Flirt With the User Above

[TheRockARooster 47,241]

I lost my number, can I have yours?

[Guest]

 

Looks like she’d love to give you hers!

*Nudges you over there*

Edited December 3, 2018 by Gone Airbourne

[TheRockARooster 47,241]

She looks like a bust-full. ^^

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

You should know that I'm pretty killer at being a boyfriend.

[Mirage 24,085]

I'm sure we can find a way to make this work. 

[Twilight Luna 30,917]

Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark, you still seem to shine.

Edited December 3, 2018 by Twilight Luna

[Brony Number 42 9,899]

I'm not a stalker.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Hmm, charitable, eh?  How’s about donating some alone time?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Spoiler

 

[TheRockARooster 47,241]

That’s gonna leave a love mark.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Oh, somebody's rooster will got rocked, alright.

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

You....are making my wings stiff

[TBD 17,228]

yo. 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

Sup....h

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

What's a pretty place like you doing in a nice girl like this?

Ope, wait.....

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

Hope you're ready for later....

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

YES MA'AM! You got the whipped cream?

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

1 minute ago, Cyclone1066 said:

YES MA'AM! You got the whipped cream?

Wait what 

[Sphinx-Ara 3,516]

Tell me, did it hurt?

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

WANT SOME MUFFINS?!?

[TheRockARooster 47,241]

Are you butt dialing? 

Because I swear that ass is calling me.

Edited August 12, 2019 by TheRockARooster

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

My pickup lines don’t get me no where but my pickup truck sure does. Wanna go for a ride? 

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

But it can't stop.

But those legs are a show stopper.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

I don’t usually go for guys like you, but you seem nice enough to make an exception for.

[Venomous 18,813]

The pencil that you drew you must have been just as sexy.