MachineGunLola 408 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 When I was little, I thought that if I swung high enough, I'd fall into the sky. I also thought the sky was a giant painting. I believed that lava lamps were magic. What did you think or do when you were little? :3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celestial Sloth 369 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 SO. MANY. THINGS. I'll, hopefully, be back later with a list. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chigens and Kay 3,826 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 I Always thought it was "Dirty Deeds! Thunderchief!" Man...I felt so stupid. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineGunLola 408 Posted May 15, 2012 Author Share Posted May 15, 2012 I Always thought it was "Dirty Deeds! Thunderchief!" Man...I felt so stupid. LOL! <3 So cute. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spas-ticShotty 3,581 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 In 3rd grade, I would continously spank a girl named Hannah. She's still in mah classes today, yet she has completely forgotten about it . It got me in trouble only ONCE, but I didn't know spanking a girl was wrong then . 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celestial Sloth 369 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 A major one before I return with that list: Thinking secondary school would give me more freedom than primary. Oh God, why? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love4discord18 269 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 I thought it was normal to be bullied by my older sister. And when i first saw mt bigger bro naked i screamed and yelled " THERES A SNAKE ON ETHAN!!!!" Ahhhh .. good times 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrL0LZ 866 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 When I was 2 ( I am a male BTW), I loved pony dolls (Not MLP toys). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas 2,859 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 So many things to CHOOOOOOOSE! Um...I guess I was one of the millions who thought that television sets were magical thingies? Pretty wierd since I know and take interest in how they work, etc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Badges
Starshine 16,329 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 As a small boy i spent most of my childhood playing pretend-dolls with my sister I grew up into a very weird man 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
be my waifu 2,842 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I thought Santa Claus was real ;_; 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willinilly 134 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Everything I did as a kid was stupid. Everything I do now is Stupid. yeah not much of an improvement from kid me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I wanted to live in my TV set, because all the Pokemon were in there. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flow 1,599 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I once thought that the sun was a giant flashlight 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Badges
MachineGunLola 408 Posted May 16, 2012 Author Share Posted May 16, 2012 When I was little I thought that if I swallowed gum it would get stuck to my stomach and they'd have to remove it along with my stomach. :x I also thought that if I stepped on sidewalk cracks something bad would actually happen to my mom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I also thought that if I stepped on sidewalk cracks something bad would actually happen to my mom. I still try never to step on cracks for that reason... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proctra Music 334 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Ok this one is super weird. When I was like 4-6. You guys know the lil dog houses the tiny ones that were soft and you could just pick up. We used to have one and I'd put my arse into it, and pretend I was a hermit crab. Dragging myself on my hands obviously, but also pretending to be my bros pet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clover Heart 977 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 (edited) I used to think that mind readers existed and could be anyone I knew. So I was constantly policing my thoughts, for fear that someone might know what I was thinking. It actually took me a long time to get over that, and to start thinking freely... *edit* Oh, also, a story from when I was 4 years old. You know that Bitter Apple spray for pets? You spray it on an area of your pet that they continually want to chew, or you can spray it on other things you don't want them chewing, like your furniture. It's really strong. Anyway, I wanted to know what it tasted like, so I sprayed some in my mouth. Worst. Decision. Ever. It was horrible. It tasted foul, it made my eyes and nose water, and it was just an awful experience. Though, I admit, it did make me very hesitant to use the stuff on my dogs ever again. Edited May 16, 2012 by Duchess_Clover 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Sparkle 342 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 That I was a man and a woman put together, because I felt boy feeling, although I'm a girl. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mephala 2,631 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I always had a terrible fear of markers. And nature documentaries. (I still hate the latter XD) I'm also still scared of snakes coming out of my toilet. And I always thought Hogwarts and Pokemon were real. I'm still a child at heart XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mephala 2,631 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Ooh, another thing: riding down my stairs in a laundry basket. Not a great idea. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chill Mists (Chilly) 801 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 (edited) My brother once told me he saw Santa Claus putting the presents out and I believed him and was so jealous of him. Lying bastard. Edited May 16, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 My brother once told me he saw Santa Claus putting the presents out and I believed him and was so jealous of him. Lying bastard. What do you mean, lying? Santa puts out presents for me all the time! He comes every XMas! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Rising 2,153 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I've always been pretty dull to be honest haha... I used to throw up every Christmas because I was so excited... I don't think I ever really believed in Santa, but I had always hoped he was real 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Misty 651 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 (edited) What do you mean, lying? Santa puts out presents for me all the time! He comes every XMas! Yeah and the holiday armadillo goes on dates with me. ONTOPIC: I thought my parents were evil... I still do. Edited May 16, 2012 by Crazy Misty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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