her dreams come true and then she dies the next day

[Tom Gallagher 33,521]

I shall respectfully turn down this request. 

[EpicEnergy 22,072]

I'd refuse her order. If there's a punishment, so be it, because I'm not going to do something that is against my view of morality.

[Skylight Scintillate 1,850]

I would be like "But why though?" I wouldn't do it until I found out why, and even then, I would probably still refuse to do it. If her explanation made sense, then I would say "Ok, your explanation for why this pony is in trouble makes sense, but why me? Why do I have to get involved in this? What exactly are you trying to accomplish?" and if her explanation didn't, I would say "Are you ok, Celestia? You seem a bit... off." But then again, she probably just teleported me from somewhere really far away to do this, so she probably isn't ok either way...

Edited January 3, 2022 by Ocean Wavedream

[Jackleberry 1,920]

I smack a b-

First of all, wat.

Second of all, nah, I'm gonna need a better reason than "or else", and even then I don't think I could bring myself to do it if I wanted to.

[Megas 27,062]

I’ll take my chances and smack Celestia instead 

[Winter Storm 206]

Celestia ordering me to smack her sister would be kinda weird.