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I ordered a Pinkie Pie plushie sometime last year this is how it was pictured uNgdgrws.jpgnot the best looking but pretty decent for a cheaper one.

When it arrived this is what I got 35oCRUhb.jpg... Good lord where do I even begin with this one there is no thread that looks like a mouth anywhere like in the picture above,the eyes are completely positioned wrong, the snout is to short,the legs are to close together and it cant even stand by itself. Just look at it comared to this Rainbow Dash one its horriblePzhZuUo.jpg 

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Let me tell you a tale... a tale of plushies who were NOT as they were advertised... fillies and gentlecolts, I give you Randi's Freak Show!

First up... my eBay-purchased Rarity, who came with a little something extra...

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... WINGS.  FAT wings, at that.

 

Next, I introduce to you... The Alicorn Saint of Mistakes:  DERPLESTIA!

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Granted, that looks bad enough, but then there's THIS:

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And, last but certainly not least, my happy little Derpy Hooves...

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... complete with vision-corrective surgery.

 

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9 minutes ago, Randimaxis said:

Let me tell you a tale... a tale of plushies who were NOT as they were advertised... fillies and gentlecolts, I give you Randi's Freak Show!

First up... my eBay-purchased Rarity, who came with a little something extra...

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... WINGS.  FAT wings, at that.

 

Next, I introduce to you... The Alicorn Saint of Mistakes:  DERPLESTIA!

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Granted, that looks bad enough, but then there's THIS:

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And, last but certainly not least, my happy little Derpy Hooves...

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... complete with vision-corrective surgery.

 

My god that celestia from the front looks like her face is turned completely upiside down.

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Flutterderp from the Storybook set. 

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I mean, I can see where they were trying to go with this, but it just comes out as awful. 

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The Spike figurine that comes with the set is also pretty terrible. He looks terrifying, actually. 

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Another of mine that doesn't look bad its just really lazy, a twilight sparkle base recolored pink and white. I can't remember the name they gave this one 

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On 6/28/2017 at 8:36 PM, CT-1138 said:

Flutterderp from the Storybook set. 

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I mean, I can see where they were trying to go with this, but it just comes out as awful. 

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The Spike figurine that comes with the set is also pretty terrible. He looks terrifying, actually. 

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Damn spike must have ate a bad gemstone or one he was allergic to.

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On 6/30/2017 at 7:54 PM, cjhoward said:

Another of mine that doesn't look bad its just really lazy, a twilight sparkle base recolored pink and white. I can't remember the name they gave this one 

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Damn spike must have ate a bad gemstone or one he was allergic to.

Or they were going for the puffer fish look early.

Ugly toys across the board... awful... >:P

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1 minute ago, Silver Letter said:

Or they were going for the puffer fish look early.

Ugly toys across the board... awful... >:P

:lol: It took me a second there to figure out what you meant by puffer fish, but that made my day when I remembered the trailer lol

 

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A very inaccurate plushie of RD.

The eyes are ripped straight from Fluttershy(apart from eyecolor)

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On 6/30/2017 at 10:54 PM, cjhoward said:

Another of mine that doesn't look bad its just really lazy, a twilight sparkle base recolored pink and white. I can't remember the name they gave this one 

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I think that's Lovestruck, a toy-line exclusive pony. Most of those are recolors of the Mane6, and they ain't hiding that in the Gameloft game 

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Oh my little Fluttershy. My comic book shop buys little keychains and trinkets in bulk and/or they are included in her purchases of comic books. This little dear stayed on her shelves for sometime and I would just giggle when I saw it. I mean come on, what is up with the eye? 

Then after months of not going home with anyone I decided that I would buy her. The owner discounted it for me and so she now resides on my pony make up bag. A cute but funny addition. IMG_9008.thumb.JPG.0975f58bb33b2f822151fea8df203dbe.JPG

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That Celestia plushy is hilarious! At least whenever your having an annoying day, you can look at that and laugh.

The white and pink unicorn is cute. I don't see what's wrong with her.

I think the Fluttershy keychain has pink eye.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Leave a Whisper said:

That Celestia plushy is hilarious! At least whenever your having an annoying day, you can look at that and laugh.

The white and pink unicorn is cute. I don't see what's wrong with her.

I think the Fluttershy keychain has pink eye.

 

 

@Leave a Whisper nothing wrong exactly. I think it's cute too just that's so lazy for an official product by hasbro 

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On 6/28/2017 at 7:11 PM, cjhoward said:

I ordered a Pinkie Pie plushie sometime last year this is how it was pictured uNgdgrws.jpgnot the best looking but pretty decent for a cheaper one.

When it arrived this is what I got 35oCRUhb.jpg... Good lord where do I even begin with this one there is no thread that looks like a mouth anywhere like in the picture above,the eyes are completely positioned wrong, the snout is to short,the legs are to close together and it cant even stand by itself. Just look at it comared to this Rainbow Dash one its horriblePzhZuUo.jpg 

Are those the 4th Dimension ones? I have three of them (including Rainbow), and they are the best plushies ever! I don't see what's wrong with them. 

 

On topic I really don't have anything bad, since I try to get the best option available. Even if I sometimes get the chinese 12 inch plushies, they seem rather good.

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I have some less-than-stellar merchandise but this Fluttershy plush is absolutely the worst.

Looks fine at this angle...

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then...

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Her eyes are looking at the opposite direction per side. Like they didn't bothered making her eyes look forward. 

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On 7/15/2017 at 10:51 AM, cjhoward said:

@Leave a Whisper nothing wrong exactly. I think it's cute too just that's so lazy for an official product by hasbro 

How is it lazy? It's common practice for them to make a certain amount of moulds and do them in different colors with different names and introduce a new mould every so often. In fact it's just a common practice in toy companies period. 

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On 7/25/2017 at 10:53 AM, Leave a Whisper said:

How is it lazy? It's common practice for them to make a certain amount of moulds and do them in different colors with different names and introduce a new mould every so often. In fact it's just a common practice in toy companies period. 

@Leave a Whisper Your right now that I think about it. I'm a Kamen Rider fan and my favorite suits are the ones from ghost and the two main suits in that one are recolors of each other with a slight tweak to the helmet so what am I complaining about lol.

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On 6/28/2017 at 7:56 PM, Randimaxis said:

 

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Granted, that looks bad enough, but then there's THIS:

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I recognize the Celestia plush as the 12 inch Chinese ones, which mostly are pretty nice. I don't have her, but even from the advertised images her head and eyes proportion looks way off. I don't understand because the Luna one is perfect:

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At the very least couldn't they have copied Luna's basic body shape and used that? It just seems weird.

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I cannot remember which company makes them, but they have started appearing in discount stores now. They first appeared in the big toy shops but then I guess people started to notice how bad they are. I did own one but sold it in a job lot a while back so I dont have a photo, but here's the stock photo

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looks alright yeah? but its not. Fluttershy and Dashie are both missing their wings and irl they are rather ick, thin and elongated than the photo shows. Its not a factory reject missing its wings or anything, its the plush design! apparently wings cost too much. 

Next time im in the discount place Ill get a photo. 

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Well I don't own this but I stumbled up those little monstrosities today and I couldn't resist taking photos cause they're just hilarious!

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I now realized that there's more of those plushies like the Fluttershy I found. I even saw some in a claw machine at my local grocery store recently. 

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Ehh...no thank you :lie:

On 8/1/2017 at 9:08 AM, Nara said:

Well I don't own this but I stumbled up those little monstrosities today and I couldn't resist taking photos cause they're just hilarious!

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The Twilight and Pinkie are absolutely scary! 

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13 hours ago, Fluttershy Friend said:

Are these "ponies" not cute?:wub::D Writing seriously. Ordinary fakes pretending to be MLP ponies.

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Yesss I just love fakies. :adorkable: The eyes kinda remind me of Raggedy Ann.

 

1 minute ago, Star Mist said:

Alicorns everywhere! 

Winged Unicorns have been around long before MLP.

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