What do you do when you run out of toilet paper?

[DubWolf 16,573]

I either get someone by yelling, use the phone, or if alone I'll use the empty roll until I can get more .

[KrazyDashie 1,846]

PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC! especially if im on the toilet... and there is none in the house in general -.-

[Unikitty 1,211]

I don't. I always check. It's one of those paranoias of mine.

[Celtore 2,769]

Sit there forever and mourn my poor life choices. Seriously though, it depends where I am. The toilet paper is always stored in the bathroom, so home that never happens. In public, I either ask the person next to me for a few squares or (when the bathroom is empty) stealthily move from one stall to another with toilet paper. A bit risky, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I also make sure to check to ensure this doesn't need to happen.

Edited December 29, 2016 by Celtore

[CheeryFox 23,811]

I'll get in the shower if I have to: lol. But there's usually baby wipes around, somewhere. 

[The Nth Doctor 652]

Paper towels work just as well

[Prospekt 10,984]

I desperately try to see if there are tissues, baby wipes, ANYTHING that I can use If all else fails and I'm at home, I will yell for somebody to bring me some toilet paper.

[GrimGrimoire 4,970]

This has never happened to me. I am paranoid about such a thing so stay stocked up at all times. And if I do "have" to use a public restroom, I check before I do anything.

 

Can't have the Browns going to the Super Bowl unprepared you know.

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I always have a spare roll on top of the toilet tank. Always.

[Darthy Hooves 106]

I wet a paper towel with water to make it soft. That happened once to me when I was low on money, which I needed to buy food. So I used paper towels for three days.

[They call me Loyalty 1,941]

I stay at home for most of the time. And service staff makes sure things stay in order.

Anyway, I clean myself using soap, rather than toilet paper. Clean and fresh.

[trademark2 485]

OK I was going to link a nutella prank here but they either have cusswords in the video title or else they have a gross picture so i wont.

 

But nutella pranks are the best! if someone else finds a good one link it :D

Edited December 29, 2016 by trademark2

[Poetic Stone 1,040]

Well I try not to cause I usually check first, but if I do I yell really loud, and hope some pony is there, lol.

[Thuja 3,658]

​This topic reminded me to get more toilet paper lol, I was on my last roll.

[NotoriousSMALL 1,984]

If there's no toilet paper, I text my dad/mom to set a roll outside of the door. (If I'm home alone I just go grab it)

If there's no more rolls, I go for paper towels

If there's no paper towels (this has only happened once), I go for regular paper. Doesn't work well.

I've never gotten further than that and I hope I never do. (Although I'll probably just hop in the shower)

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I go buy more.
<_<
Not sure why y'all do all this other crazy stuff.

Edited December 29, 2016 by The_Gobo

[Cirrus. 1,088]

I never had this issue.

I always make sure there is enough toilet paper FIRST to avoid such a calamity.

[Envy 5,996]

This has never happened to me. At least that I remember. If it ever happens I'll just use kleenex, which I always have on me due to my chronically stopped up sinuses.

 

It's rare that I use public restrooms anyway. I do not at college, which is where I am most of the time nowadays so nothing to worry about there.

[ARagY 1,152]

Check beforehand - Ta da! Or you know, get a bidet

 

I'm going to keep dodging personal responses to toilet related questions until the day I die

That's my forum meme

Edited December 30, 2016 by ARagY

[Starlighty 790]

I usally yell till someone brings me some...... if I am out out I use nampkins or paper towels. 

 

Funny story i was at petco and i didn't check if the stall had TP and when I went to grab it there was none and I really need TP then so I had to get up and go to the next stall (I was lucky no one was in there).... was embarrassing but I made it through it

[Dreambiscuit 8,021]

I always check before I go, to make sure there's enough on the roll. Call me paranoid, but I don't want to trot to the nearest depository when I'm in the middle of my business. Typically I make sure there's a supply in the cabinet under the sink at all times, so I don't have to go far if the need should arise. 

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,232]

Can't remember the last time this has ever happened to me. Like others, I try to make sure I never run out. I stock up like crazy. I am always paranoid about running out of stuff. XD

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

Well when I'm at home I check to see if there is any left before using the toilet. My family has a good 4 months worth of toilet paper, and they keep buying more so I don't think I ever have to worry about ever running out.

[silvadel 1,393]

There is always the chance that I used a couple of squares as a tissue.  Germs only last about 20 minutes on such so they are fine. 

 

Barring that use paper towels.  Put paper towels in a plastic bag.  Throw plastic bag into garbage.

[honk friend 1,966]

Shower. Easy.

I always take a shower every other day, I don't really see any reason not to just clean myself then and there.