Mom! My cutie-mark is a_____!

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

2 minutes ago, Superplay64 said:

That's not Princess Twilight, that's your Aunt Lavender Frosting.

 

Mom!  My cutie mark is Three-Dimensional!

Better make you be a math teacher!

 

Mom! my cutie mark is me giving twily CPR... I think

[TS Lightner 269]

Yeah that's CPR alright, but I think you failed to notice that she's lying in a coffin.

 

Mom!  My cutie mark is a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark....

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

2 minutes ago, Superplay64 said:

Yeah that's CPR alright, but I think you failed to notice that she's lying in a coffin.

 

Mom!  My cutie mark is a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark....

Son, that's inseption... we don't talk about that here!

 

Mom, My cutie mark is me kissing Twily because she's sleeping beauty... I think

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

MOM ! Mu cutie mark is a....a....what is this...creature ???

Mom : "that's a human and oooh boy we're in trouble......"

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

22 hours ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

Son, that's inseption... we don't talk about that here!

 

Mom, My cutie mark is me kissing Twily because she's sleeping beauty... I think

I was ninjaed

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Mom ! My cutie mark is a pony skull ...

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

On 28/01/2018 at 8:49 PM, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Mom ! My cutie mark is a pony skull ...

You're just an archeologist!

 

Mom, My cutie mark is a bootleg of a bootleg inside of a bootleg system

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

14 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread said:

Mom, My cutie mark is a bootleg of a bootleg inside of a bootleg system

Son ! What the phoque is a bootleg anyway ???

MOM ! My cutie mark is a scottish pony !!??

[Will Guide 21,325]

4 minutes ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Son ! What the phoque is a bootleg anyway ???

MOM ! My cutie mark is a scottish pony !!??

Just be careful not to get turned into a bear. If you got the joke, you're a Pixar fan.

MOM! My Cutie Mark's a Changeling.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

4 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Just be careful not to get turned into a bear. If you got the joke, you're a Pixar fan.

MOM! My Cutie Mark's a Changeling.

Is it thorax, If so, I had better take you to the Changeling Empire.

 

MOM! My cutie mark is me and Twilight **insert words here**

[Guest]

MOM! My cutie mark is a potato!

[Will Guide 21,325]

3 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread said:

Is it thorax, If so, I had better take you to the Changeling Empire.

 

MOM! My cutie mark is me and Twilight **insert words here**

Please, be careful. These forums are PG-13. Might I recommend talking about that else where.

As Unicorn Will Guide: Mom! My Cutie Mark is of Changeling Will Guide's deep blue-eyes face:

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

Just now, WiiGuy2014 said:

Please, be careful. These forums are PG-13. Might I recommend talking about that else where.

As Unicorn Will Guide: Mom! My Cutie Mark is of Changeling Will Guide's deep blue-eyes face:

You're half changeling and that's you're future boyfriend!

 

Mom! My cutiemark is a hammer and sickle

[Will Guide 21,325]

1 minute ago, Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread said:

You're half changeling and that's you're future boyfriend!

 

Mom! My cutiemark is a hammer and sickle

Perfect answer!

The hammer and Sickle means you're to serve @King of Canterlot.

Mom, my CM is Mickey Mouse!

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

Just now, WiiGuy2014 said:

Perfect answer!

The hammer and Sickle means you're to serve @King of Canterlot.

Mom, my CM is Mickey Mouse!

That means you are going to be best friends with Mickey Mouse!

 

Mom, My cutiemark is me dying to save Twilight from being shot

[Nye 1,652]

Quite strange don’t you think son? Twilight died before you were conceived. (Go with it)

Mom! My cutie mark is a logo of some weird and warped thing about “human ponies” 

 

Edited February 9, 2018 by Nye

[Will Guide 21,325]

1 hour ago, Nye said:

Quite strange don’t you think son? Twilight died before you were conceived. (Go with it)

Mom! My cutie mark is a logo of some weird and warped thing about “human ponies” 

 

Get the mirror. This pony belongs in the Equestria Girls World.

Mom! My cutie mark is Majora's Mask!

[Altastrofae 933]

4 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Get the mirror. This pony belongs in the Equestria Girls World.

Mom! My cutie mark is Majora's Mask!

Thats because you are Equestria's Link

Mom, my cutie mark is two horizontal lines pointing towards eachother (one black, one white), then slightly moving to opposite sides of the other, and in the space left between is a quill. Dont ask.

[Will Guide 21,325]

34 minutes ago, CrystalBloodMoon, Scoffer of Humans said:

Thats because you are Equestria's Link

Mom, my cutie mark is two horizontal lines pointing towards eachother (one black, one white), then slightly moving to opposite sides of the other, and in the space left between is a quill. Dont ask.

You mean like this Link?

cool.

No comment on yours. Pass

[Altastrofae 933]

12 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

You mean like this Link?

cool.

No comment on yours. Pass

so mean...

Spoiler

JK, I couldn't care less

Also, I cant believe there's a bg pone that looks like Link. Though I'd be more sold on it if he had a navy green coat and had blue eyes. He'd be cute. I should draw that.

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

Mom! My cutie mark is Joseph Stalin's face?!

[Will Guide 21,325]

6 minutes ago, King of Canterlot said:

Mom! My cutie mark is Joseph Stalin's face?!

Makes me think of Animal Farm, for some reason.

Mom, My CM  is of The Little Mermaid Ariel

[Altastrofae 933]

16 minutes ago, King of Canterlot said:

Mom! My cutie mark is Joseph Stalin's face?!

That's because, like the stereotypical communist, you have a hard jaw line, just like Joseph Stalin!

Mom, my cutie mark is a piece of S***!

Dont talk like that, Im sure its fine

No, I mean its litterally a piece of S*** permanently inscribed on my flank!

 

Aww... ninja'd

Edited February 10, 2018 by CrystalBloodMoon, Scoffer of Humans

[BlueBook 169]

6 minutes ago, CrystalBloodMoon, Scoffer of Humans said:

That's because, like the stereotypical communist, you have a hard jaw line, just like Joseph Stalin!

Mom, my cutie mark is a piece of S***!

Dont talk like that, Im sure its fine

No, I mean its litterally a piece of S*** permanently inscribed on my flank!

 

Aww... ninja'd

You'd better hope you know where the shovel is at all times!

Mom, my Cutie Mark is another ponies face! 

[Nye 1,652]

46 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Makes me think of Animal Farm, for some reason.

Good book.

32 minutes ago, BlueBook said:

Mom, my Cutie Mark is another ponies face! 

I told you to stop going to those kind of parties, but you insisted.

 

Mom! My cutie mark is a droplet of water...