Badly describe the last movie you watched

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Humans refuse to stop trying something that didn’t work the first four times, die horribly as a result. Jeff Goldblum shakes his head in disapproval.

(Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom)

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

a boy tries to bring back a tyrant to make his world less boring
(the dissapearance of Haruhi Suzumiya)

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Beetlejuice

Michael Keaton before he became Batman.

[Hierok 11,829]

Two children walk through a land to throw a ring in a fire, while getting help from losers who have trouble fighting mud... 

Lotr.

[Sunlight Glisten 368]

El dorado

To broke guys get really rich then end up broke again, all while ruining an entire civilizations way of life. 

And there was a horse. 

[DonMaguz 1,023]

A prep school boy spends thanksgivings day with an old suicidal man.

(Scent of a woman)

Edited August 3, 2018 by DonMaguz

[Wannabrony 11,638]

This dude named who likes rock climbing, skydiving, and motorcycle riding is going around the world just to get these metal ball things.  He also ran around cities and almost killed himself doing so, I think.

Spoiler

Mission: Impossible – Fallout  

 

[Sunny Fox 5,929]

An inventor's widow uses architectural feng shui to perform exorcisms.

(Winchester) 

[RDDash 18,866]

Pacific Rim 2: not sure if I can make it boring.

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So there was a war between robots and aliens, but there is no more war because robots have won. There was this black guy and a teenager, but they are not that important to the story. However there was this Asian boss who tries to build remote control robots, but everyone was like hey no those machines are trying to take over our jobs. Remote control robots go whole Skynet thing and then destroy Asian boss factory, but actually there was this guy  who got his brains brainwashed and he was a mole the whole time. Aliens comeback and wreck staff. Robots comeback and wreck aliens as well as wreck staff. The end.

 

Edited August 3, 2018 by R.D.Dash

[Lights Action 476]

A VERY British movie about a VERY British Man and his mute, but bi-pedal and physically expressive dog.
( Wallace & Gromit; Curse of the Were-Rabbit)

[TBD 17,228]

Man ranting in Japanese, Dogs got sent to an island. Boy ranting in Japanese, Dog lover vs cat lover. Dogs wins. Dogs always win.

[Lights Action 476]

Huh. Jim Carrey CAN do good dramatic performances; Induced amnesia.
 

[Prospekt 10,984]

A murderer occasionally thinks he's his own mother.

[Prometheus 3,038]

Jason Statham gives up a life of alcoholism to fly kick a giant shark.

Spoiler

The Meg

Spoiler

Really liked the film tbh, don't understand the negative reviews it's getting. 

 

 

[Mesme Rize 15,681]

The Ritual (Netflix Original movie)

idiot brits go through viking forest to just get killed by evil bigfoot witch.

[Cwanky 17,455]

2 idiot immature kids beat up their dad and then convince him to come back to the family .

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

The Meg

A bunch of people didn't watch Shark Week.

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

the fate of the world lies in the shoulders of a hobbit and his friends, they have to cross the land carrying the precious and make it dissapear to defeat the evil archon (Willow)

[Tropical Melody 5,099]

Hillbillies complaining about being poor and hungry, and Gene Tierney doesn't say a lot.

Tobacco Road (1941).

 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Halloween (2007)

Everyone's an asshole, except for the antagonist of the film.

[Venomous 18,813]

Dumb & Dumber

Two idiots do idiotic things

[TBD 17,228]

When you realize that the adult life sucks and you need a talking plush bear to save you from going mad. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

A homicidal maniac returns to his hometown to increase his kill count.

[Mirage 24,135]

A kind and generous black and white clown stalks a couple of drunk girls and invites them to the underworld with hacksaws, knives and a pistol.

[Guest]

About some crazy psychopath that stabs people with kitchen knives. For some reason a creepy piano plays whenever he is lurking about... his favorite holiday must be Halloween or something