Stupid things you thought/did as a little kid.

[MachineGunLola 408]

When I was little, I thought that if I swung high enough, I'd fall into the sky.

I also thought the sky was a giant painting.

I believed that lava lamps were magic.

What did you think or do when you were little?

:3

[Celestial Sloth 369]

SO. MANY. THINGS.

I'll, hopefully, be back later with a list.

[Chigens and Kay 3,831]

I Always thought it was

 

"Dirty Deeds! Thunderchief!"

 

Man...I felt so stupid.

[MachineGunLola 408]

I Always thought it was

 

"Dirty Deeds! Thunderchief!"

 

Man...I felt so stupid.

 

LOL!

<3

So cute.

[spas-ticShotty 3,582]

In 3rd grade, I would continously spank a girl named Hannah. She's still in mah classes today, yet she has completely forgotten about it . It got me in trouble only ONCE, but I didn't know spanking a girl was wrong then .

[Celestial Sloth 369]

A major one before I return with that list:

 

Thinking secondary school would give me more freedom than primary.

 

Oh God, why?

[Love4discord18 269]

I thought it was normal to be bullied by my older sister. And when i first saw mt bigger bro naked i screamed and yelled " THERES A SNAKE ON ETHAN!!!!" Ahhhh .. good times

[MrL0LZ 866]

When I was 2 ( I am a male BTW), I loved pony dolls (Not MLP toys).

[Nas 2,863]

So many things to CHOOOOOOOSE!

 

Um...I guess I was one of the millions who thought that television sets were magical thingies?

 

Pretty wierd since I know and take interest in how they work, etc.

[Starshine 16,330]

As a small boy i spent most of my childhood playing pretend-dolls with my sister

 

I grew up into a very weird man

[be my waifu 2,842]

I thought Santa Claus was real

 

;_;

[willinilly 134]

Everything I did as a kid was stupid.

Everything I do now is Stupid.

yeah not much of an improvement from kid me.

[Aureity 3,055]

I wanted to live in my TV set, because all the Pokemon were in there.

[Flow 1,619]

I once thought that the sun was a giant flashlight

[MachineGunLola 408]

When I was little I thought that if I swallowed gum it would get stuck to my stomach and they'd have to remove it along with my stomach.

:x

 

I also thought that if I stepped on sidewalk cracks something bad would actually happen to my mom.

[Aureity 3,055]

I also thought that if I stepped on sidewalk cracks something bad would actually happen to my mom.

 

I still try never to step on cracks for that reason...

[Proctra Music 335]

Ok this one is super weird.

When I was like 4-6. You guys know the lil dog houses the tiny ones that were soft and you could just pick up. We used to have one and I'd put my arse into it, and pretend I was a hermit crab. Dragging myself on my hands obviously, but also pretending to be my bros pet.

[Clover Heart 978]

I used to think that mind readers existed and could be anyone I knew. So I was constantly policing my thoughts, for fear that someone might know what I was thinking. It actually took me a long time to get over that, and to start thinking freely...

 

*edit*

 

Oh, also, a story from when I was 4 years old. You know that Bitter Apple spray for pets? You spray it on an area of your pet that they continually want to chew, or you can spray it on other things you don't want them chewing, like your furniture. It's really strong. Anyway, I wanted to know what it tasted like, so I sprayed some in my mouth. Worst. Decision. Ever. It was horrible. It tasted foul, it made my eyes and nose water, and it was just an awful experience. Though, I admit, it did make me very hesitant to use the stuff on my dogs ever again.

Edited May 16, 2012 by Duchess_Clover

[Crystal Sparkle 344]

That I was a man and a woman put together, because I felt boy feeling, although I'm a girl.

[Mephala 2,632]

I always had a terrible fear of markers. And nature documentaries. (I still hate the latter XD)

I'm also still scared of snakes coming out of my toilet.

And I always thought Hogwarts and Pokemon were real.

I'm still a child at heart XD

[Mephala 2,632]

Ooh, another thing: riding down my stairs in a laundry basket. Not a great idea.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

My brother once told me he saw Santa Claus putting the presents out and I believed him and was so jealous of him. Lying bastard.

Edited May 16, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly)

[Aureity 3,055]

My brother once told me he saw Santa Claus putting the presents out and I believed him and was so jealous of him. Lying bastard.

 

What do you mean, lying? Santa puts out presents for me all the time! He comes every XMas!

[Titan Rising 2,156]

I've always been pretty dull to be honest haha...

 

I used to throw up every Christmas because I was so excited... I don't think I ever really believed in Santa, but I had always hoped he was real

[Crazy Misty 653]

What do you mean, lying? Santa puts out presents for me all the time! He comes every XMas!

 

Yeah and the holiday armadillo goes on dates with me.

 

 

ONTOPIC:

 

 

I thought my parents were evil... I still do.

Edited May 16, 2012 by Crazy Misty