I guess it's time to introduce myself?

[Devil_In_The_Dark 16]

My Favourite Mane 6 Pony

rarity

How did you find MLP Forums?

Googled 'MLP Forums', and this came up first.

How you became a fan of My Little Pony

Curiosity.

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I'm Devil In The Dark, but call me Night Demon. I tend to be pretty against social interaction... But I wanted to find fellow fans since all the fans near me are idiots. How's it going folks?

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

Nice to meet you! Your avatar picture gives me a nice chuckle!

I hope we can be friends!

[Devil_In_The_Dark 16]

That sounds nice. A changing and evil king. Time to raise so havok about this thread.

[DJ Wolfe 5,310]

Hello there, Night Demon.

[Devil_In_The_Dark 16]

Greeting Wolfe. How's it going?

[Will Guide 21,325]

4 minutes ago, Devil_In_The_Dark said:

That sounds nice. A changing and evil king. Time to raise so havok about this thread.

I'm not much of a trouble maker, but as long as it's done in good fun, yeah.

[Duality 10,738]

1 minute ago, Devil_In_The_Dark said:

I'm Devil In The Dark, but call me Night Demon. I tend to be pretty against social interaction... But I wanted to find fellow fans since all the fans near me are idiots. How's it going folks?

Greetings, mortal!

All shall fall before our unified might.

Truly, you are a valuable asset to our organisation, even in your infancy.

Especially due to the fact that... uh... your local bronies are all apparently idiots or something.

There's a rumour going around the office Lair of the Brooding Ones that our international recruitment manager overlord resigned for something along those lines.

Or maybe it was just 'cause she had to pull all-nighters whenever the CEOs COs over in Japan felt chatty, combined with the fact that the coffee machine Renewer of Sundered Minds has been broken um, sundered for the past week.

ANYWAY.

We welcome you, o acolyte of the horse.

I am more than willing to assist in your training, if questions you may have.

Enjoy your time spent as our diabolical minion! 

[Devil_In_The_Dark 16]

6 hours ago, Duality said:

Greetings, mortal!

All shall fall before our unified might.

Truly, you are a valuable asset to our organisation, even in your infancy.

Especially due to the fact that... uh... your local bronies are all apparently idiots or something.

There's a rumour going around the office Lair of the Brooding Ones that our international recruitment manager overlord resigned for something along those lines.

Or maybe it was just 'cause she had to pull all-nighters whenever the CEOs COs over in Japan felt chatty, combined with the fact that the coffee machine Renewer of Sundered Minds has been broken um, sundered for the past week.

ANYWAY.

We welcome you, o acolyte of the horse.

I am more than willing to assist in your training, if questions you may have.

Enjoy your time spent as our diabolical minion! 

Can't tell if I'm being recruited  Satanism, the Kurain School Of Channeling, or the Bring Fandom. But um....sign me up? I guess?

[Duality 10,738]

12 hours ago, Devil_In_The_Dark said:

But um....sign me up? I guess?

No need for confusion, smol one.

I am merely being facetious.

Laugh at the overweening wit of your new senpai. 

[Rikifive 23,486]

Hello!  

On 29.07.2017 at 4:35 AM, Devil_In_The_Dark said:

since all the fans near me are idiots.

Oh well, RIP.  
At least you know some fans around you - I don't know any.

Welcome to the herd!  

[Mirage 24,134]

Welcome @Devil_In_The_Dark! I hope you don't avoid social interaction here - you seem pretty cool.

Also, don't worry about @Duality, he thinks he's smartest being in the universe...

[Duality 10,738]

7 hours ago, Mirage77 said:

Also, don't worry about @Duality, he thinks he's smartest being in the universe...

You missed out the footnote describing how I'm also always right.

And the subheading explicitly stating that I am best pony.

And the whole second chapter detailing my exploits, which are many and adventurous.

Old age may be getting the better of you, my poor forgetful friend.

[DaringDashie 147]

Herroo derr! 

Welcome friend! 

[Patty Thundersnow 4,129]

Welcome to the forum! I hope you enjoy it here