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Equinology - EQG Parody of Anthropology - Lyrics


Pixel Dusk

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A bit of time ago, someone wrote the song 'Anthropology' about how Lyra Heartstrings wants to be human. This got me thinking... If Pony Lyra wants to be human, wouldn't EQG Lyra want to be a pony?
I don't think this has been done before (sorry if it has.)
I didn't sing or animate it as I'm not too good at animating and My voice sounds nothing like Lyras (as i'm a guy :P)
Please Comment what you think as this is my 1st MLP and 1st EQG Parody.
Say if you want more!!! (if i can think of anything...)

Equinology

 
Little Ponies fasinate me, being just the way they are!
Tell me my friend can you even, teleport or fly real far?
Pegasi and Unicorns and Earth Ponies are Awesomer
It's a mystery, equinology
 
Hooves and tails and muzzles too, you make a rainbow with their manes
Would it be too much to vist ponyville again and again?
Everybody tells my it's a cartoon or mythology
It's a mystery, equinology!
 
Aren't you board of shaving your face, arms and legs every day?
Wouldn't it be great if we just, had to comb and style your mane?
 
Ponies don't have as much technology. They don't need it; they don't care!
What they've got is wings and magic, power of friendship everywhere!
Fillies, Colts, Mare, Stalions, all have cutiemarks to share
It's so real to me, equinology!
 
Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy Rainbowdash and Rarity
Applejack and Pinkiepie, who's to say that they're not real?
Maby ponies like us too and wish they could come here to see?
It's so real to me, equinology!
 
Yeah, they've had a couple of fight,
Nobody's perfect you see,
Still I say I'm born with the rights
to study whatever i please!
 
I don't need to monkey around now, I can walk on four legs!
I would trade my human life to live amoung my pony friends!
Grab your camera, this aint phoney!
'Cause your favourite girls a pony,
ME!
 
This is who I'll be!
Equinology! shh

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Hello @Pixel Dusk!

I'ma go ahead and move this to Written Fan Works where it should fit a little nicer. :fluttershy: Have a great day!

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