would you rather have a butt for a face or a face for a butt?

[Zyrael 1,471]

The age-old question that must be settled. The results will decide which is the better. 

[Lil Pip 775]

A butt for a face because I would have to sit on my face all through school and that'd really not be good. Also I can headbutt people without hurting myself.

[cider float 2,535]

Wait. So if I had a face for a butt then do I have two faces? And if I had a butt for a face where's my face, under the butt?

[Zyrael 1,471]

Wait. So if I had a face for a butt then do I have two faces? And if I had a butt for a face where's my face, under the butt?

 

you would indeed have two faces. But your waste would come out of your second face, where your butt would normally be. As for the other option, I suppose you would have two butts. But this is not set in stone, it's up for interpretation, as all great philosophical arguments are. 

[Unikitty 1,211]

Face for a butt. Wear pants, problem solved.

[Dark Horse 12,799]

Hey there @@Zyrael,

 

Due to the nature of this topic, I have moved this discussion into the Forum Lounge.

 

Thanks!

[cider float 2,535]

I suppose if I had a butt face I would still have a butt on the hindquarters and my face is buried in that butt face somewhere I suppose I'll go with that. I think I'll go with that. I mean if your face was at the butt location when you try and sit it would be very painful plus I don't think you'll ever be ever to sit anymore without having any butt muscles or the padding if you had a face for a butt meaning no more sitting for you ever.

[Lil Pip 775]

Face for a butt. Wear pants, problem solved.

You would get the world record for face-sitting in school.

[Zyrael 1,471]

Hey there @@Zyrael,

 

Due to the nature of this topic, I have moved this discussion into the Forum Lounge.

 

Thanks!

 

at least vote

[Unikitty 1,211]

You would get the world record for face-sitting in school.

I'm already out of school so it's no bother. 

[Lil Pip 775]

I'm already out of school so it's no bother. 

Ah ok. I am out of school too, I just imagined it'd be a birth defect and not a horrible frankenstein tier experiment.

[Dark Horse 12,799]

 

 

at least vote

 

I exercise my right to vote neither in this scenario.

[Widdershins 9,955]

Also I can headbutt people without hurting myself.

  Well, teeechnically, that'd be Buttheading. On account of your butt, being your head, doing the butting to the head with which you applied the butt thereon. Really, must keep these topics as precise and serious as we can manage. Professionalism is key to speechifying upon Butts.                Butts.

 

   Now, it comes down to: If my face was butt where butt was butt, then would the processes thereby involved duly reverse themselves, eh what? If my facebutt serves as its original butt-ery whereas my buttface serves its usual facery, then the problem clearly resolves itself! One simply needs to learn how to live in reverse! Walk on hands, sit upside-down, a done deal that my good chaps!

 

  I simply must inquire your means to procure such a situation, because elsewhile this is but a petty diversion indeed! I think I may have turned British for this comment.

 

   *swirly gestures*  Face........Off.  Face.               ...Oooooff.

[Lil Pip 775]

  Well, teeechnically, that'd be Buttheading. On account of your butt, being your head, doing the butting to the head with which you applied the butt thereon. Really, must keep these topics as precise and serious as we can manage. Professionalism is key to speechifying upon Butts.                Butts.

 

   Now, it comes down to: If my face was butt where butt was butt, then would the processes thereby involved duly reverse themselves, eh what? If my facebutt serves as its original butt-ery whereas my buttface serves its usual facery, then the problem clearly resolves itself! One simply needs to learn how to live in reverse! Walk on hands, sit upside-down, a done deal that my good chaps!

 

  I simply must inquire your means to procure such a situation, because elsewhile this is but a petty diversion indeed! I think I may have turned British for this comment.

 

   *swirly gestures*  Face........Off.  Face.               ...Oooooff.

Teeeeechnically it'd be buttfacing.

[CheeryFox 23,811]

Butt for a face. I'm sure that's the right choice. 

[Celtore 2,769]

I remember this scenario from a book I read as a kid: zombie butts from Uranus. The butts wanted to switch places with people's faces. (Not joking, I think it was a trilogy.)

 

I'd prefer to have a butt for a face because that second face will not be having a good life. You'd be sitting on it and expunging waste through it, I mean holy crap that would suck! Plus it brings back rather disturbing memories of the book in question for people who did get... Swapped...

Edited December 18, 2016 by Celtore

[Scrubbed user 3,415]

In the immortal words of Duke Nukem...

 

 

I think I would take the one that's a South Park reference,

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

A butt for a face because I would have to sit on my face all through school and that'd really not be good. Also I can headbutt people without hurting myself.

 

A new use of the turn of phrase, "Ass kicks you"