Badly describe the last movie you watched

[Dan. 1,825]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

If you do drugs make sure to wear golf shoes.

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

Darkest Hour

 

Winston Churchill argues with everyone to fight the Nazi's. But nobody can understand him until about 80 minutes in. 

[Dan. 1,825]

Kill Bill both of volumes.

Get a restraining order against psycho blondes.

[kinda deleted 224]

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

*Spoiler*

about a guy who abandoned himself in an island. A girl fought a dude with long hair. Another guy with a girl goes to a city and gets sent to jail. The dude fights a guy which isn’t real. The guy disappeared peacefully. Fin

Edited December 29, 2017 by FuriousBlaze3000

[Dan. 1,825]

Django Unchained.

Slavery is wrong, don't do it.

[Duality 10,738]

Doctor Strange.

Fractals + wut = magic.

[Dan. 1,825]

Transformers.

Alien's turn into cars.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Tropic Thunder 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Dan. 1,825]

@Mysterious it was that bad?

Reservoir Dogs.

Let's tell a story backwards.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Just now, Ph0enix said:

@Mysterious it was that bad?

No, I actually quite liked it. The premise just seemed a bit similar to Tropic Thunder. It doesn't help that both movies starred Jack Black.

[Cherry-Pie 176]

Bright,

Will smith is a cop. Him and a pig man and the lady from 5th element use a Harry Potter wand to fight santas elves who are struggling to revive the dark vader.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

 The 5th Element

 An alien tries to save a cop by singing whistle tones.

[honk friend 1,972]

"Experience this quirky new black comedy, it's a riot!"

I'll give you a hint, it's on the cover box.

[TBD 17,228]

"Bight"

two policemen and one elf girl(tikka), on a foot chase and trying to get the wand away from the enemy. Evil elf lady got a hold on tikka and will smith got a hold on the wand. Will want all "expecto patronum" on the evil elf and the good guy wins. The end. 

[Guest]

Unfriended.

Paranormal Activity but with a lot of reading.

[Pieburner 1,680]

Una aventura llamada Menudo

IDK, that movie was fucking weird.

 

[PiratePony 8,473]

buncha drunk milfs get cray cray and drunk and tell their bratty kids to f' off.

"Bad Moms"

[Megas 27,063]

Spoiler

Star Wars The Last Jedi

an old man milks an alien animal's nipple and drinks the milk fresh

 

Edited December 30, 2017 by Kiryu-Chan

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

kiki's delivery service
child labour : the movie

[Lights Action 476]

Chicken Run
A farmers wife's' mid-life crisis + Mel-Gibson rooster + hens= Great Escape; Chicken AU

 

[TBD 17,228]

A person who can't be either an angel or a demon... Angel and Demon.

 

[Lord Midnight Madness 1,542]

Thor

God who controls the lightning 

[Heart Star 181]

The main character wants to be a police officer, but the other officers are racist, and the only way she can not have the sucky job is to team up with a con-man and crack a crazy conspiracy involving Breaking Bad stuff...

 

Zootopia! You know, for kids!

On 10/9/2016 at 8:20 AM, Wolves said:

Guardians Of The Galaxy

Space avengers try to sell a stone, but then find out that it's actually pretty dangerous and the magic of friendship ensues.

As a fan of the Guardians, I can confirm this as true.

Edited July 1, 2018 by Heart Star
Forgot a certain thing

[Dan. 1,825]

Charles Bronson kills people..nobody cares.

Death Wish

[Tao 6,724]

Bad guys that have the feelings at times.

 

 

suicide squad