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so you think you can run ponyvile yourself? well then let see you even try!

 

the rules are simple someone if you are going to run for president you must make a statement on what you are willing to do for ponyvile! and also you must get bro hooves! the one with the most bro hovies in this forum wins!

 

 

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Vote for me. I'll be better than a president, I'll be mayor. I'm the mayor this town needs, not the one it deserves.

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I promise that no one in Ponyville shall ever be short on vegetables again! Produce would literally be falling from the sky!

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I promise free muffins for everypony!

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Vote for Doctor Whooves!

 

the origin and solution to all your alien problems.

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Hello ponyville citizens, i am Staticthor Draconus, and i will be running for election. Many may think of me as a "god modder" or a pest, and that isn't something i would want to say when trying to get such a high role in the town. But i accept my faults so i can better them. With me as your president, new forms of power will be introduced to the town, not a single filly will go without a cutey mark, and all will be protected by monstrous threats for as long as i am in the area. Even if i am not elected, i will help however i can. So i ask you, the people who can make it happen, please vote for Draco.

 

(am i happy i took debate class)

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Hello ponyville citizens, i am Staticthor Draconus, and i will be running for election. Many may think of me as a "god modder" or a pest, and that isn't something i would want to say when trying to get such a high role in the town. But i accept my faults so i can better them. With me as your president, new forms of power will be introduced to the town, not a single filly will go without a cutey mark, and all will be protected by monstrous threats for as long as i am in the area. Even if i am not elected, i will help however i can. So i ask you, the people who can make it happen, please vote for Draco.

 

(am i happy i took debate class)

 

But sir, what about the increasing economic depression?

(Let's see what ya got, Draco old boy. :) )

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economic depression, that is easily fixed, lower taxes, more money in your pocket, more food in your belly, and if stocks go down, ill supply my services to the companies so that they keep good buisness. and since i have time displacement gems, i can always finish a project, like say a house, in record time. Any questions?

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....i could pay for them.....honestly, back on my home dimension, i mined rare magic crystals, worth a fortune, so i can easily pay for most problems that arise

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absolutely, if one arises, im sure that we can have a fair court jury

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Hello, little ponies. This is your friendly god of chaos, Discord, offering his time to be the president/mayor of your little town. Now I know we've all had out share of scruffles and scares from me in the past, but rest assured, if you vote for Discord, you're voting for pleasant fun, as well as a sense of support:

-Villains attacking? What villain can defeat the god of chaos, without something like the Elements of Harmony? I'll troll those baddies right out of town <3

-Need some fun? Come attend Discordland, and have free floating pastries, drink from chocolate rain ponds and water fountains, and ride all of the nonsense rides, ALL for free <3

-Want to give your input on what should be done in the town? Feel free to step up, little ponies! I promise I won't Discord any of you into your anti-selves~ Just have a good sense of humor if you can, and give your ideas.

 

Vote for Discord, and you may find that having chaos in certain aspects of your life isn't such a bad thing after all~

Edited by ~Chaotic Discord~

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Hello, little ponies. This is your friendly god of chaos, Discord, offering his time to be the president/mayor of your little town. Now I know we've all had out share of scruffles and scares from me in the past, but rest assured, if you vote for Discord, you're voting for pleasant fun, as well as a sense of support:

-Villains attacking? What villain can defeat the god of chaos, without something like the Elements of Harmony? I'll troll those baddies right out of town <3

-Need some fun? Come attend Discordland, and have free floating pastries, drink from chocolate rain ponds and water fountains, and ride all of the nonsense rides, ALL for free <3

-Want to give your input on what should be done in the town? Feel free to step up, little ponies! I promise I won't Discord any of you into your anti-selves~ Just have a good sense of humor if you can, and give your ideas.

 

Vote for Discord, and you may find that having chaos in certain aspects of your life isn't such a bad thing after all~

 

Where do I sign?

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Hello, little ponies. This is your friendly god of chaos, Discord, offering his time to be the president/mayor of your little town. Now I know we've all had out share of scruffles and scares from me in the past, but rest assured, if you vote for Discord, you're voting for pleasant fun, as well as a sense of support:

-Villains attacking? What villain can defeat the god of chaos, without something like the Elements of Harmony? I'll troll those baddies right out of town <3

-Need some fun? Come attend Discordland, and have free floating pastries, drink from chocolate rain ponds and water fountains, and ride all of the nonsense rides, ALL for free <3

-Want to give your input on what should be done in the town? Feel free to step up, little ponies! I promise I won't Discord any of you into your anti-selves~ Just have a good sense of humor if you can, and give your ideas.

 

Vote for Discord, and you may find that having chaos in certain aspects of your life isn't such a bad thing after all~

 

but how would you help the economy

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Where do I sign?

 

Could always brohoof my post, as it is what the insane starter of our thread has asked~

 

SD: Simple. Lower taxes considerably, because I can make things pop out of thin air, I don't need tons of money in order to run a town~ Discordland will also be open to those outside Ponyville as well, and if you are not a resident of Ponyville, there is a small, generous fee for an all-day pass at Discordland.

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Once again, vote for the Doctor.

 

Because I've been to the future and already know that I won.

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DOESNT SOUND LIKE ITS VERY POLICALY STABLE THOUGH!!

oops sorry , left my canterlot voice on

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I only entered the elections for the lulz.

 

I live forever and can go wherever nd whenever I want, why lose time in politics?

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Alright it seems we have our contestants.

 

 

 

​ Alright then! time for the questions (and you have to respond to this)

 

 

What is your thoughts on gay marriage?

 

 

What do you think we should teach children?

 

And finally...if you can donate money what group or company would you give it to and how much?

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Hello ponyville citizens, i am Staticthor Draconus, and i will be running for election. Many may think of me as a "god modder" or a pest, and that isn't something i would want to say when trying to get such a high role in the town. But i accept my faults so i can better them. With me as your president, new forms of power will be introduced to the town, not a single filly will go without a cutey mark, and all will be protected by monstrous threats for as long as i am in the area. Even if i am not elected, i will help however i can. So i ask you, the people who can make it happen, please vote for Draco.

 

(am i happy i took debate class)

 

Why would you trust this guy? He doesn't even know how to spell cutie mark for heaven's sake! Vote for me. You get vegetables.

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Vote for Pinkazoid and SHIT will happen

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Oh crap, looks like Discord is winning this election.

 

In today's forecast: Chocolate rain! Duck, everypony!

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Gay Marriage is a thing and that thing is neutral to my face thing

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