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Mom! My cutie-mark is a_____!

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39 minutes ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Did that really shock you ? :orly: 

not at all..not at all. why? should I be shock by this?:mustache:

That's because you are a... computer?:blink:

mom! my cutie mark is a surfboard!

 

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you crawzy! That's because you always dream of strangling this TBD guy. But can never found who he is since his identity is not yet to be determine.

Mom! my cutie mark is me stubbing @Trotteur Sauvage

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14 minutes ago, TBD, Scoffer of TBA said:

you crawzy! That's because you always dream of strangling this TBD guy. But can never found who he is since his identity is not yet to be determine.

Mom! my cutie mark is me stubbing @Trotteur Sauvage

**clearly lieing** That's nice **tries to call the emergency services quickly**

 

MOM! My cutie mark is a book? does that mean that me and Twi are destined to be together?

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(edited)

No, it means you need to study harder so you finally don't get an F in something.  Otherwise I'm sending you to military school!

 

Mom! My cutie mark is a forum game post in the wrong thread!

 

Edited by Superplay64

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That means you're destined to restore the glory of Soviet Russia

Mom! My cutie mark is a puddle of blood!

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Just now, King of Canterlot said:

Mom! My cutie mark is SOVIET RUSSIA *Soviet national anthem plays*

That's because your real dad was a communist and your real mother was Fluttershy

 

MOM! My cutie mark is litterally just Twilight blushing looking at me?

Just now, shadowwarp940 said:

That means you're destined to restore the glory of Soviet Russia

Mom! My cutie mark is a puddle of blood!

That's because to put some animals "out of their misery" you need to kill them

 

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Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread said:

That's because your real dad was a communist and your real mother was Fluttershy

 

MOM! My cutie mark is litterally just Twilight blushing looking at me?

That's because to put some animals "out of their misery" you need to kill them

 

That means you're destined to be with Twi

Mom! My cutie mark is a bloody shed! 

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1 minute ago, shadowwarp940 said:

That means you're destined to be with Twi

Mom! My cutie mark is a bloody shed! 

Better keep the knifes away from you and all other sharp objects.

 

MOM! My cutie mark is Plainrock124 being beaten by his mom and I just slowly walking away

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Oh hey, you're cutie mark's a gif.

 

Mum! Me cutie mark is cheese!

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Just now, Superplay64 said:

Oh hey, you're cutie mark's a gif.

 

Mum! Me cutie mark is cheese!

That's because you are really Queen Rebecca Jane Felgate the First, Bringer of light, love and also with a really hot sexy ass (her words, not mine)

 

MOM! My cutie mark is me bucking (the thing that ponies IRL to get their evil riders off) bullies and blood going everywhere

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I'm going to do something really quick *calls the guard to come and take you away*

Mom! My cutie mark is a slime!

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Gobo, having an ALT is against TOS! (I know you arn't Gobo, it's a joke)

 

9 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread said:

That's because you are really Queen Rebecca Jane Felgate the First, Bringer of light, love and also with a really hot sexy ass (her words, not mine)

I thought it meant I was Wallace...

 

Mom! My cutie mark is myself!

Edited by Superplay64

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On 02/03/2018 at 1:37 AM, Superplay64 said:

Mom! My cutie mark is myself!

I told you to stop being so egoist !

Mom ! My cutie mark is... you ...:confused:

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Just now, Trotteur Sauvage said:

I told you to stop being so egoist !

Mom ! My cutie mark is... you ...:confused:

That's because you're special talent is to look after your parents when we old!

 

MOM! My cutie mark is this...

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Mom! My cutie mark is a bomb that’s gonna blow up in three seconds

Mom: How could that possibly—

KABOOM!! 

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That means you like to bathe in oil

Mom! my cutie mark is a... tattoo:confused:

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Just now, TBD, Scoffer of TBA said:

That means you like to bathe in oil

Mom! my cutie mark is a... tattoo:confused:

Aren't cutiemarks kind of magical trampstamps?

 

MOM! My cutie mark is Jake Bugg

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That's because you're destined to write music in the human world.

Mum! My cutie mark is a spaceship!

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On 05/03/2018 at 7:15 PM, Mysterycat said:

Mum! My cutie mark is a spaceship!

Maybe it's time for your mother and I to talk you about how we adopted you...and where we find you.

Mom ! My cutie mark is a pony jesus ! 

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Mumma! Mumma! I just got my Cutie Mark and it's educational biology diagram on the combined Reproductive and Urinary Tracts of a Avian Bird!

attachment.php?attachmentid=35169&d=1383

Avian Fun Fact of the day: The cloaca is the opening to a bird's digestive, reproductive and urinary tracts. In other words, when your bird poops, that's the cloaca at work. Whereas mammals have separate openings for each of these systems, birds, reptiles and amphibians only have one: the Cloaca. (My sources for this fact can be found below)

Sources:
https://www.petcha.com/cloaca-bird-term-of-the-day/
https://www.thespruce.com/glossary-definition-cloaca-385197
https://www.britannica.com/science/cloaca

[ Man.... Is this whole bird thing a little obsessive? To be honest.... I think it is.... And that is how I like it! :umad: ]

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Just now, Future-Ornithologist said:

Mumma! Mumma! I just got my Cutie Mark and it's educational biology diagram on the combined Reproductive and Urinary Tracts of a Avian Bird!

attachment.php?attachmentid=35169&d=1383

Avian Fun Fact of the day: The cloaca is the opening to a bird's digestive, reproductive and urinary tracts. In other words, when your bird poops, that's the cloaca at work. Whereas mammals have separate openings for each of these systems, birds, reptiles and amphibians only have one: the Cloaca. (My sources for this fact can be found below)

Sources:
https://www.petcha.com/cloaca-bird-term-of-the-day/
https://www.thespruce.com/glossary-definition-cloaca-385197
https://www.britannica.com/science/cloaca

[ Man.... Is this whole bird thing a little obsessive? To be honest.... I think it is.... And that is how I like it! :umad: ]

STOP LOOKING AT BIRDS THERE!

 

MOM! My Cutie Mark is imaginary

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