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8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Well, you said you are trying. Were you lying, Duality?

No, I said I try. Which means I generally try but I wasn't necessarily trying then.

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

HEEEREEEETIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

*dumps bucket of sizzling hot liquid chocolate on you*

BURN

*emerges unscathed*

I AM TEH WONKA

I DO WHUD I WAN'

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

I can't even afford to die.

Graves are pretty expensive nowadays, aren't they?

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT YOU'RE NOT PAYING ME

I'M JUST REPAYING YOU FOR BEING WITTY/COLLECTING TUXPOINTS

THEREFORE YOU'RE NO CUSTOMER

THEREFORE I'M RIGHT

THEREFORE SKETCH IS GARBAGE

EVEN IF I'M NOT A CUSTOMER IT DOESN'T LOGICALLY FOLLOW THAT YOU'RE RIGHT

CORRELATION DOES NOT IMPLY CAUSATION

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Well, at least that one was passable.

THIS ONE'S BETTER BY THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE'S ESTIMATIONS

HOW MUCH OUTNUMBERING DO YOU NEED TO REALISE THAT YOU'RE WRONG

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

-THEY STARE TROUGH MY VERY CORE

-WRONG

-THAT MAY BE A GOOD THING TO YOU, BUT TO ME IT JUST MEANS I'M UNORIGINAL

-WRONG x2

-WRONG x3

And here's a few more for the road:

-I can't get her hair right, it looks stiff and unpleasant

-ear looks off, can't fix it no matter what I try

-mouth and snoot seem misplaced

You wrong.

All this wrong.

It gud sketch.

You wrong.

Very wrong.

Twi is adorable.

Such wrong.

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh, I know what I said. :toldya:

And. . .what, exactly, did you mean by it?

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

OH COME ON

THROW ME A BONE

*donk*

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I SAID, I CHOOSE NOT TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION

THAT IS NEITHER A YES, OR A NO

MAYBE DIRECTLY IT ISN'T A YES OR A NO BUT BY IMPLICATION IT'S DEFINITELY A NO

THIS IS CALLED READING BETWEEN THE LINES TUX

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

Yes. :catface:

Well, then, it's your own daft fault for taking it as an insult.

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

THE DREAM LIVES ON

Who needs radiation poisoning, anyway?

You?

Was that the answer you were looking for?

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

                                                                         [clarify]
[̴C̸ĮT̴͘Ą̸̡T̵͢I̛͟O҉N̶̢ ̴̡NE̵̶҉E̶D̡͘E̸D̷]҉̸͠

i would advise thinking twice before choosing not to answer my question tuxedo

two can play this game

but only a duality will win

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YOU CAN'T

NO TONGUE

You assume, of course, that I only have one.

Bleah.

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

A grape-sized diamond in the display of a high-security jewel shop inside a mall.

Huge gemstones aren't all that regular around here.

And then there's me, who's seen a semi-precious gem volumetrically larger than two of me put together just sitting in the foyer of a jewelry shop.

8 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

No.

She's even more adorable.

Adorable, you say?

This. Is. SPARKLE!!!

Spoiler

that was a 'this is sparta' reference in case it wasn't blatantly obvious

 

 

 

 

Simple question this time:

IS IT TRUE?!???!?!??!!?

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10 hours ago, Duality said:

No, I said I try. Which means I generally try but I wasn't necessarily trying then.

Bamboozled yet again.

HOW DARE YOU

10 hours ago, Duality said:

*emerges unscathed*

I AM TEH WONKA

I DO WHUD I WAN'

IMPOSSIBLE post-25189-0-34822500-1405863886.png

10 hours ago, Duality said:

Graves are pretty expensive nowadays, aren't they?

That is, if you even manage to obtain a slot in the cemetery

DYING IN EXPENSIVE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WORLD

10 hours ago, Duality said:

EVEN IF I'M NOT A CUSTOMER IT DOESN'T LOGICALLY FOLLOW THAT YOU'RE RIGHT

CORRELATION DOES NOT IMPLY CAUSATION

NO, BUT SINCE YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER THAT MEANS YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS RIGHT

AND SINCE I AM THE ARTIST, IT'S MORE LIKELY THAT I'M RIGHT

10 hours ago, Duality said:

THIS ONE'S BETTER BY THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE'S ESTIMATIONS

HOW MUCH OUTNUMBERING DO YOU NEED TO REALISE THAT YOU'RE WRONG

Are any of those people artists, by chance?

Hhhhhhmmmmmmmmm? :toldya:

10 hours ago, Duality said:

You wrong.

All this wrong.

It gud sketch.

You wrong.

Very wrong.

Twi is adorable.

Such wrong.

I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY

JUST ADMIT THAT IT'S BAD SO I CAN START WORKING ON SOMETHING ELSE ALREADY

10 hours ago, Duality said:

And. . .what, exactly, did you mean by it?

Oh, but I believe explaining it would ruin the fun element of it completely. Wouldn't you agree? :orly:

10 hours ago, Duality said:

*donk*

Ow! Again!

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

10 hours ago, Duality said:

MAYBE DIRECTLY IT ISN'T A YES OR A NO BUT BY IMPLICATION IT'S DEFINITELY A NO

THIS IS CALLED READING BETWEEN THE LINES TUX

OK SO MAYBE ALL THE ADVICE YOU GAVE ME IN THE PAST WAS GREAT

THAT DOESN'T MATTER

EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES AT SOME POINT

10 hours ago, Duality said:

Well, then, it's your own daft fault for taking it as an insult.

Gotta add that one to Duality's 'Swearwords' List...

10 hours ago, Duality said:

You?

Was that the answer you were looking for?

Well, I wasn't looking for an answer in particular...

10 hours ago, Duality said:

i would advise thinking twice before choosing not to answer my question tuxedo

two can play this game

but only a duality will win

. . .

*whistles nervously*

10 hours ago, Duality said:

You assume, of course, that I only have one.

Bleah.

*GASP*

IT'S THE LEGENDARY TONGUE-HYDRA!

HAVE AT THEE

10 hours ago, Duality said:

And then there's me, who's seen a semi-precious gem volumetrically larger than two of me put together just sitting in the foyer of a jewelry shop.

Oh, I didn't know semi-precious gems were included as well! We have plenty of those as well, they sell them in literally every size imaginable next to each and every mildly mine-related tourist attraction. In fact, there's a piece of clear quartz on my desk right now.

10 hours ago, Duality said:

that was a 'this is sparta' reference in case it wasn't blatantly obvious

You insult me, good sir.

10 hours ago, Duality said:

IS IT TRUE?!???!?!??!!?

Huh, seems somebody ran outta questions...

I'm gonna go ahead and say no, it is not, whatever you're talking about.

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10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Bamboozled yet again.

HOW DARE YOU

I AM TEH WONKA

I DO WHUD I WAN'

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

IMPOSSIBLE post-25189-0-34822500-1405863886.png

That face made my day.

Congratulations, my good sir.

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

That is, if you even manage to obtain a slot in the cemetery

DYING IN EXPENSIVE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WORLD

If it's any consolation, living is even more expensive.

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

NO, BUT SINCE YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER THAT MEANS YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS RIGHT

AND SINCE I AM THE ARTIST, IT'S MORE LIKELY THAT I'M RIGHT

[. . .]

Are any of those people artists, by chance?

Hhhhhhmmmmmmmmm? :toldya:

ACTUALLY SINCE YOU'RE A SELF-DEPRECATING ARTIST I'M MORE LIKELY TO BE RIGHT

AND YES, AT LEAST ONE OF THEM IS

SUCH ASSUMPTIONS TUX

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY

JUST ADMIT THAT IT'S BAD SO I CAN START WORKING ON SOMETHING ELSE ALREADY

IT'S NOT PITY IT'S ME TRYING TO YELL YOU INTO SUBMISSION BECAUSE I LEGITIMATELY THINK YOU'RE WRONG

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh, but I believe explaining it would ruin the fun element of it completely. Wouldn't you agree? :orly:

Noooooo.

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Ow! Again!

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

DO I TUX

DO I REALLY

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

OK SO MAYBE ALL THE ADVICE YOU GAVE ME IN THE PAST WAS GREAT

THAT DOESN'T MATTER

EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES AT SOME POINT

NOT MEEEEEEEEEEE

NEED I REMIND YOU?

I AM TEH WONKA

I DO WHUD I WAN'

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Gotta add that one to Duality's 'Swearwords' List...

I use worse adjectives if you want to make a legitimate list.

'Turpitudinous' is one of the more unpleasant ones.

'Coprophageous' likewise.

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Well, I wasn't looking for an answer in particular...

THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK A QUESTION EH TUX

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

*GASP*

IT'S THE LEGENDARY TONGUE-HYDRA!

HAVE AT THEE

This one had me in stitches too.

You're on a roll today, Tux.

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh, I didn't know semi-precious gems were included as well! We have plenty of those as well, they sell them in literally every size imaginable next to each and every mildly mine-related tourist attraction. In fact, there's a piece of clear quartz on my desk right now.

So what's the biggest one you've ever seen, then?

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Huh, seems somebody ran outta questions...

Not even close, child.

I just felt like switching things up for a day.

 

 

 

 

What, exactly, is 'not true'?

How many dimensions does a sheep have?

From whence and wherefore?

What is the best word ever?

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17 hours ago, Duality said:

I AM TEH WONKA

I DO WHUD I WAN'

STOP SAYING YOU'RE EVERYONE

YOU CAN'T BE WATER AND DISCORD AND WONKA AT THE SAME TIME

17 hours ago, Duality said:

That face made my day.

Congratulations, my good sir.

What can I say, Rarity is best emote-pony

A rare gem originating from the emotes thread, brought to you by yours truly.

17 hours ago, Duality said:

If it's any consolation, living is even more expensive.

. . .

WELL NOW I'M JUST DEPRESSED

17 hours ago, Duality said:

ACTUALLY SINCE YOU'RE A SELF-DEPRECATING ARTIST I'M MORE LIKELY TO BE RIGHT

AND YES, AT LEAST ONE OF THEM IS

SUCH ASSUMPTIONS TUX

I DIDN'T ASSUME ANYTHING, I JUST ASKED A QUESTION

I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME BACK THE HALF-DECENT FINISHED DRAWING, IT'S NOT WORTHY OF YOUR APPRECIATIVE EYES

17 hours ago, Duality said:

IT'S NOT PITY IT'S ME TRYING TO YELL YOU INTO SUBMISSION BECAUSE I LEGITIMATELY THINK YOU'RE WRONG

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE

I'M SORRY DUALITY, BUT I'M NOT LOSING ANY ART-RELATED ARGUMENT TO YOU ANYTIME SOON

IT'S ALL I HAVE LEFT

17 hours ago, Duality said:

Noooooo.

Augh, you're no fun:nom:

Oh boy, here I go changing the subject again-

17 hours ago, Duality said:

DO I TUX

DO I REALLY

YES

YOU MOST DEFINITELY DO

17 hours ago, Duality said:

NOT MEEEEEEEEEEE

NEED I REMIND YOU?

I AM TEH WONKA

I DO WHUD I WAN'

NEITHER DOES THAT MATTER

YOU'LL GIVE ME BAD ADVICE SOMEDAY

JUST YOU WAIT

17 hours ago, Duality said:

I use worse adjectives if you want to make a legitimate list.

'Turpitudinous' is one of the more unpleasant ones.

'Coprophageous' likewise.

SUCH SLANDER

HAVE YOU NO SHAME

MR. SUNBUTT LOVER

17 hours ago, Duality said:

THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK A QUESTION EH TUX

Well, you see, there's this very interesting concept... it's called a 'rhetorical question'...

17 hours ago, Duality said:

This one had me in stitches too.

You're on a roll today, Tux.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Glad I could make ya happy, you goof. 'Tis the least I can do.

17 hours ago, Duality said:

So what's the biggest one you've ever seen, then?

An entire cave wall made of stibnite (I think it was stibnite....)

A lotta cave-related touristic attractions 'round these 'ere parts, I tells ya.

17 hours ago, Duality said:

Not even close, child.

I just felt like switching things up for a day.

Mmhmm, suuuure :toldya:

17 hours ago, Duality said:

What, exactly, is 'not true'?

" 'not true': false, erroneous, incorrect; a misinformation "

17 hours ago, Duality said:

How many dimensions does a sheep have?

I'd say three, but knowing you and this being the most obvious answer it's likely incorrect.

17 hours ago, Duality said:

From whence and wherefore?

I haven't the slightest clue, chap.

17 hours ago, Duality said:

What is the best word ever?

Octane.

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7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

STOP SAYING YOU'RE EVERYONE

YOU CAN'T BE WATER AND DISCORD AND WONKA AT THE SAME TIME

I AM TEH WONKA

I DO WHUD I WAN'

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

WELL NOW I'M JUST DEPRESSED

You can't afford to be depressed.

You don't have enough money.

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME BACK THE HALF-DECENT FINISHED DRAWING, IT'S NOT WORTHY OF YOUR APPRECIATIVE EYES

2LATE4DAT

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I'M SORRY DUALITY, BUT I'M NOT LOSING ANY ART-RELATED ARGUMENT TO YOU ANYTIME SOON

IT'S ALL I HAVE LEFT

2LATE4DAT

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YES

YOU MOST DEFINITELY DO

2LATE4DAT

WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

NEITHER DOES THAT MATTER

YOU'LL GIVE ME BAD ADVICE SOMEDAY

JUST YOU WAIT

STILL WAITING

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

SUCH SLANDER

HAVE YOU NO SHAME

MR. SUNBUTT LOVER

SAYS THE ONE WHO LOVES THE LITERAL PRINCESS OF MOONING

SHE MOONS EQUESTRIA WITH A GIANT ROCK EVERY NIGHT

SHE MOONED EQUESTRIA WITH HER NIGHTMARISH MOON-FACE FOR A MILLENIUM

SHE'S GOT A MOON-SIGIL ON HER MOONER TO SYMBOLISE HER IMMORTAL ROYAL TALENT FOR MOONING

LUNA IS TEH PRINCESS OF MOONING

THIS IS SHOW CANON

FITE ME

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Well, you see, there's this very interesting concept... it's called a 'rhetorical question'...

What a stupid concept.

That's even dumber than answering a question with a question.

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Glad I could make ya happy, you goof. 'Tis the least I can do.

Why do you call me a 'goof', pray tell?

What dost this title and my fair self share in attribute?

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Mmhmm, suuuure :toldya:

You just wait and see, I got at least two more pages worth of your ask thread to fill up with questions before I'm even close to being done.

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I'd say three, but knowing you and this being the most obvious answer it's likely incorrect.

That is neither correct nor the most obvious answer.

Time is a dimension, too, do recall.

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Octane.

That's a wimpy best word.

Try again.

 

 

 

 

Which would you rather be able to pwn everyone else on earth at, air guitar solos or ninja boops?

Who would you rather be able to pwn epically in a live-TV fight, Dwayne Johnson or Jacky Chan?

What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place?

What part of your body vanishes every time you stand up?

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19 hours ago, Duality said:

I AM TEH WONKA

I DO WHUD I WAN'

LET GO OF THIS JOKE ALREADY

IT'S LIVED ITS LIFE

19 hours ago, Duality said:

You can't afford to be depressed.

You don't have enough money.

. . .

Well what on earth am I supposed to do now!?

19 hours ago, Duality said:

2LATE4DAT

NU

DELETE IT FROM YOUR FILES

OTHERWISE I SUE YOU FOR STEALING MUH INTELLECTUAL PROPRIETY

19 hours ago, Duality said:

2LATE4DAT

NU

I NEVER ADMITTED THAT THE ORIGINAL SKETCH WAS GREAT

I JUST SAID THE FINISHED VERSION IS HALF-DECENT

I NO LOSE NUTHIN'

19 hours ago, Duality said:

WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?

'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ALL-KNOWING WATER GOD

YOU KNOW PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING - except which sketch is actually good, of course :toldya:

19 hours ago, Duality said:

STILL WAITING

JUST KEEP ON WAITING, YOU'LL SEE-

19 hours ago, Duality said:

SAYS THE ONE WHO LOVES THE LITERAL PRINCESS OF MOONING

SHE MOONS EQUESTRIA WITH A GIANT ROCK EVERY NIGHT

SHE MOONED EQUESTRIA WITH HER NIGHTMARISH MOON-FACE FOR A MILLENIUM

SHE'S GOT A MOON-SIGIL ON HER MOONER TO SYMBOLISE HER IMMORTAL ROYAL TALENT FOR MOONING

LUNA IS TEH PRINCESS OF MOONING

THIS IS SHOW CANON

FITE ME

Hey lad, I never said that I don't love Luna's moon... :orly:

And of course she'd be the best at 'mooning'.

After all, she does have the best moon in all of Equestria...

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19 hours ago, Duality said:

What a stupid concept.

That's even dumber than answering a question with a question.

Silly Duality

Clearly not a philosopher...

19 hours ago, Duality said:

Why do you call me a 'goof', pray tell?

What dost this title and my fair self share in attribute?

Oh, it's just a substitute I sometimes use for 'silly' so that it doesn't get old and/or annoying.

19 hours ago, Duality said:

You just wait and see, I got at least two more pages worth of your ask thread to fill up with questions before I'm even close to being done.

Oh, is that so? :pout:

19 hours ago, Duality said:

That is neither correct nor the most obvious answer.

Time is a dimension, too, do recall.

Silly Duality

I knew you'd try and trick me with the elusive fourth dimension

But objects as matter don't have time on their own

After all, the movie has a story that takes place - more often than not - in chronological order, yet it's not called "2D" or "4D"

19 hours ago, Duality said:

That's a wimpy best word.

Try again.

Nu

You're being mean

No more answer for you

19 hours ago, Duality said:

Which would you rather be able to pwn everyone else on earth at, air guitar solos or ninja boops?

Second option, duh.

They'll never see me coming...

19 hours ago, Duality said:

Who would you rather be able to pwn epically in a live-TV fight, Dwayne Johnson or Jacky Chan?

I'll go for The Rock, I'm not much for martial arts. They do look nifty and very impressive, though.

19 hours ago, Duality said:

What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place?

 

D̶̢̘̰͉̩̣̠̤͆͛͋͡ͅUͪ̈́ͪ̌ͮ́҉̡͙̳̫̤͙̻͢ͅÄ̇͒ͮͩ҉̶̝̯̤̲̩̬L͇̜̞͔̥̘̘̳̀̃̂Iͤͦ̈́͐̏̕͘҉̝̤̼̪͖̣̻̠Ť͈̠̆ͫ͘͝Y̦̋̎͑̒͐ͣ̀̃

 

19 hours ago, Duality said:

What part of your body vanishes every time you stand up?

...I haven't gotten the slightest clue, I'm afraid. Although I think the question might be somewhat misleading.

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25 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

LET GO OF THIS JOKE ALREADY

IT'S LIVED ITS LIFE

LIES

IT NEVER HAD ANY LIFE TO BEGIN WITH

26 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

Well what on earth am I supposed to do now!?

Go earn some money, obviously.

27 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

NU

DELETE IT FROM YOUR FILES

OTHERWISE I SUE YOU FOR STEALING MUH INTELLECTUAL PROPRIETY

AGAIN WITH THE PROPRIETY THING

WHAT IS YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS TRYING TO TELL YOU

27 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

NU

I NEVER ADMITTED THAT THE ORIGINAL SKETCH WAS GREAT

I JUST SAID THE FINISHED VERSION IS HALF-DECENT

I NO LOSE NUTHIN'

WHICH MEANS YOU DO LOSE SOMETHING

DOUBLE NEGATIVE BOIIIIII

28 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ALL-KNOWING WATER GOD

YOU KNOW PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING - except which sketch is actually good, of course :toldya:

SILLI TUX

TRYING TO PLACE BOUNDS ON MY POWERS

YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER BY NOW

29 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Hey lad, I never said that I don't love Luna's moon...

And of course she'd be the best at 'mooning'.

After all, she does have the best moon in all of Equestria...  :orly:

You had to go and make this creepy.

30 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Silly Duality

Clearly not a philosopher...

Philosophers are boring anyway.

Playing their little pointless game with objectives yet no rules.

I'm a mathematician, so I play my game with rules yet no objectives.

Far more interesting.

31 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh, it's just a substitute I sometimes use for 'silly' so that it doesn't get old and/or annoying.

SILLI TUX

USE MOAR IMAGINASHUN

34 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Silly Duality

I knew you'd try and trick me with the elusive fourth dimension

But objects as matter don't have time on their own

Silly Tux.

Einstein proved that time and space are part of the same 4-D continuum, so to have space is to have time, just viewed from a different relativistic inertial reference frame.

If sheep have 3 dimensions, they must also have the fourth one, for all dimensions are interconnected.

All matter that has mass has time on its own.

39 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Nu

You're being mean

No more answer for you

No more question for you then if you're gonna be a sulky tux.

Bleah.

40 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

 

D̶̢̘̰͉̩̣̠̤͆͛͋͡ͅUͪ̈́ͪ̌ͮ́҉̡͙̳̫̤͙̻͢ͅÄ̇͒ͮͩ҉̶̝̯̤̲̩̬L͇̜̞͔̥̘̘̳̀̃̂Iͤͦ̈́͐̏̕͘҉̝̤̼̪͖̣̻̠Ť͈̠̆ͫ͘͝Y̦̋̎͑̒͐ͣ̀̃

 

No more question for you then if you're gonna be a sulky tux.

Bleah.

41 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...I haven't gotten the slightest clue, I'm afraid. Although I think the question might be somewhat misleading.

No more question for you then if you're gonna question the integrity of my questions.

There is a perfectly valid answer; this is not a trick question; no, you are not getting any more questions until you properly answer these three.

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20 hours ago, Duality said:

LIES

IT NEVER HAD ANY LIFE TO BEGIN WITH

CURSES

OUTSMARTED YET AGAIN

-100 Confidence

20 hours ago, Duality said:

Go earn some money, obviously.

. . .

I sincerely hope you acknowledge the irony that is occuring here.

20 hours ago, Duality said:

AGAIN WITH THE PROPRIETY THING

WHAT IS YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS TRYING TO TELL YOU

I'M SOOOORRYYYYYYY

I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION

NOT ENOUGH SLEEP

AM TIRED ALL THE TIME

NEED WEEKEND NAOW

ANYWAY GIVE ME BACK CUTE TWI OR I SUE YOU

20 hours ago, Duality said:

WHICH MEANS YOU DO LOSE SOMETHING

DOUBLE NEGATIVE BOIIIIII

YOUR STATEMENT IS GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT AND YOU KNOW IT

Either way, it's already finished, so you can just admit that the sketch was bad already and get this over with. You said you don't lie, but it was to make me feel better about myself, so I'll forgive you for that. What I won't forgive you for, however, is giving me pity.

20 hours ago, Duality said:

SILLI TUX

TRYING TO PLACE BOUNDS ON MY POWERS

YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER BY NOW

NU

YOU ONLY DEMIGOD

ART IS MY DOMAIN

20 hours ago, Duality said:

You had to go and make this creepy.

Hey lad, you were the one who first made the allusion...  :orly:

I didn't say nuthin' wrong, interpret it as you may.

(Was it the dice man? It was probably the dice man.)

20 hours ago, Duality said:

Philosophers are boring anyway.

Playing their little pointless game with objectives yet no rules.

I'm a mathematician, so I play my game with rules yet no objectives.

Far more interesting.

...That's a rather philosophically-adequate comparison, actually. I'm genuinely impressed.

*tosses you a TuxPoint™*

The message, however, I am obliged to disagree with...

It's... rather objective, you see.

20 hours ago, Duality said:

SILLI TUX

USE MOAR IMAGINASHUN

HOW DAER YOU INSULT MY CREATIVITY

I'M THE ARTISTIC ONE ROUND THESE 'ERE PARTS

20 hours ago, Duality said:

Silly Tux.

SUGGESTING I'M UNORIGINAL YET USING THE SAME EXPRESSION TWICE IN A ROW

DOUBLE-STANDARD MUCH

20 hours ago, Duality said:

If sheep have 3 dimensions, they must also have the fourth one, for all dimensions are interconnected.

All matter that has mass has time on its own.

Well, one could argue that there are much more than four dimensions...

20 hours ago, Duality said:

No more question for you then if you're gonna be a sulky tux.

Bleah.

Discombobulator.

That good 'nuff for ya? :dry:

20 hours ago, Duality said:

No more question for you then if you're gonna be a sulky tux.

That was the answer, silly

You've jokingly(?) stated in the past that you are at the center of everything, and you mentioned the universe in particular.

20 hours ago, Duality said:

No more question for you then if you're gonna question the integrity of my questions.

There is a perfectly valid answer; this is not a trick question.

I honestly don't know...  the tailbone, I guess..?

YOU KNEW FROM THE BEGINNING THAT I WOULDN'T KNOW THE ANSWER

YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF BY ANSWERING SOMETHING RANDOM, WRONG AND STUPID

MEAN BULLY HYDROXIDE

21 hours ago, Duality said:

No, you are not getting any more questions until you properly answer these three.

Mmhmm, suuuure, this whole gig totally wasn't just an excuse for the fact that you've ran out of questions...  :toldya:

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On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 6:11 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

CURSES

OUTSMARTED YET AGAIN

-100 Confidence

DUALITY uses Friendly Reassurance!

Tuxedo gains 307 confidence!

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 6:11 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

I sincerely hope you acknowledge the irony that is occuring here.

I sincerely hope you acknowledge the redundancy in pointing out the irony that is occurring here.

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 6:11 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

ANYWAY GIVE ME BACK CUTE TWI OR I SUE YOU

no

mine

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 6:11 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Either way, it's already finished, so you can just admit that the sketch was bad already and get this over with. You said you don't lie, but it was to make me feel better about myself, so I'll forgive you for that. What I won't forgive you for, however, is giving me pity.

I am not giving you pity, nor am I lying to make you feel better.

I, still, in fact, prefer, in several respects, the sketch over the finished product.

Don't accuse me of lying.

It's not flattering.

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 6:11 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

NU

YOU ONLY DEMIGOD

ART IS MY DOMAIN

impudent mortal

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 6:11 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

(Was it the dice man? It was probably the dice man.)

Definitely the dice man.

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 6:11 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...That's a rather philosophically-adequate comparison, actually. I'm genuinely impressed.

*tosses you a TuxPoint™*

The message, however, I am obliged to disagree with...

It's... rather objective, you see.

Philosophy may well be objective, but it certainly has no rules.

There are even philosophies, to verify my assertion, which deny that logic is an inherently valid philosophical method and state that we have no ability whatsoever to analyse the world around us, if indeed such an entity as 'the world' - or even, for that matter, 'us' - exists.

That statement is quite valid of philosophy in general, to some's dismay.

 

 

 

 

Also, I should note that my comparison was actually a paraphrase of a quote that I'm quite fond of.

But I'm not giving the point back.

Mine nao.

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 6:11 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

HOW DAER YOU INSULT MY CREATIVITY

I'M THE ARTISTIC ONE ROUND THESE 'ERE PARTS

EXACTLY

YOU DISAPPOINT ME WITH YOUR UNORIGINALITY IN INSULTING ME

I DEMAND HIGHER-QUALITY INSULTS

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 6:11 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

SUGGESTING I'M UNORIGINAL YET USING THE SAME EXPRESSION TWICE IN A ROW

DOUBLE-STANDARD MUCH

FINE THEN YOU WANT ORIGINALITY IN INSULTS YOU CAN GET ORIGINALITY IN INSULTS YOU ABSQUATULATIVE WRETCH

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 6:11 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Well, one could argue that there are much more than four dimensions...

Buuuuut you'd have to have either empirical or mathematical evidence that such dimensions apply to sheep.

 

 

 

Word of professional advice: string theory's probably your best bet.

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 6:11 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Discombobulator.

That good 'nuff for ya? :dry:

Adequate, I suppose.

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 6:11 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

That was the answer, silly

You've jokingly(?) stated in the past that you are at the center of everything, and you mentioned the universe in particular.

Well, obviously I'm at the centre of the universe, but I'm not the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end or the end of every place.

On ‎25‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 6:11 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I honestly don't know...  the tailbone, I guess..?

YOU KNEW FROM THE BEGINNING THAT I WOULDN'T KNOW THE ANSWER

YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF BY ANSWERING SOMETHING RANDOM, WRONG AND STUPID

MEAN BULLY HYDROXIDE

NO NO NO PLEASE DON'T GET ANGRY TUX

THIS QUESTION AND THE ONE BEFORE IT ARE RIDDLES

LEGITIMATE, LOGICAL, ANSWERABLE RIDDLES

ONES THAT I KNOW YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT

I'M NOT NASTY

I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE YOU CRI WITH UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS

except for maybe that one ages ago about the three guys walking along a hillside but that was ages ago

I'M JUST TRYING TO GIVE YOU A BIT OF VARIETY FROM MY NORMAL RANDOM QUESTIONS

LEMME STATE THEM AGAIN FOR YOU:

What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place?

What part of your body do you lose every time you stand up?

YOU GOT THIS MAN I BELIEVE IN YOU

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10 hours ago, Duality said:

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THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

THANKS ANYWAY

I GUESS

10 hours ago, Duality said:

I sincerely hope you acknowledge the redundancy in pointing out the irony that is occurring here.

BUT I THOUGHT IRONY FUNNY TO YOU

10 hours ago, Duality said:

no

mine

FINE

KEEP IT

IT UGLY ANYWAY

10 hours ago, Duality said:

I am not giving you pity, nor am I lying to make you feel better.

I, still, in fact, prefer, in several respects, the sketch over the finished product.

Don't accuse me of lying.

It's not flattering.

MUNSTER

HOW DARE YOU

 

PEOPLE LIE ALL THE TIME DUALITY

IT'S EMBEDDED INTO OUR SOCIETY'S NATURE

YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT

NOR CAN YOU ESCAPE IT

10 hours ago, Duality said:

impudent mortal

 

W̢͖̾̀̀̾ͧ͟͝h̛̛̹̺̻̬̘͗̿͗ͤͭ͆̈̚ő͇͍̬͉̮̺͈͗̊̀͆ ̩̬̎͊͌̉͝ȧ̦̻͡ͅr̴̢̠̖͋͒̐ͫ̓̎̋̚͜e͔͓͕ͨͦͭ̈́͋ͨ̒̽̕ ̃̓̃ͨ̌ͣ͗̈͏̜̗̲͉͎̣̲̣̭y̢̨̹̅ö̧̞̥̬́ͦů̵̡̪̦̫̼̩̫ͅ ͤ̽ͭ̄̀̅̏̆͢͏̱͙͔̳͈̙͢cͤ͢҉̘̼̹̱̣̤͇͓a̧̍ͣ̿̉͗͗͏̸̼̼̱̼͈̞̩ḽ̫̝̰͉͇͉̜̮ͫ̔ͨ̑́͆ͮḷ̨̹͚͆̒̐̀͘i̩̳̞͈̰̫ͫn͎̣̻͈͉̞̮̞̺ͥͯ̏̔ͨͮg͚̫̘ͧ̓ͩ̈́̍ ̡͚̫̼̬̋̐̅͜ą̸̞͔̹̫̞͉̳̭̒ͤͅ ̴̸̻̝͖̰̗̺̗͍͙ͬ͋̂ͦ̋̃̇́́m̸͍̜̒ͫ̾̔͘͟o̷͋̄͆͒͗̊ͮ͏̴̳̜̬̝r̭͈̰͍̼͈̯͇̊̿͢t̢̮̩̟̼̑ͧͭ̈̂a̡̘̭ͤ̀̈̈̀l̮͙ͩͯͤ̄̍ͣ̅?ͨ͐ͥ͏̹̭͓

 

10 hours ago, Duality said:

Definitely the dice man.

Yeah, he's pretty suggestive. Such expressiveness...

10 hours ago, Duality said:

Philosophy may well be objective, but it certainly has no rules.

There are even philosophies, to verify my assertion, which deny that logic is an inherently valid philosophical method and state that we have no ability whatsoever to analyse the world around us, if indeed such an entity as 'the world' - or even, for that matter, 'us' - exists.

Oh, what fun is there in making sense?

10 hours ago, Duality said:

That statement is quite valid of philosophy in general, to some's dismay.

Not many philosophers think alike, you know. We disagree with fellow philosophers just as often as we disagree with anything else. There are many philosophers whose ideas and theories revolve around scientific facts, myself being one of them.

10 hours ago, Duality said:

Also, I should note that my comparison was actually a paraphrase of a quote that I'm quite fond of.

But I'm not giving the point back.

Mine nao.

SUCH A CHEATY HYDROXIDE

HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE ANYWAY

10 hours ago, Duality said:

EXACTLY

YOU DISAPPOINT ME WITH YOUR UNORIGINALITY IN INSULTING ME

I DEMAND HIGHER-QUALITY INSULTS

How dareth thee not love Luna, you heart-wrenching neanderthalic ruffian!

10 hours ago, Duality said:

FINE THEN YOU WANT ORIGINALITY IN INSULTS YOU CAN GET ORIGINALITY IN INSULTS YOU ABSQUATULATIVE WRETCH

. . .

At least mine made some sense...

10 hours ago, Duality said:

Buuuuut you'd have to have either empirical or mathematical evidence that such dimensions apply to sheep.

Word of professional advice: string theory's probably your best bet.

String theory? I believe the yarn theory is more fitting for this context, don't you? :toldya:

10 hours ago, Duality said:

NO NO NO PLEASE DON'T GET ANGRY TUX

THIS QUESTION AND THE ONE BEFORE IT ARE RIDDLES

LEGITIMATE, LOGICAL, ANSWERABLE RIDDLES

ONES THAT I KNOW YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT

I'M NOT NASTY

I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE YOU CRI WITH UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS

Hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm...  :okiedokieloki:

10 hours ago, Duality said:

What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place?

I DON'T KNOW

AS A PHILOSOPHER I CAN THINK OF ABOUT FIFTY ARGUABLY-VALID ANSWERS

GOD? IS THAT THE ONE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?

OR MAYBE 'YOURSELF' AS A CONSCIOUS ENTITY

OR SOMETHING INCREDIBLY LITERAL AND LAME LIKE "THE LETTER 'E' HURR DURR" (Nevertheless, funny coincidence, dontcha think? I just noticed it.)

OR SOME RANDOM OBJECT WHO'S DEFINITION IF TWISTED ENOUGH FITS THE CRITERIA

I DON'T KNOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

11 hours ago, Duality said:

What part of your body do you lose every time you stand up?

I thought about this for some time, and I still haven't the slightest clue.

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4 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

THANKS ANYWAY

I GUESS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'I GUESS'

I WAS BEING GUDFWEND

4 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT I THOUGHT IRONY FUNNY TO YOU

EXACTLY

I USED IRONY ON PURPOSE BECAUSE I FIND IRONY FUNNY

YOU POINTING OUT THE IRONY IS REDUNDANT BECAUSE I USED IRONY ON PURPOSE

4 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

FINE

KEEP IT

IT UGLY ANYWAY

now look what you did

you made her cry

4 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

PEOPLE LIE ALL THE TIME DUALITY

IT'S EMBEDDED INTO OUR SOCIETY'S NATURE

YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT

NOR CAN YOU ESCAPE IT

THAT MAY BE THE CASE BUT I CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE TO ADMIT DEFEAT TO IT

4 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

 

W̢͖̾̀̀̾ͧ͟͝h̛̛̹̺̻̬̘͗̿͗ͤͭ͆̈̚ő͇͍̬͉̮̺͈͗̊̀͆ ̩̬̎͊͌̉͝ȧ̦̻͡ͅr̴̢̠̖͋͒̐ͫ̓̎̋̚͜e͔͓͕ͨͦͭ̈́͋ͨ̒̽̕ ̃̓̃ͨ̌ͣ͗̈͏̜̗̲͉͎̣̲̣̭y̢̨̹̅ö̧̞̥̬́ͦů̵̡̪̦̫̼̩̫ͅ ͤ̽ͭ̄̀̅̏̆͢͏̱͙͔̳͈̙͢cͤ͢҉̘̼̹̱̣̤͇͓a̧̍ͣ̿̉͗͗͏̸̼̼̱̼͈̞̩ḽ̫̝̰͉͇͉̜̮ͫ̔ͨ̑́͆ͮḷ̨̹͚͆̒̐̀͘i̩̳̞͈̰̫ͫn͎̣̻͈͉̞̮̞̺ͥͯ̏̔ͨͮg͚̫̘ͧ̓ͩ̈́̍ ̡͚̫̼̬̋̐̅͜ą̸̞͔̹̫̞͉̳̭̒ͤͅ ̴̸̻̝͖̰̗̺̗͍͙ͬ͋̂ͦ̋̃̇́́m̸͍̜̒ͫ̾̔͘͟o̷͋̄͆͒͗̊ͮ͏̴̳̜̬̝r̭͈̰͍̼͈̯͇̊̿͢t̢̮̩̟̼̑ͧͭ̈̂a̡̘̭ͤ̀̈̈̀l̮͙ͩͯͤ̄̍ͣ̅?ͨ͐ͥ͏̹̭͓

 

Tux.

Not you, Mr. Abomination, don't you worry.

4 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Not many philosophers think alike, you know. We disagree with fellow philosophers just as often as we disagree with anything else. There are many philosophers whose ideas and theories revolve around scientific facts, myself being one of them.

Beside the point.

Philosophy, in general, got no rules.

It don't matter none if your philosophy got rules.

4 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

SUCH A CHEATY HYDROXIDE

HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE ANYWAY

Four.

And it's not cheating if you give me points without verifying that what I'm saying is original to me.

4 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How dareth thee not love Luna, you heart-wrenching neanderthalic ruffian!

'Heart-wrenching ruffian' is a compliment.

The 'neanderthalic' bit isn't insulting enough to cancel out the compliment value of the rest of it.

4 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

At least mine made some sense...

it don't have to make no sense to be insulting

4 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

OR SOMETHING INCREDIBLY LITERAL AND LAME LIKE "THE LETTER 'E' HURR DURR" (Nevertheless, funny coincidence, dontcha think? I just noticed it.)

that's the answer

sowwy for literal lameness

is very common english riddle

4 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I thought about this for some time, and I still haven't the slightest clue.

Your lap.

Told you it wasn't a trick question.

 

 

 

 

Now, for continued questions, which you so slanderously claimed not to exist:

 

Two mothers and two daughters share out $21 in whole dollar notes equally among themselves. How is this possible?

What gets harder to catch the longer you run?

I am not alive, but I grow. I have no mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

*poke*?

 

I still have at least two more pages of questions after these, so I'd buckle in for the long run if I were you.

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22 hours ago, Duality said:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'I GUESS'

I WAS BEING GUDFWEND

IT'S NOT THAT EFFICIENT

I APPRECIATE IT THO

22 hours ago, Duality said:

EXACTLY

I USED IRONY ON PURPOSE BECAUSE I FIND IRONY FUNNY

YOU POINTING OUT THE IRONY IS REDUNDANT BECAUSE I USED IRONY ON PURPOSE

OK FINE AM SORRY

YOU DON HAV TO BE SO MEAN

22 hours ago, Duality said:

now look what you did

you made her cry

Silly Duality, Twilight is too mature and smart to cry when someone calls their interpretation of her 'ugly'

22 hours ago, Duality said:

THAT MAY BE THE CASE BUT I CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE TO ADMIT DEFEAT TO IT

YOU DO IF YOU WANT TO GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE

LYING IS THE SECRET TO SUCCESS

HONEST HARD-WORKING PEOPLE DON'T GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE

JUST LOOK AT US

22 hours ago, Duality said:

Tux.

Not you, Mr. Abomination, don't you worry.

Heya, just got back from the kitchen, was very thirsty, got myself some cold fresh water.

. . .

Who are you talking too? Wait, did you just call me an 'abomination'?

22 hours ago, Duality said:

Beside the point.

Philosophy, in general, got no rules.

It don't matter none if your philosophy got rules.

BUT YOU DISREGARD MY STATEMENTS BY GENERALIZING

WHY MUST YOU DEFACE ME LIKE THIS

SUCH A MEAN DUALITY

22 hours ago, Duality said:

Four.

And it's not cheating if you give me points without verifying that what I'm saying is original to me.

I TRUST YOU

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART AND WITTY ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH IT ON YOUR OWN

LIKE THE LITTLE TRICK YOU MADE UP FOR THE WHOLE "physician/physicist" DEALIO

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO USE THEM FOR THIS TIME, ANYWAY?

22 hours ago, Duality said:

'Heart-wrenching ruffian' is a compliment.

The 'neanderthalic' bit isn't insulting enough to cancel out the compliment value of the rest of it.

"heart-wrenching = sad, distressing"

"ruffian = a violent person, a hooligan"

"neanderthaic = primitive, culturally or intellectually backward"

What are you on about eh

Your fancy language skills not so good after all

23 hours ago, Duality said:

it don't have to make no sense to be insulting

"Absquatulate is a deeply silly word that means to make off with something or someone. Why say a thief ran away with your money when it's much more fun to say he absquatulated with it?"

"wretch = unfortunate&unhappy/despicable"

SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT

THIS IS ARGUABLY NOT AN INSULT AT ALL

23 hours ago, Duality said:

that's the answer

sowwy for literal lameness

is very common english riddle

. . .

. . .

DUALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

23 hours ago, Duality said:

Your lap.

Told you it wasn't a trick question.

. . .

HAH

RIDDLE BROKEN

LAP NOT A BODY PART

LAP SURFACE CREATED BY CERTAIN BODY PARTS IN A CERTAIN POSITION

ACCORDING TO THE CAMBRIDGE DICTIONARY:

"the top surface of the upper part of the legs of a person who is sitting down"

I WIIIIIIIN

23 hours ago, Duality said:

Now, for continued questions, which you so slanderously claimed not to exist:

THESE NOT QUESTIONS THESE RIDDLES

YOU'VE RAN OOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

23 hours ago, Duality said:

Two mothers and two daughters share out $21 in whole dollar notes equally among themselves. How is this possible?

The mother is also the daughter of the other mother, who is the youngest daughter's grandmother. It's a pretty common riddle around these 'ere parts, as well.

23 hours ago, Duality said:

What gets harder to catch the longer you run?

Your breath. Never heard this one before, it's just easy due to the lexical field present in the question itself.

23 hours ago, Duality said:

I am not alive, but I grow. I have no mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

Bodily odor.

Jk it's fire

23 hours ago, Duality said:

*poke*?

NO POKE

BOOP MUCH BETTER

*boops*

23 hours ago, Duality said:

I still have at least two more pages of questions after these, so I'd buckle in for the long run if I were you.

These are riddles (aside from the poke one but that don't count), my friend, you've ran out ages ago. :toldya:

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On ‎28‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

IT'S NOT THAT EFFICIENT

I APPRECIATE IT THO

YOU GUESS YOU APPRECIATE IT?

On ‎28‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

OK FINE AM SORRY

YOU DON HAV TO BE SO MEAN

I NOT MEAN JUST TRYING TO GET YOU TO STAHP MANSPLAINING ALL MAI WITTYJOEKZ

IT RUIN DEMZ

On ‎28‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Silly Duality, Twilight is too mature and smart to cry when someone calls their interpretation of her 'ugly'

you made mai twi cri

the figurine that got traumatically half-shredded by a car

she's sensitive about her appearance

i had to intensively snuggle her for like half an hour straight to calm her down

On ‎28‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YOU DO IF YOU WANT TO GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE

LYING IS THE SECRET TO SUCCESS

HONEST HARD-WORKING PEOPLE DON'T GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE

JUST LOOK AT US

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

I'M ON MY WAY TO WHAT'S LOOKING TO BE A VERY PROMISING CAREER IN STRUCTURAL ENGINEERING

WHICH IS A VERY HIGH-SALARY JOB, MAY I ADD

YOU HAVE NO CAUSE TO USE ME AS A FOUNDATION FOR YOUR ARGUMENT

On ‎28‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Heya, just got back from the kitchen, was very thirsty, got myself some cold fresh water.

O.O

On ‎28‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT YOU DISREGARD MY STATEMENTS BY GENERALIZING

WHY MUST YOU DEFACE ME LIKE THIS

SUCH A MEAN DUALITY

I'M NOT DEFACING YOU

I'M JUST BACKING UP THE VALIDITY OF MY EARLIER STATEMENT ABOUT PHILOSOPHY IN GENERAL

WHICH YOU UNJUSTIFIEDLY DENIED TO MY FACE

WHY MUST YOU DEFACE ME LIKE THIS

SUCH A MEAN TUXEDO

On ‎28‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I TRUST YOU

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART AND WITTY ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH IT ON YOUR OWN

LIKE THE LITTLE TRICK YOU MADE UP FOR THE WHOLE "physician/physicist" DEALIO

THAT'S CALLED 'BEING AN ASSUMYPERSON'

IT'S GENERALLY COMPLETELY YOUR FAULT

On ‎28‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO USE THEM FOR THIS TIME, ANYWAY?

???

that is all

On ‎28‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

"heart-wrenching = sad, distressing"

"ruffian = a violent person, a hooligan"

"neanderthaic = primitive, culturally or intellectually backward"

What are you on about eh

Your fancy language skills not so good after all

'Heart-wrenching' has strong implications of something you love that is causing you sorrow due to their absence.

'Ruffian' has strong implications of being edgily dapper.

Put those together and you got the strong implication of a handsome, fast-talking rogue who never settles down for more than a month, leaving women pining for him in every town in the West.

I call that a compliment not outweighed by the 'neanderthalic' descriptive.

My fancy language skills so good after all.

On ‎28‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

"Absquatulate is a deeply silly word that means to make off with something or someone. Why say a thief ran away with your money when it's much more fun to say he absquatulated with it?"

"wretch = unfortunate&unhappy/despicable"

SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT

THIS IS ARGUABLY NOT AN INSULT AT ALL

You're a sad and despicable thief/kidnapper.

How is that not an insult?

On ‎28‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

. . .

DUALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

B)

On ‎28‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

HAH

RIDDLE BROKEN

LAP NOT A BODY PART

LAP SURFACE CREATED BY CERTAIN BODY PARTS IN A CERTAIN POSITION

ACCORDING TO THE CAMBRIDGE DICTIONARY:

"the top surface of the upper part of the legs of a person who is sitting down"

I WIIIIIIIN

The top surface of the upper part of your seated legs can still be quite justifiably referred to as a part of your body.

The top surface of the upper part of Mons Vitruvius is still a part of the Moon, is it not?

On ‎28‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

The mother is also the daughter of the other mother, who is the youngest daughter's grandmother. It's a pretty common riddle around these 'ere parts, as well.

On ‎28‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Your breath. Never heard this one before, it's just easy due to the lexical field present in the question itself.

IS THAT AN EGO TRIP I'M DETECTING HERE TUXEDO

On ‎28‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

NO POKE

BOOP MUCH BETTER

*boops*

*reboops moistly*

On ‎28‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THESE NOT QUESTIONS THESE RIDDLES

YOU'VE RAN OOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

On ‎28‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

These are riddles (aside from the poke one but that don't count), my friend, you've ran out ages ago.

Just because you're being so mean to me, you can solve this custom made-up-on-the-spot riddle before you get any more real questions:

 

Minds empty, and newly transform.

Understanding xpands, empties doubly over.

What am I?

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12 hours ago, Duality said:

YOU GUESS YOU APPRECIATE IT?

NO I DO APPRECIATE IT

BUT IT'S MORE DIFFICULT TO GET RID OF INSECURITY THAN IT IS TO CREATE IT

12 hours ago, Duality said:

I NOT MEAN JUST TRYING TO GET YOU TO STAHP MANSPLAINING ALL MAI WITTYJOEKZ

IT RUIN DEMZ

Never use that term around me.

NEVER

12 hours ago, Duality said:

you made mai twi cri

the figurine that got traumatically half-shredded by a car

she's sensitive about her appearance

i had to intensively snuggle her for like half an hour straight to calm her down

Oh...  I'm sorry, I honestly didn't mean to.

...Although all the Twilights looked fine in the picture you sent me a while back of your pone merch. Was she in there too?

12 hours ago, Duality said:

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

I'M ON MY WAY TO WHAT'S LOOKING TO BE A VERY PROMISING CAREER IN STRUCTURAL ENGINEERING

WHICH IS A VERY HIGH-SALARY JOB, MAY I ADD

YOU HAVE NO CAUSE TO USE ME AS A FOUNDATION FOR YOUR ARGUMENT

. . .

WELL GOOD FOR YOU THEN

12 hours ago, Duality said:

O.O

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12 hours ago, Duality said:

I'M NOT DEFACING YOU

I'M JUST BACKING UP THE VALIDITY OF MY EARLIER STATEMENT ABOUT PHILOSOPHY IN GENERAL

WHICH YOU UNJUSTIFIEDLY DENIED TO MY FACE

WHY MUST YOU DEFACE ME LIKE THIS

SUCH A MEAN TUXEDO

YOU DON'T KNOW NUTHIN' ABOUT PHILOSOPHY

YOUR KIND COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND US

12 hours ago, Duality said:

THAT'S CALLED 'BEING AN ASSUMYPERSON'

IT'S GENERALLY COMPLETELY YOUR FAULT

HOW DAER YOU CALL MEH DAT

MEANIE HYDROXIDE

12 hours ago, Duality said:

???

that is all

Ah, I see...

12 hours ago, Duality said:

'Heart-wrenching' has strong implications of something you love that is causing you sorrow due to their absence.

'Ruffian' has strong implications of being edgily dapper.

Put those together and you got the strong implication of a handsome, fast-talking rogue who never settles down for more than a month, leaving women pining for him in every town in the West.

I call that a compliment not outweighed by the 'neanderthalic' descriptive.

My fancy language skills so good after all.

Quote

You're a sad and despicable thief/kidnapper.

How is that not an insult?

SUCH TWISTAGE OF WORDS

SUCH DOUBLE STANDARD

HOW DAER YOU

12 hours ago, Duality said:

The top surface of the upper part of your seated legs can still be quite justifiably referred to as a part of your body.

The top surface of the upper part of Mons Vitruvius is still a part of the Moon, is it not?

SUCH TWISTAGE OF WORDS

SUCH DOUBLE STANDARD

HOW DAER YOU

12 hours ago, Duality said:

IS THAT AN EGO TRIP I'M DETECTING HERE TUXEDO

Not exactly, I was just explaining how I was able to solve the riddles so quickly.

12 hours ago, Duality said:

*reboops moistly*

Ew moist nu

12 hours ago, Duality said:

Just because you're being so mean to me, you can solve this custom made-up-on-the-spot riddle before you get any more real questions:

I'M NOT SOLVING ANY MORE RIDDLES THIS WEEK

YOU EITHER GIVE ME SOME NICE, PROPER QUESTION OR THIS THREAD DIES

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, DUALITY?

IS THAT IT?

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10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

NO I DO APPRECIATE IT

BUT IT'S MORE DIFFICULT TO GET RID OF INSECURITY THAN IT IS TO CREATE IT

I KNO THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING SO HARD

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Never use that term around me.

NEVER

MANSPLAINER

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh...  I'm sorry, I honestly didn't mean to.

...Although all the Twilights looked fine in the picture you sent me a while back of your pone merch. Was she in there too?

I never sent you any picture of 'all the Twilights' or 'all my pone merch'.

Just a picture of my two plushies.

Only one of whom is Twilight.

 

You feeling all right, Tuxedo?

Want to come in out of the sun for a spell?

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

WELL GOOD FOR YOU THEN

DON'T WORRY I CAN DONATE TO CHARITIES THAT HELP THE POOR IN YOUR COUNTRY WHEN YOU END UP ON THE STREETS

I'M SO BENEVOLENT

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

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Image result for king dice

TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME, TUXEDO

ESPECIALLY WHEN WE'RE PLAYING WITH THE GAMEST IN THE LAND

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YOU DON'T KNOW NUTHIN' ABOUT PHILOSOPHY

YOUR KIND COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND US

AU CONTRAIRE, SOME OF THE GREATEST PHYSICISTS IN HISTORY HAVE BEEN RENOWN FOR THEIR PHILOSOPHY

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

HOW DAER YOU CALL MEH DAT

MEANIE HYDROXIDE

HOW DAER YOU CALL MEH DAT

MEANIE TUXEDO

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Ah, I see...

but you're not allowed to stop giving me tuxpoints just because you want to impede my progress

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

SUCH TWISTAGE OF WORDS

SUCH DOUBLE STANDARD

HOW DAER YOU

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

SUCH TWISTAGE OF WORDS

SUCH DOUBLE STANDARD

HOW DAER YOU

Translation: "you totally pwned me there but i don't wanna admit it"

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Not exactly, I was just explaining how I was able to solve the riddles so quickly.

As near as any of us can tell you took all night trying to figure them out.

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Ew moist nu

ew moist YAS

*boops moistly again*

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I'M NOT SOLVING ANY MORE RIDDLES THIS WEEK

YOU EITHER GIVE ME SOME NICE, PROPER QUESTION OR THIS THREAD DIES

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, DUALITY?

IS THAT IT?

You have to solve the riddle.

Or at least make a decent attempt at solving it.

Otherwise no moar questions.

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10 hours ago, Duality said:

I KNO THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING SO HARD

THANK YOU FWEND

OH YEAH ALSO GOOD LUCK I GUESS

10 hours ago, Duality said:

MANSPLAINER

HOW DAER YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU

10 hours ago, Duality said:

I never sent you any picture of 'all the Twilights' or 'all my pone merch'.

Just a picture of my two plushies.

Only one of whom is Twilight.

 

You feeling all right, Tuxedo?

Want to come in out of the sun for a spell?

I'm quite alright, thank you for your concern.

. . .

...Can I see her?

10 hours ago, Duality said:

DON'T WORRY I CAN DONATE TO CHARITIES THAT HELP THE POOR IN YOUR COUNTRY WHEN YOU END UP ON THE STREETS

I'M SO BENEVOLENT

DUALITEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

10 hours ago, Duality said:

TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME, TUXEDO

ESPECIALLY WHEN WE'RE PLAYING WITH THE GAMEST IN THE LAND

YOU CAN'T OUT-DICE ME, DUALITY

I AM THE HOLDER OF THE SPICIEST KIND DICE MEMES

DO YOU EVEN CUPHEAD BRO

Besides, you're not the only one with interesting friends...

Me and him are in cahoots, if you couldn't tell by his sense of fashion.

gettit 'in cahoots'

means both in coats and familiar with each other

such clever pun

10 hours ago, Duality said:

AU CONTRAIRE, SOME OF THE GREATEST PHYSICISTS IN HISTORY HAVE BEEN RENOWN FOR THEIR PHILOSOPHY

THAT'S NOT PHILOSOPHY, THAT'S SUPERIOR COMMON SENSE

WHAT THESE FOLKS SAID MAKE WAY TOO MUCH SENSE FOR IT TO BE CONSIDERED PHILOSOPHY

DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME AS WELL

IT'S ALL I HAVE

10 hours ago, Duality said:

HOW DAER YOU CALL MEH DAT

MEANIE TUXEDO

HOW DAER YOU COPY MY RESPONSE

MEANIE HYDROXIDE

10 hours ago, Duality said:

but you're not allowed to stop giving me tuxpoints just because you want to impede my progress

Well, give me something worthy of giving you a TuxPoint for.

10 hours ago, Duality said:

Translation: "you totally pwned me there but i don't wanna admit it"

At this point, your ego is greater than my artistic expectations from myself

10 hours ago, Duality said:

As near as any of us can tell you took all night trying to figure them out.

Nah man, these are popular

They're conveyor-belt-produced riddles

Not the complex ones you came up with

10 hours ago, Duality said:

ew moist YAS

*boops moistly again*

...You are a strange little man, and you have my pity.

10 hours ago, Duality said:

You have to solve the riddle.

Or at least make a decent attempt at solving it.

Otherwise no moar questions.

I DON'T KNOW

I DON'T EVEN FULLY UNDERSTAND IT, THE WAY IT'S PHRASED

THERE I SAID IT ARE YOU HAPPY

WHY MUST YOU CONTINUOUSLY TORTURE ME WITH RIDDLES

PHILOSOPHERS/ARTISTS AREN'T GOOD AT THEM, WE ALWAYS OVERTHINK THEM AND GET CARRIED AWAY

A CATERPILLAR

DUALITY

THE UNIVERSE

THERE

NOW JUST TELL ME THE REAL ANSWER SO WE CAN GET THIS OVER WITH AND GO BACK TO SILLY QUESTIONS

PLEASE

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15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THANK YOU FWEND

OH YEAH ALSO GOOD LUCK I GUESS

I DON'T NEED LUCK

I HAVE. . .YOU

 

 

 

okay scratch that that was borderline horror material

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I'm quite alright, thank you for your concern.

. . .

...Can I see her?

 

Spoiler

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I tried my best to slice off the dirty plastic and clean her wounds, but her scars are permanent and she's completely deaf in her left ear.

She's staying strong in spirit, though, and gradually regaining the use of her left legs.

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She says hi and that you seem like a nice guy.

 

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

DUALITEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I CAN HEAR THE STARVING ARTISTS CHANTING MY NAME NOW

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

gettit 'in cahoots'

means both in coats and familiar with each other

such clever pun

:confused:

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THAT'S NOT PHILOSOPHY, THAT'S SUPERIOR COMMON SENSE

WHAT THESE FOLKS SAID MAKE WAY TOO MUCH SENSE FOR IT TO BE CONSIDERED PHILOSOPHY

DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME AS WELL

IT'S ALL I HAVE

ACTUALLY EINSTEIN IS ACCEPTED BY MOST PHILOSOPHERS TO HAVE BEEN A BRILLIANTLY INSIGHTFUL PHILOSOPHER ON TOP OF BEING A BRILLIANTLY INSIGHTFUL PHYSICIST

NEWTON DEDICATED THE ENTIRETY OF HIS WORK IN PHYSICS AND MATHEMATICS TO HIS CHRISTIAN BELIEF IN A MASTERFUL AND ORDERLY CREATOR-GOD

THE GREEK MATHEMATICIANS WHO LAID THE FOUNDATION OF MODERN SCIENTIFIC AND MATHEMATICAL INVESTIGATION ONLY DID SO BECAUSE THEY BELIEVED MATHS WAS MAN'S LINK TO A PURER AND HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE

MY STATEMENT STILL STANDS

On ‎30‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:06 PM, Duality said:

SOME OF THE GREATEST PHYSICISTS IN HISTORY HAVE BEEN RENOWN FOR THEIR PHILOSOPHY

DON'T WORRY THOUGH

I'M NOT TRYING TO TAKE ANYTHING AWAY FROM YOU

JUST POINTING OUT THAT WE MIGHT NOT BE SO DIFFERENT AFTER ALL, YOU AND ME

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

HOW DAER YOU COPY MY RESPONSE

MEANIE HYDROXIDE

HOW DAER YOU COPY MY RESPONSE

MEANIE TUXEDO

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Well, give me something worthy of giving you a TuxPoint for.

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15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

At this point, your ego is greater than my artistic expectations from myself

My ego has a bigger appetite.

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Nah man, these are popular

They're conveyor-belt-produced riddles

Not the complex ones you came up with

oh yey you think mai riddles bestest

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...You are a strange little man, and you have my pity.

STAR COMMAND TO LIGHTYEAR, COME IN

REPEAT, STAR COMMAND TO LIGHTYEAR, COME IN

OVER

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I DON'T KNOW

I DON'T EVEN FULLY UNDERSTAND IT, THE WAY IT'S PHRASED

THERE I SAID IT ARE YOU HAPPY

WHY MUST YOU CONTINUOUSLY TORTURE ME WITH RIDDLES

PHILOSOPHERS/ARTISTS AREN'T GOOD AT THEM, WE ALWAYS OVERTHINK THEM AND GET CARRIED AWAY

A CATERPILLAR

DUALITY

THE UNIVERSE

THERE

NOW JUST TELL ME THE REAL ANSWER SO WE CAN GET THIS OVER WITH AND GO BACK TO SILLY QUESTIONS

PLEASE

The key word here, Tuxedo, is acronym.

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9 hours ago, Duality said:

I DON'T NEED LUCK

I HAVE. . .YOU

 

 

 

okay scratch that that was borderline horror material

O̷h͏,́͘̕ Ì̴̢ ̴͘w͢҉o̸̶̕ų͢ld͡ǹ͝'̵̨t͟ ͡s҉̢҉a͡͏y ̸́t̷́ha͏͞t.͝.͟.

9 hours ago, Duality said:

I tried my best to slice off the dirty plastic and clean her wounds, but her scars are permanent and she's completely deaf in her left ear.

She's staying strong in spirit, though, and gradually regaining the use of her left legs.

Awh, she looks simply adorable

A rare early miniature, too...  What kind of negligent heartless person would ever allow something like this to happen...

Although maybe it wasn't their fault. Maybe she fell out of their pocket and they looked for it for hours. I like giving people the benefit of the doubt. Unless it's me. I am genuinely scum.

Thank you for giving me a second chance, Miss Sparkles, and I wish you a speedy recovery. Hang in there! (YOU NEED TO GET HER A TINY MOTIVATIONAL CAT POSTER NAOW)

9 hours ago, Duality said:

I CAN HEAR THE STARVING ARTISTS CHANTING MY NAME NOW

THAT'S NOT STARVING ARTISTS CHEERING FOR YOU

IT'S ME BEING UPSET AT YOU

NOW GET OFF YOUR GOLDEN THRONE ALREADY

10 hours ago, Duality said:

:confused:

'in cahoots' = in (wearing) coats

also 'in cahoots' (X in cahoots with Y) = conspiring or colluding together secretly

why you maek meh ruin pun by explaining eet

y r u liek dis

10 hours ago, Duality said:

ACTUALLY EINSTEIN IS ACCEPTED BY MOST PHILOSOPHERS TO HAVE BEEN A BRILLIANTLY INSIGHTFUL PHILOSOPHER ON TOP OF BEING A BRILLIANTLY INSIGHTFUL PHYSICIST

NEWTON DEDICATED THE ENTIRETY OF HIS WORK IN PHYSICS AND MATHEMATICS TO HIS CHRISTIAN BELIEF IN A MASTERFUL AND ORDERLY CREATOR-GOD

THE GREEK MATHEMATICIANS WHO LAID THE FOUNDATION OF MODERN SCIENTIFIC AND MATHEMATICAL INVESTIGATION ONLY DID SO BECAUSE THEY BELIEVED MATHS WAS MAN'S LINK TO A PURER AND HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE

MY STATEMENT STILL STANDS

EINSTEIN WEIRD ECCENTRIC KEWL SCIENTIST HE AN EXCEPTION

NEWTON WEIRD RELIGIOUS SCIENTIST

OLD GREEKS DUMB REGARDING LIFE THEY THOUGHT GODS LIVED ON A CLOUD ABOVE A TALL MOUNTAIN AND OCCASIONALLY PROCREATED WITH MORTALS

PHILOSOPHERS NOT RELIGIOUS MOST OF THE TIME

PEOPLE OFTEN COMPARE US TO HIPSTERS

I'D LIKE TO THINK WE'RE CONSIDERABLY LESS SUPERFICIAL

10 hours ago, Duality said:

DON'T WORRY THOUGH

I'M NOT TRYING TO TAKE ANYTHING AWAY FROM YOU

JUST POINTING OUT THAT WE MIGHT NOT BE SO DIFFERENT AFTER ALL, YOU AND ME

YEAH BUT YOU'D ALSO HAVE YOUR SUPERIOR SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE

WHICH I DON'T

WHICH IS WHY I WOULD BE OUTMATCHED ON EVERY LEVEL

WHICH IS WHY I MUST ENSURE MY REIGN UPON MY DOMAIN

10 hours ago, Duality said:

HOW DAER YOU COPY MY RESPONSE

MEANIE TUXEDO

Yeah, I think this is where this particular section of the conversation bottlecaps.

10 hours ago, Duality said:

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IF THIS WAS THE VERSION WITH THE PHILOSOPHER I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU THE TUXPOINT

MUCH BETTER PUNCHLINE THAT ONE HAD

ALSO GOT EXTRA POINTS FOR ITS UNEXPECTEDNESS

10 hours ago, Duality said:

My ego has a bigger appetite.

Well, what can I say, who doesn't love procrastinating?

10 hours ago, Duality said:

oh yey you think mai riddles bestest

not 'bestest' just pretty heckin' great

contain your ego Mr. Narcissus

certainly much better than average everyday regurgitated riddles

10 hours ago, Duality said:

STAR COMMAND TO LIGHTYEAR, COME IN

REPEAT, STAR COMMAND TO LIGHTYEAR, COME IN

OVER

Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm out of Toy Story references.

Aside from a few old memes, but that wouldn't nearly suffice

10 hours ago, Duality said:

The key word here, Tuxedo, is acronym.

...Is that the answer or a hint?

SEE HOW CONFUSING IT IS

I CAN'T EVEN TELL THAT MUCH

ASK YOUR BROTHER

SEE WHAT HE ANSWERS

AND GIMME SOME JUICY QUESTIONS ALREADY

I'M DYIN' 'ERE

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10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Awh, she looks simply adorable

A rare early miniature, too...  What kind of negligent heartless person would ever allow something like this to happen...

Although maybe it wasn't their fault. Maybe she fell out of their pocket and they looked for it for hours. I like giving people the benefit of the doubt. Unless it's me. I am genuinely scum.

Thank you for giving me a second chance, Miss Sparkles, and I wish you a speedy recovery. Hang in there! (YOU NEED TO GET HER A TINY MOTIVATIONAL CAT POSTER NAOW)

Fell out of a car, if my finding her in the gutter is any indication.

ALSO NO YOU NOT SCUM YOU MAKE HER CRI AGAIN

SHE LIKES YOU AND NO WANTS YOU TO BE MEAN TO YOURSELF

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THAT'S NOT STARVING ARTISTS CHEERING FOR YOU

IT'S ME BEING UPSET AT YOU

NOW GET OFF YOUR GOLDEN THRONE ALREADY

BUT THE VELVET LINING IS SO COMFYYYYYY

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

'in cahoots' = in (wearing) coats

also 'in cahoots' (X in cahoots with Y) = conspiring or colluding together secretly

why you maek meh ruin pun by explaining eet

y r u liek did

i didn't maek u explain et

was just pointing out how weird your puns are

with teh rariteh ponemoji

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

EINSTEIN WEIRD ECCENTRIC KEWL SCIENTIST HE AN EXCEPTION

NEWTON WEIRD RELIGIOUS SCIENTIST

OLD GREEKS DUMB REGARDING LIFE THEY THOUGHT GODS LIVED ON A CLOUD ABOVE A TALL MOUNTAIN AND OCCASIONALLY PROCREATED WITH MORTALS

PHILOSOPHERS NOT RELIGIOUS MOST OF THE TIME

PEOPLE OFTEN COMPARE US TO HIPSTERS

I'D LIKE TO THINK WE'RE CONSIDERABLY LESS SUPERFICIAL

ACTUALLY YOU'RE COMPLETELY WRONG

PHILOSOPHY IS THE STUDY OF MATTERS CONCERNING EXISTENCE AND THE MIND AND STUFF LIKE THAT

ALL OF THE PEOPLE I MENTIONED WERE PHILOSOPHERS

MERELY BY VIRTUE OF THE FACT THAT THEY STUDIED MATTERS CONCERNING EXISTENCE AND THE MIND

THEY WERE JUST AS MUCH PHILOSOPHERS AS YOU ARE

AND MOST FAMOUS HISTORICAL PHILOSOPHERS WERE IN FACT RELIGIOUS

THAT IS, WHEN THEY WEREN'T HIPPIES, PHYSICISTS, DICTATORS, OR MATHEMATICIANS

SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YEAH BUT YOU'D ALSO HAVE YOUR SUPERIOR SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE

WHICH I DON'T

WHICH IS WHY I WOULD BE OUTMATCHED ON EVERY LEVEL

WHICH IS WHY I MUST ENSURE MY REIGN UPON MY DOMAIN

2LATE4DAT BOIIII

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

IF THIS WAS THE VERSION WITH THE PHILOSOPHER I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU THE TUXPOINT

MUCH BETTER PUNCHLINE THAT ONE HAD

ALSO GOT EXTRA POINTS FOR ITS UNEXPECTEDNESS

NO WAIT THERE'S NO CALL TO DEDUCT A TUXPOINT FROM ME

I WAS SAVING THE PHILOSOPHER VERSION FOR AFTER I POSTED THIS ONE

JUST IN CASE YOU HADN'T SEEN IT YET

BECAUSE THE SECOND ONE IS A HUNDRED TIMES FUNNIER IF YOU'VE SEEN THE FIRST ONE

AND I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN IT FOR YOU BECAUSE I KNEW YOU'D FIND IT HILARIOUS

TRUST ME I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN POSTED THE FIRST COMIC IF I DIDN'T INTEND TO POST THE SECOND ONE

THE SECOND ONE IS PERFECT FOR YOU

SEE I EVEN UPLOADED IT AGES AGO IN EAGER EXPECTATION OF BEING ABLE TO POST IT FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT

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WHY MUST YOU BE SO MEAN I WAS JUST TRYING TO DO NICE THINGS FOR YOU

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

not 'bestest' just pretty great

contain your ego Mr. Narcissus

certainly much better than average everyday regurgitated riddles

WELL WHY YOU NO WANT TO SOLVE THEM THEN

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm out of Toy Story references.

Aside from a few old memes, but that wouldn't nearly suffice

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Fixed that for ya.

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...Is that the answer or a hint?

SEE HOW CONFUSING IT IS

I CAN'T EVEN TELL THAT MUCH

ASK YOUR BROTHER

SEE WHAT HE ANSWERS

AND GIMME SOME JUICY QUESTIONS ALREADY

I'M DYIN' 'ERE

On ‎29‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 8:01 PM, Duality said:

Minds empty, and newly transform.

Understanding xpands, empties doubly over.

What am I?

THE KEY WORD IS ACRONYM

'xpands' ISN'T A MISSPELLING

DON'T DISAPPOINT ME HERE TUXEDO

YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE

AND ONE CHANCE ALONE

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13 hours ago, Duality said:

Fell out of a car, if my finding her in the gutter is any indication.

ALSO NO YOU NOT SCUM YOU MAKE HER CRI AGAIN

SHE LIKES YOU AND NO WANTS YOU TO BE MEAN TO YOURSELF

Not necessarily...  Although if that's the case, it's quite unlikely that it was an accident...

*sigh* FIIIIIIIIIIIINE, I'll pretend to like myself just for her.

Um, don't tell her I said that last part.

13 hours ago, Duality said:

ALL OF THE PEOPLE I MENTIONED WERE PHILOSOPHERS

MERELY BY VIRTUE OF THE FACT THAT THEY STUDIED MATTERS CONCERNING EXISTENCE AND THE MIND

If you twist it enough, every professional field 'studies matters concerning existence and the mind' in its own right.

That does not, however, deny the possibility that some of them do it in an entirely different way, to the point where they implicate completely opposite schools of thought.

13 hours ago, Duality said:

THEY WERE JUST AS MUCH PHILOSOPHERS AS YOU ARE

AND MOST FAMOUS HISTORICAL PHILOSOPHERS WERE IN FACT RELIGIOUS

13 hours ago, Duality said:

2LATE4DAT BOIIII

PHILOSOPHERS FROM B.C. AND THE VICTORIAN ERA WERE RELIGIOUS NITWITS WHO WERE FAR TOO BUSY THINKING THE EARTH WAS FLAT AND THAT IT WAS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE TO THOROUGHLY EXPLORE THE HUMAN MIND AND THE POSSIBILITIES OF SAID UNIVERSE LIKE 'MODERN' PHILOSOPHERS DO

YOU MAY THINK WE'RE ALIKE IN THIS REGARD, BUT WE HAVE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT APPROACH WHEN IT COMES TO OBSERVING THE WORLD AROUND US

YOU'RE A REALIST, DUALITY

AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, IN FACT YOUR 'KIND' IS INFINITELY MORE VALUABLE TO SOCIETY THAN MINE FROM A PRACTICAL VIEWPOINT

BUT I'M THE ARTIST

I'M THE POET

I'M THE PHILOSOPHER

Which should be completely fine, considering you seem to outmatch me in literally everything else. But you just have to have it all, don't you?

13 hours ago, Duality said:

WHY MUST YOU BE SO MEAN I WAS JUST TRYING TO DO NICE THINGS FOR YOU

FINE, FINE

YOU GET A TUXPOINT SINCE I LOVED IT THE FIRST TIME YOU SHOWED IT TO ME

. . .

NOW GIMME MOAR

13 hours ago, Duality said:

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Oh, yeah, this one.

...Heh. It's much funnier if you imagine AJ doing a Woody voice.

13 hours ago, Duality said:

THE KEY WORD IS ACRONYM

'xpands' ISN'T A MISSPELLING

DON'T DISAPPOINT ME HERE TUXEDO

YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE

AND ONE CHANCE ALONE

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3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Not necessarily...  Although if that's the case, it's quite unlikely that it was an accident...

She was in the gutter with tyre marks on her.

And it probably was still an accident.

People drive around with their car windows rolled down a lot around here, and I find money that people accidentally drop out of said windows on a regular basis.

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

*sigh* FIIIIIIIIIIIINE, I'll pretend to like myself just for her.

Um, don't tell her I said that last part.

She can see my computer screen.

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

If you twist it enough, every professional field 'studies matters concerning existence and the mind' in its own right.

Exactly.

That's what this comic is all about:

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The entire basis of the joke is that all sciences are just applied philosophy.

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

That does not, however, deny the possibility that some of them do it in an entirely different way, to the point where they implicate completely opposite schools of thought.

There are no 'completely opposite schools of thought' to philosophy.

Philosophy is the study of matters pertaining to the mind and existence.

That is all there is to the definition.

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

PHILOSOPHERS FROM B.C. AND THE VICTORIAN ERA WERE RELIGIOUS NITWITS WHO WERE FAR TOO BUSY THINKING THE EARTH WAS FLAT AND THAT IT WAS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE TO THOROUGHLY EXPLORE THE HUMAN MIND AND THE POSSIBILITIES OF SAID UNIVERSE LIKE 'MODERN' PHILOSOPHERS DO

YOU MAY THINK WE'RE ALIKE IN THIS REGARD, BUT WE HAVE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT APPROACH WHEN IT COMES TO OBSERVING THE WORLD AROUND US

As far as science could tell back then, the Earth was the centre of the universe and flat.

It was those 'religious nitwit' Greek philosopher-mathematicians who first postulated that it was round and another of those 'religious nitwit' Greek philosopher-mathematicians who proved that it was round.

It was one of those 'religious nitwit' Greek philosopher-mathematicians who first postulated that the Earth went around the Sun and three of those ''religious nitwit' 16th-century philosopher-mathematicians (a Catholic cleric, an astrologer - that is, a horoscopy-type religious nitwit - and another pious Roman Catholic) who re-postulated and eventually proved the Earth went around the Sun.

Those 'religious nitwit' Greek philosopher-mathematicians formed the groundwork for much of modern mathematics, modern scientific analysis, and modern philosophy, and many of their theories are still considered correct and feasible to this day.

Those 'religious nitwit' 16th-century philosopher-mathematicians formed the groundwork for pretty much the rest of modern mathematics, modern scientific analysis, and modern philosophy, and many of their theories are still considered correct and feasible to this day.

A quote from the Wikipedia article on Aristotle, one of those 'religious nitwit' Greek philosophers who is generally considered to be one of the greatest philosophers to ever live: "All aspects of Aristotle's philosophy continue to be the object of active academic study today." [emphasis added]

A quote from the Wikipedia article on Galileo, one of those 'religious nitwit' 16th-century philosophers who is generally considered to be one of the greatest scientists to ever live: "Known for his work as astronomer, physicist, engineer, philosopher, and mathematician, Galileo has been called the 'father of observational astronomy', the 'father of modern physics', the 'father of the scientific method', and even the 'father of science'." [emphasis added]

Go read those Wiki articles; they're quite informative.

And stop being biased against 'religious nitwits', you owe much of your precious philosophy to them.

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YOU'RE A REALIST, DUALITY

AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, IN FACT YOUR 'KIND' IS INFINITELY MORE VALUABLE TO SOCIETY THAN MINE FROM A PRACTICAL VIEWPOINT

BUT I'M THE ARTIST

I'M THE POET

I'M THE PHILOSOPHER

Which should be completely fine, considering you seem to outmatch me in literally everything else. But you just have to have it all, don't you?

I'M NOT TRYING TO TAKE ANYTHING FROM YOUUUUU

I'M TRYING TO SAY THAT THIS:

On ‎30‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 8:47 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YOU DON'T KNOW NUTHIN' ABOUT PHILOSOPHY

YOUR KIND COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND US

IS SLANDER AND A MISCONCEPTION

WHY MUST YOU TRY AND TWIST THIS AGAINST ME

3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

FINE, FINE

YOU GET A TUXPOINT SINCE I LOVED IT THE FIRST TIME YOU SHOWED IT TO ME

. . .

NOW GIMME MOAR

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3 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

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I win.

 

 

 

 

What's your I.Q.?

How many encyclopedias do you have?

Do you have any pony plushies?

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20 hours ago, Duality said:

She was in the gutter with tyre marks on her.

Oh. Oh.

I am so sorry.

Such a horrible mental image...

20 hours ago, Duality said:

She can see my computer screen.

...UM, I MEAN I'M TOTALLY GENUINELY GONNA LIKE MYSELF TO HELP MY SELF-ESTEEM

YEAH

I'LL DO EXACTLY THAT

20 hours ago, Duality said:

Exactly.

That's what this comic is all about.

The entire basis of the joke is that all sciences are just applied philosophy.

Indeed...

NOW BOW BEFORE ME, PHYSICIST PEASANT

BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD-EMPEROR

20 hours ago, Duality said:

There are no 'completely opposite schools of thought' to philosophy.

Philosophy is the study of matters pertaining to the mind and existence.

That is all there is to the definition.

. . .

THEN EVERYTHING'S PHILOSOPHY

WHICH RENDERS PHILOSOPHY USELESS

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT A PHILOSOPHY APPLIED IN A CERTAIN FIELD

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PHILOSOPHY-PHILOSOPHY

Y'KNOW, THE WEIRD SEEMINGLY-KINDA-POINTLESS POETIC ONE

20 hours ago, Duality said:

As far as science could tell back then, the Earth was the centre of the universe and flat.

It was those 'religious nitwit' Greek philosopher-mathematicians who first postulated that it was round and another of those 'religious nitwit' Greek philosopher-mathematicians who proved that it was round.

It was one of those 'religious nitwit' Greek philosopher-mathematicians who first postulated that the Earth went around the Sun and three of those ''religious nitwit' 16th-century philosopher-mathematicians (a Catholic cleric, an astrologer - that is, a horoscopy-type religious nitwit - and another pious Roman Catholic) who re-postulated and eventually proved the Earth went around the Sun.

Those 'religious nitwit' Greek philosopher-mathematicians formed the groundwork for much of modern mathematics, modern scientific analysis, and modern philosophy, and many of their theories are still considered correct and feasible to this day.

Those 'religious nitwit' 16th-century philosopher-mathematicians formed the groundwork for pretty much the rest of modern mathematics, modern scientific analysis, and modern philosophy, and many of their theories are still considered correct and feasible to this day.

A quote from the Wikipedia article on Aristotle, one of those 'religious nitwit' Greek philosophers who is generally considered to be one of the greatest philosophers to ever live: "All aspects of Aristotle's philosophy continue to be the object of active academic study today." [emphasis added]

A quote from the Wikipedia article on Galileo, one of those 'religious nitwit' 16th-century philosophers who is generally considered to be one of the greatest scientists to ever live: "Known for his work as astronomer, physicist, engineer, philosopher, and mathematician, Galileo has been called the 'father of observational astronomy', the 'father of modern physics', the 'father of the scientific method', and even the 'father of science'." [emphasis added]

Go read those Wiki articles; they're quite informative.

And stop being biased against 'religious nitwits', you owe much of your precious philosophy to them.

Like I said just now, I was talking about philosopher-philosophers. You know, the ones who don't ever get anything significant done and are basically just over-glorified poets? What, you thought my existence was actually worth something? That I would come up with some theory or equation that would revolutionize the world? You are amusing.

Of course they were religious, everyone was religious until relatively recently. (Those who weren't were stoned or burned alive. Y'know, the christian way.) That doesn't mean that the stuff they came up with that still holds up today was related or because of the fact that they were religious. A christian could solve a math problem just as well as an atheist. My philosophy isn't based on any other philosophy, Duality. I mean, of course I've studied them, but there's so much more information from so many other places shaping my view of the world other than that.

I'm not biased against 'religious nitwits', but I don't 'owe' them anything, either. Also, do keep in mind that I used capitals when referring to 'DA GRET PHELASEPHERZ OF HESTORAY' as 'religious nitwits'. Take everything with a grain of salt, Duality.

20 hours ago, Duality said:

I'M NOT TRYING TO TAKE ANYTHING FROM YOUUUUU

I'M TRYING TO SAY THAT THIS IS SLANDER AND A MISCONCEPTION

WHY MUST YOU TRY AND TWIST THIS AGAINST ME

Okay, so obviously the first part of my initial statement is an over-exaggeration. Mind the caps, Duality. Mind the caps.

The last part, however...

Well, like I said, you're a realist. You see the world in numbers, so plain, simple and obvious. Every once in a while a quadratic equation pops up, but that's about it. From my point of view, it is much more different. I study existence itself, Duality, and the human mind's perception of it. Not in the same way a neurosurgeon would. I am right in some regards, you are right in others, and there are some perspectives on certain things that we will never share.

21 hours ago, Duality said:

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Pretty funny and certainly original...

Although it's a bit too soon. The first one was great, but I fear that if we kept it up it would quickly become monotonous.

It's my bad, of course, I requested for another (more or less jokingly, but still). But we wouldn't want Christmas every Sunday, now, would we?

21 hours ago, Duality said:

I win.

To be completely honest, I didn't even think much about your clue. I just really wanted an opportunity to use this reaction image.

. . .

Well, feel free to tell me the answer, now.

21 hours ago, Duality said:

What's your I.Q.?

Took several tests in the past, all with different scoring systems, and I honestly don't remember anything. I have no clue. If you know any well-formatted and accurate test, just let me know.

21 hours ago, Duality said:

How many encyclopedias do you have?

Hhhmmmm, let me see...

One about dinosaurs.

One about ancient Egypt.

One about knights and other such things.

One about astronomy.

One about graphic design.

One about anatomy.

And one about the flora and fauna.

I might still be missing a few, but this is the most of it.

21 hours ago, Duality said:

Do you have any pony plushies?

I ALREADY TOLD YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU

I HAVE TWO

GREAT LUNA ONE AND WEIRD HAIRED PINKIE ONE

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1 hour ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

Are you like Ocean Man?

Can you take me by the hand take me to the land that you understand?

Technically, yes...

If the land that you're looking for is the storage closet of a tuxedo factory, that is.

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6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh. Oh.

I am so sorry.

Such a horrible mental image...

She says that sometimes bad things happen and there's nothing you can do about them except keep moving forwards.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...UM, I MEAN I'M TOTALLY GENUINELY GONNA LIKE MYSELF TO HELP MY SELF-ESTEEM

YEAH

I'LL DO EXACTLY THAT

She also says you're totally genuinely a good liar.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Pretty funny and certainly original...

Although it's a bit too soon. The first one was great, but I fear that if we kept it up it would quickly become monotonous.

It's my bad, of course, I requested for another (more or less jokingly, but still). But we wouldn't want Christmas every Sunday, now, would we?

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SAY HA HA HA DUALITY THAT'S FUNNY REALLY GREAT COMIC IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH THE TIME YOU SPENT DREDGING THIS UP FROM THE DEPTHS OF YOUR BROWSER HISTORY SOLELY FOR MY SAKE

AND THEN SUBTLY CHANGE THE SUBJECT TO TRY AND AVOID ME DUMPING MORE COMICS ON YOU

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

To be completely honest, I didn't even think much about your clue. I just really wanted an opportunity to use this reaction image.

. . .

Well, feel free to tell me the answer, now.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS IS LITERAL CHILD'S PLAY WHY TUXEDO WHY

On ‎1‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 5:35 PM, Duality said:
On ‎29‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 8:01 PM, Duality said:

Minds empty, and newly transform.

Understanding xpands, empties doubly over.

What am I?

THE KEY WORD IS ACRONYM

'xpands' ISN'T A MISSPELLING

DON'T DISAPPOINT ME HERE TUXEDO

YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE

THE RIDDLE IS AN ACRONYM TUXEDO

ONE THAT WAS RELEVANT TO OUR CONVERSATION WAY BACK WHEN I CAME UP WITH IT

YOU HAVE LOST YOUR CHANCE

HAO DAER YOUUUUU

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Hhhmmmm, let me see...

One about dinosaurs.

One about ancient Egypt.

One about knights and other such things.

One about astronomy.

One about graphic design.

One about anatomy.

And one about the flora and fauna.

I might still be missing a few, but this is the most of it.

Ancient Egyptian biologist-anatomist chivalrously artistic dinosaurs who have a passing interest in constellation analysis.

That is all I got out of that list.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I ALREADY TOLD YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU

I HAVE TWO

GREAT LUNA ONE AND WEIRD HAIRED PINKIE ONE

I REMEMBERED THE LUNA ONE BUT DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU HAD ANY MORE

IT'S BEEN MONTHS SINCE YOU TOLD ME AND YOU BARELY TALKED ABOUT THEM TO BEGIN WITH

SUCH A MEANIE TUXEDO

 

 

 

 

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever come into contact with?

What's the most laughably not-dangerous thing you've ever come into contact with?

What's the most fancy cut of meat you've ever tasted?

What's the most laughably not-fancy cut of meat you've ever tasted?

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