Bill Maher-style New Rules about the Mane Sic

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New Rule: Princess Celestia is Rainbow Dash's mother.

New Rule: Twilight Sparkle occasionally uses her pet dragon (Spike) as her personal cigarette lighter when she occasionally lights up.

New Rule: Pinkie Pie is so hyperactive because of the caffeine from all the coffee she consumes and her recreational use of stimulant drugs.

New Rule: Applejack uses chewing tobacco all the time.

New Rule: Rarity also uses "Spiky Wiky" as her personal cigarette lighter, and Rarity smokes much more often than Twilight does.

And finally New Rule: Fluttershy is in romantic love with Discord.

Edited February 1, 2017 by newmarduk