What are going to be the rules of your household?

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9 minutes ago, Lucky Bolt said:

I don’t have kids, so I don’t know what rules to put in place for that right now. I’ll get to that when I get there. 

As for other rules though (for roommates, SO, basically anyone who lives with me) household rules will go something like this:

1. Clean up after yourself.
2. No nasty habits (burping all over the place, farting, etc)
3. I don’t wanna see your freakin dirty clothes in the floor
4. Take your shoes off before coming in the house.
5. No smoking and/or vaping allowed. Do that outside please.
6. If we live under the same roof, you can contribute to chores like dishes, etc.
7. We won’t bring up politics unless you have the same or similar political views as mine. 
    
8. Don’t be a jacka$$ 

very reasonable rules